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I love humour.
I love humourous stories.
I love humourous stories about the cast and characters of the LOTR.
I love humourous fictious stories about the cast and characters of the LOTR having sex with each other.
I especially love humourous fictious stories about same sex cast and characters of the LOTR having sex with each other.

I seem to have a pervy librarian gene and envision myself gathering together any and all of the above into one handy dandy place, where I know I will find something to read that will brighten my day and possibly dampen my knickers.

To that end, I have created

lotr_glee.

I hope the first post - there are only ~~two twelve~~ fourteen *glee* at the moment! lol! - answers any questions you might have. If not, ask away! :D

Dear mods, I hope you don't mind me posting here. Please delete if it is a problem. Thanks.

idri-fic.livejournal.com

Beta: Unbeta'd
Rating: U
Fandom: Lord of the Rings RPS
Pairing: Hmmmmm.... for you to work out ;)
Word Count: 34
Disclaimer: Not real, not for profit, not mine.
Feedback: Always adored.
Genre: Erm. Crack?
Warnings: None. For once. Except for a large image.

Previous Finds: The Able Napkin

Found on the back of a Mr Men book in a West Village thrift shop in New York.

dalehead.livejournal.com

Title : Beware Da Family
Author :

dalehead
Pairing : Ian McKellen/John Barrowman
Rating : NC-17 – crack fic!
Summary: John meets the Don.
A/N : Part one of Ian X 70 – a celebration of the magnificence that is Sir Ian McKellen, National Treasure and all round good guy. All pairings have been requested and all fics are one offs.

You have to swear allegiance to the Giant Member

itstonedme.livejournal.com

Title: Elijah Unplugged
Author:

itstonedme
Pairing: EW/OB, (VM/OB and VM/SB implied)
Rating: Mature for sexual situations and language
Comment: Crackish AU
Disclaimer: Not a word of it is true.
Cross-posted to:

bloomwood_

Nasal Nonsense Inside

caras-galadhon.livejournal.com

Seems I'm a little bit behind in posting to comms. I suppose it's a wee bit out of season now, too, but even so...

Title: And to All a Good Night
Author: Galadriel (

caras_galadhon)
Pairing: Viggo/Bean
Rating: R
Archive: Lothlorien,

sons_of_gondor, and Green Opals.
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Disclaimer: Absolutely did not happen. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Summary: Sean wants to share the holiday spirit with Viggo.
Notes: For everyone who is waiting on fiction from me, and especially

liars_dance, who all but served me up a bunny on a plate last week. Apparently the moment I say I have no time write is the same moment I find a fully-formed idea in my lap. The poem Viggo is reading is "A Visit from St. Nicholas," published anonymously in 1823.

("Oof. Watch it, will you? I'm trying to read...")

hurinhouse.livejournal.com

Title: If You Give a Brit a Biscuit
Author: hurinhouse
Rating: R?
Pairing: Sean/Viggo
Summary: a variation on the poplar kids’ book series.
A/N: I’ve been reading If You Give a Mouse a Cookie to my kids; please forgive me.
Disclaimer: Not true, though I hear he likes tea.

( Read more )

stormatdusk.livejournal.com

author:

stormatdusk
pairing: Viggo/Orlando
rating: adult
warnings: m/m sex; otherwise, none
disclaimer: this is only fiction.
a/n: the story starts here. this bit fits in some time after the 'i love you's' and before the wedding. :)

( Hey, you. You ready? )

dalehead.livejournal.com

Title : Olympic Gold
Author:

dalehead
Pairing : Absolutely no pairings and no sex – it sort of encompasses LoTRips, Bandslash and SPN slash – a bit of all of it really
Rating : Pgish, for adult themes
Summary : This is one Olympic competition y’all would love to go to.
Disclaimer: This is entirely made up.
Author’s Note: This came to me whilst I was watching Muse’s extremely awesome set at V last night...

The Olympic Gold Champion

stormatdusk.livejournal.com

author: stormatdusk
pairing: Viggo/Orlando
rating: adult
warnings: m/m sex; otherwise, none
disclaimer: this is only fiction.
a/n: starts here
picks up directly from part 8

( Orlando squinted intensely at Viggo )

stormatdusk.livejournal.com

author: stormatdusk
pairing: Viggo/Orlando
rating: adult
warnings: m/m sex; otherwise, none
disclaimer: this is only fiction.
a/n: starts here
picks up directly from part 7

( Orlando's head was all woozy-spinny. )

stormatdusk.livejournal.com

author: stormatdusk
pairing: Viggo/Orlando
rating: adult
warnings: m/m sex; otherwise, none
disclaimer: this is only fiction.
a/n: starts here
picks up directly from part 6
a/n2: this part is dedicated to

rocketbalm, because i love her attitude and i hope to give her a smile.

( Friday Night. )

stormatdusk.livejournal.com

author: stormatdusk
pairing: Viggo/Orlando
rating: adult
warnings: m/m sex; otherwise, none
disclaimer: this is only fiction.
a/n: starts here
picks up directly from part 5

( A date. )

stormatdusk.livejournal.com

author: stormatdusk
pairing: Viggo/Orlando
rating: adult
warnings: m/m sex; otherwise, none
disclaimer: this is only fiction.
a/n: starts here
picks up directly from part 4

( Only twenty-five minutes later, Elijah returned. )

stormatdusk.livejournal.com

yes, more.

author: stormatdusk
pairing: Viggo/Orlando
rating: adult
warnings: m/m sex; otherwise, none
disclaimer: this is only fiction.
a/n: starts here
picks up directly from part 3

( Most days, Orlando thought that Best Buys 'R Us was just about the best place on the planet to work. )

stormatdusk.livejournal.com

more geek!Orlando fic for

galor5's birthday! love you, hon.

author:

stormatdusk
pairing: Viggo/Orlando
rating: adult
warnings: none
disclaimer: this is only fiction.
a/n: picks up directly from here

( Orlando's stomach was extra fluttery today. )

stormatdusk.livejournal.com

untitled Geek!Orlando ficlet for

dpitman's birthday. first posted at Adult Viggo.

author:

stormatdusk
pairing: V/O
rating: pg
disclaimer: this is fiction.
warnings: none

( onward )

pecos.livejournal.com

Best wishes to you no matter what you celebrate or however you do so! Sidi Dog wrote this little story last year, and has requested that I share it with you now:

( Sidi and the Weird Sparkly-bits Tree )

Current Mood: chipper

nurseowens.livejournal.com

Title: The FAB Factor Measurement Organization
Author:

nurseowens
Pairing: VigOrli (with guest stars)
Rating: R (for some language and gratuitous nudity)
Beta: none, so all mistakes are mine. Read for courage by

king_of_men and

invisible_dream though. Thanks girls! ♥ ♥
Disclaimer: Since we can’t really show up on Orlando and Viggo’s doorstep, I decided to make it an imaginary visit. So not true, nothing of it. zip, nada… And I make no claims what so ever. I only virtually invaded their privacy. You know I love them to death, so any stabs in their direction are purely out of love.
Warnings: Crack!Fic, girly!Orli (and that’s REALLY not my habit), blatant and unapologetic use of

king_of_men and myself as characters, the use of the word fangirls and the existence of Gaydar. Also totally gratuitous picspam.
Pictures provided by

fairyspell,

newvilya,

nevernilien,

shrinetolust and

galor5
Dedicated to

matan4il for providing the plot bunny.

CONTAINS PICTURES! I tried to make it reasonably dial-up friendly, but no guarantees