FIC: The Shieldmaiden and the Ranger (Lotrips, SB/VM, R, Crack!fic)

[darkrosetiger.livejournal.com]

Title: The Shieldmaiden and the Ranger
Author: darkrosetiger
Rating: R
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, SB/VM
Archive: No
Summary: After staying up late one night drinking with the boys, Sean Bean wakes up feeling a little different.Viggo tries to be supportive.
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.
Warning: Such crackfic it's not even funny.
Notes: I'm pretty sure that somehow, this is telesilla's fault.


( WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DICK?!? )

Chalk Butterfly

[cynical-terror.livejournal.com]

Title: Chalk Butterfly (9/?)
Chapters: Prologue, Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight
Author: Arianne (cynical_terror)
Rating: NC-17 overall
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Summary: An AU set in present day New York. Orlando is beset with a rare skin disease which makes even the simplest of tasks painfully arduous. Beyond shy, he has few friends, but one unusual Wednesday morning on the subway will change everything...

A/N: Beta by the luminous ancabell.

I do this all for dmb_dragonfly, the lube of my life. ;)

( Would you join us for lunch, Devin? )

Through the Desert 7/? (BB/DM, PG, AU)

[shirasade]

Title: Through the Desert - Chapter 7
Author: shirasade
Pairing: Dom/Billy, eventually
Rating: PG
Warning: Slash (m/m), Alternate Universe, fantasy
Disclaimer: Well, our world obviously is not a desert planet, which makes this utterly untrue.
Beta: Many thanks to sophrosyne31!
Note: Finally, a new part... Earlier chapters can be found here.

Sorting out Dominic's new life.

Fic: Nature Boys (VM/OB)

[tiniowien.livejournal.com]

Nature Boys
Authors: tiniowien and jasmineskie
Pairing: VM/OB
Rating: NC17
Summary: A walk in the woods with the person you love
Disclaimer: It's fiction, every single word.
A/N: We wrote this fic as a round-robin thing over on Greatest Journal. It was started during the great LJ blackout weekend, and it just grew and grew until it turned into a real story. Now that it's done, we decided to put all the parts together, give it a title, and post it over here.

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( I ever tell you the story of how I got that tattoo? )

(no subject)

[lord-alexander.livejournal.com]

is Billy so frigging hot?
Disclaimer: Not mine. Oh no.
Feedback: is like freebies off booze companies.
Author's Notes: Sorry about the delay, I was having a slight fandom crisis and refused to write. How friggin' prima donna am I then? *grin* Nope, to make up for it, we've got a longer chapter here, with a wee bit of, well, slashiness. And hettiness as well. Whatever floats your coracle, isn't it?

The LARPing event mentioned within is based on those held by The Lorien Trust ( http://www.lorientrust.com )

Previous Chapters: I|II|III|IV|V|VI|VII

And this chapter lives here

Misunderstood 5

[spillingvelvet.livejournal.com]

Title: Misunderstood 5/?
Author: Molly (spillingvelvet)
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: PG-13 - language. a kiss omg
Summary: "Does it bother you?"
Disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with the characters represented in these stories, nor do I make any money in the stories creation.
A/N: Beta by the sweetie ancabell.

( Part One )

( Part Two )

( Part Three )

( Part Four )


( Part Five )

The Loan Charlie/Shark NC17

[pippinspennyfic.livejournal.com]

Chapter 2

 

Title: The Loan

Author: Pippin’s Penny

Rating: NC17

Pairing: Charlie/Shark

Summary: Charlie owes money but cannot repay his loan…. financially

 

 

I have no idea if this has been done before, it seems so obvious to me that this story line should be done, so if it has, let me know!  If not enjoy!

 

Chapter one can be found here

 

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(no subject)

[amourality.livejournal.com]

Title: Endless
Author: Ami
Rating: NC-17ish
Pairing: Marshall/Orlando
Summary: Sequel to Regardless and Whatever
Disclaimer: I made it up. To my knowledge it never happened.
( Endless )

Very Good, Boyd (9/?)

