Phone Tig, 2/7

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Phone Tig, Chapter Two
Authors: lord_alexander and app1e_pi
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Crack!fic. AU. Complete and utter madness and pretty boys in compromising positions, with special guest appearances that are, frankly, silly.
Disclaimer: If this was true, we'd both be quite busy running up astronomical telephone bills. And so would you. And since we're not and you're not, it's not, and that's that.
Feedback: Might earn you a steamy phone call.
A/N: Sal and Pi are doing well in the Clinic. Sal earned extra jello with a well-timed pr0n-drop in a therapy session, and Pi is trading her smut for cigarettes. Which she then sells on the black market to buy jello, so it all works out. Their doctors are not yet convinced that it is normal for two healthy and adorable girls like these ones to be writing gayboy porn, but they have relented and allowed Sal and Pi to become roomies. The two were last seen giggling together under the duvet on Sal's bed, slightly dazed-looking and sticky with jello, the good red kind.

And now, on with the real story.

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Title: Matchmaker, Matchmaker (2/?)
Author:Edgespet
Pairing:Supposed to be Billy/Dom although they're not co-operating right now! Also a bit of Karl/Craig & just a whisper of Viggo/Orli
Rating:PG-13/R-ish--a bit of language
Disclaimer:This is, of course, complete fiction unfortunately
F/B: Yes, please! This is my first LOTRips fic & I would love to know what you think & how to improve my writing!
A/N: Something I've been playing with for a while now. Billy/Dom getting together during the filming of Rings, from Orlando's POV. Sort of. Nothing new or creative, just something to stretch my writing muscles a bit. Unbeta-ed so all mistakes are my own. This was supposed to be about Billy/Dom, but then the men & elves invaded & sort of took over. Promise we'll get back to the Monaboyd with the next chapter!

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Fic Series: Viggo Sucks! Chapter 12/?

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Author: Helena Snow-Renn
Type: RPS
Pairings: Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: See title. Kink - Cross-dressing, trans-gender play. Over-use of the word "pussy."
Archives: OEAM. Anyone else, just ask. Crossposted: bean_squee  bean_uncensored  more_than_mates  fellow_shippers
Disclaimer: As always, this is fiction. It never happened.
Notes: Admittedly, this is proabably one of the wierdest VigBean's you'll ever read. It kicked my ass for over a month. It's my pet. Please stroke nicely.
Summary: Yes, Viggo sucks! And he does it very well. He has his reasons.
 ... Meet Gigi.

Previous Chapters

And now, Chapter 12, linked to my LJ

“You want to break me in. This is the way you know how. Yeah, I get it. Fine. Cross-dress me. But I’m gonna make a fucking homely-ass woman.”

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The first part seemed to go down well, so here's the second ;).

Title: Whatever
Author: Ami
Rating: NC-17ish
Pairing: Marshall Mathers/Orlando Bloom
Summary: Sequel to Regardless
Disclaimer: I made it up. To my knowledge it never happened.
( Whatever )

Ohh...two in one night!

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Title:Matchmaker, Matchmaker (3/?)
Author:Edgespet
Pairing: Billy/Dom, if they would just get on with it
Rating: PG-13
Diclaimer: Still not mine, still not true
Feedback: Pleeeeaase! Need to improve my writing skills!
A/N: Billy and Viggo have a talk. Not Beta-ed, all screw-ups are my own.
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The Loan Charlie/Shark NC17

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Title: The Loan

Author: Pippin’s Penny

Rating: NC17

Pairing: Charlie/Shark

Summary: Charlie owes money but cannot repay his loan…. financially

 

 

I have no idea if this has been done before, it seems so obvious to me that this story line should be done, so if it has, let me know!  If not enjoy!

 

X-posted in the usual places

 

 

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Four Ficlets (various pairings)

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Title: "Retribution"
Pairing: Harry Sinclair/Dominic Monaghan
Rating: R
Summary: The price of getting your own back.
Notes: Double drabble for ghani, who asked for Harry/Dom, 'not nice'.

Dom's wrists still ache with the memory of punishing fingers...