[apple-pi.livejournal.com]

Chapter Nine
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Rating: NC-17 for the work as a whole. PG-13 for this chapter.
Summary: Wooster. Jeeves. Monaghan. Boyd. Got it? Good.
Warnings: Crack!fic. AU. (Uh, yeah.) WIP. Blatant gacking of PG Wodehouse's world, words, and wit.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I mean no harm. I make no money. *sulks off to drink heavily*
Feedback: Is the umbrella in my tropical drink.
A/N: I apologize for the wait, I meant to have this posted earlier but had to decide upon the proper ending point. Hopefully the length of this chapter (4,000 words! *swoons*) will make up for the delay a wee bit. Also... Did you know that Wodehouse ended nearly every chapter in his books upon a cliffhanger? Completely true. *ducks and runs*

Snogging Brits this way!

FIC: Cycles of Twilight, 1/1 AU (SB/VM, Nc-17)

[denyce.livejournal.com]

Title: Cycles of Twilight
Author: Denyce
Fandom: Lotrips
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: overall Nc-17
Warnings: AU, post-apocalyptic
Summary: What happens when Sean and Viggo survive a global apocalyptic mutating virus….
Notes: This was originally written for the slashababyfor cathybites, who requested: a dark & gritty (post-apocalyptic/dystopian
fic), smutty angst. Nothing too fluffy. Hopefully this will meet with her approval. Originally I turned this in only partially beta’d. Finally I can post a completed beta version. For the beta help, nods to blackkoda who was able to help me in the begging before rl snagged her away, and to helena_s_renn Who has continually raised the bar, demanded more, and essentially kicked my ass—mucho THANKS Ladies!!!!
I’d also like to add a thank you to slashababy it really was a delight and I really appreciated everyone help and support! To cathybites thank you for introducing me to a new favorite pairing :-)
Last bit, any mistakes/problems etc are mine & mine alone, from my last bits of tinkering


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Love and Deception Ch: 4

[stormscrystal.livejournal.com]

Love and Deception Ch: 4
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Setting: AU
Disclaimer: Untrue
Summary: Plots of revenge
Feedback: Thank you




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Fic: Free Your Mind Part 6 (SB/VM, PG-13)

[ullman.livejournal.com]

Title: Free Your Mind Part 6
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Totally not true, only entertaining myself.
Warning: This is a complete and utter AU featuring Sean and Viggo as teachers. All in good fun.
Summary: Back to school.

Earlier parts can be found here.

Free Your Mind Part 6

Fic Series: Viggo Sucks! Chapter 14/?

[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

Title: Viggo Sucks!
Author: Helena Snow-Renn
Type: RPS
Pairings: Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean
Rating: NC-17 overall (R this time.)
Warnings: See title. Bondage. Rimming.
Archives: OEAM. Anyone else, just ask. Crossposted: bean_squee  bean_uncensored  fellow_shippers  more_than_mates
Disclaimer: As always, this is fiction. It never happened.
Notes: Double drabble... this'll be the only one you'll see in this piece. One word is purposefully misspelled; and I don't count the word "a" as a word.
Summary: Yes, Viggo sucks! And he does it very well. He has his reasons.

Previous Chapters

And now, Chapter 14, linked to my LJ...

“See, Ah c’n do things you haven’t done to me.”

(no subject)

[in-doms-eyes.livejournal.com]

Title: Flight into Serenity
Author: in_doms_eyes
Rating: PG-13, but only for one use of the f-bomb
Pairing: VM/OB/EW (if you tilt your head and squint), for lotrpschallenge Challenge 30, Threesomes. Beta'ed and titled by silentnumbsmoke, one of the most gorgeous people I've never seen.
Summary: a trailer and a couch hold the secrets to the universe.

Elijah Wood, actor, Hollywood. Male. 17.

FIC: In A World Of Mirth And Magic (Elijah/Dom, Elijah/Hans Jensen)

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Title: In A World Of Mirth And Magic
Author: Rosemending rosemending@hotmail.com
Website: http:// twib.oscillating.net
Pairing: Elijah/Hans Jensen, Elijah/Dom
Fandom: Lotrips
Rating: R
Summary: Elijah learns what it's like to lose time within himself
Disclaimer: Hans Jensen belong to Dom and the people who make the incredible Hans Jensen brand of engine lubricants.
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