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Title: "Yen"
Pairing: Josh Hartnett/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG
Summary: Josh has a craving.
Notes: Double drabble for lotrjunkie, who asked for Josh/Orlando, 'crisp, craving, stuffed animal'. Clearly, she hates me.

Keep my side of the bed warm 'til I get back

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Title: "Mice and Men"
Pairing: Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometimes life gives you the unexpected.
Notes: For dawning_star, who asked for Karl/Orlando, 'sunset, candles, contentment'. Clearly, this isn't what she had in mind. *g* Forgive me.

This is about me going down to my knees for you...

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Title: "Fling"
Pairing: Karl Urban/Linus Roache
Rating: PG-13
Summary: This wouldn't last.
Notes: Ficlet for dellastarr, who asked for Linus/Karl.

They'd called it chemistry...

Mission Profile: Op 107

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Mission Profile
Op 107 – Trophy Wife


Written by sileya
Beta by nimlothriel
Rated NC-17 overall for violence, language and m/m and/or m/f sexual content
This episode: Eric Bana/Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom; Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie; Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman; Tom Cruise/Angelina Jolie

Note on Mission Profile soundtrack and Previous Episodes

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Op 107 – Trophy Wife

The Fellowship Online (8/?)

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Title: The Fellowship Online (8/?)
Author: insanity21
Rating: NC-17 – At long last!
Pairing: Billy/Viggo, implied SeanB/Elijah, and others later, but you’ll have to wait to find out which ones!
Summary: Billy wants Viggo, Viggo wants Billy… it’s simple – surely?
Beta: confuddledone
Disclaimer: Do I know them? Uh, no. Did this happen? Uh, no. If it really had happened would I have liked to watch it? HELL YEAH!
Feedback: Please, I would love it and be eternally grateful!
X-posted to: My journal, billyviggofellowshippers fellow_shippers
Previous Chapters Here

A/N I forgot to mention that the song in the previous part was 'On a Night Like This' By Kylie Minogue (A famous Australian singer who's big in the UK, not sure about in the US)
And I'm sorry this part has taken so long and is a bit short, maybe I'll go back and rewrite it in a while, but writers block and real life have combined to make my life a bitch over the last couple of weeks, hopefully I'll have more time soon!

( “I’d like to make love to you with my mouth, to map and explore every inch of your body with my hands and my tongue, will you allow me that pleasure?” )

Fic Series: Viggo Sucks! Chapter 13/?

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Author: Helena Snow-Renn
Type: RPS
Pairings: Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: See title. Bondage.
Archives: OEAM. Anyone else, just ask. Crossposted: bean_squee  bean_uncensored  fellow_shippers  more_than_mates

Disclaimer: As always, this is fiction. It never happened.
Notes: Also contains Viggo's 'story.' Thanks for little assists by namarie120  and ck, aka muck_a_luck .
Summary: Yes, Viggo sucks! And he does it very well. He has his reasons.
Hair Orgasms. (And Sean learns a few things about Viggo.)

Previous Chapters

And now, Chapter 13, linked to my LJ...

He was reduced to… “Please!” Moan. “Please!” Moan. Bounce. “Please! Viggo…!” Moan. Bounce. Flex.

Game Looking for more players!

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portals_in_time is looking for players!

We're sort of a different type of game in that we will take any character that you can think of, real person or fictional character, as long as said character is an adult in his or her world. They can be from a book, television show, or movie. It doesn't matter if they're related in any way, shape, or form to any of the other characters already in the game. We'd love to have anyone.

If you have a pup that has lost his or her game and you'd love to continue him or her with the same background, this is the game for you. If you have a pup you've been dying to play from an obscure fandom, we'd love to have him (or her)! As long as the pup isn't already in the game, we'll allow it! (And we allow up to two of each real person to be in the game at a time provided their background is sufficiently different.)

This is not a fast paced game. We've been almost dead for a bit here, but we're trying to get things going again. All that we ask is that you be able to post once per calendar month. That's it.

( Now, just a few notes on the game )

You may have noticed that we were primarily Lord of the Rings based, but we'd like to change that and expand out. Please, please do not be afraid to submit another character. We'd love variety.

To apply, please visit the community info page and copy the application there, then email it to me. If you have any questions, feel free to IM me.

I hope to hear from you soon!