Title: Genesis
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: NC-17
Archive: Want. Take. Have.
Feedback: Yes, please.
Email: kamil@cox.net
Disclaimer: These guys don't belong to anyone but themselves - and occasionally to each other. I feel obligated to make sure you know that this view of events in New Zealand came solely and entirely from the depths of my twisted mind, and that I do not now, nor have I ever known these two men - or any of the other members of the Fellowship, its cast, or its crew. I have no inside information. I made this up, all of it.
You get that, right?
Right?
Good.
Although none of this is her fault in any way, I still need to thank chelle for many, many things, not the least of which is patiently listening to me go on and on and on about my new fandom, and not once hanging up on me.
I also feel like I should apologize for the 'everyone is gay' and the 'all-one-true-pairings-all-the-time!' riffs, so there, now I've done that too.
If you're looking for the angst, and the pain, and the trauma, this really isn't going to be the story for you. Herein you'll find a horny Elf, a happy Ranger, and much smut. If that's not what you want, just keep right on scrolling. :)
I'm going to link to this instead of posting it here. It's long enough that I'm not sure how well it would load, especially if LJ has another dizzy spell. That said, it's not really all that long; in fact, by the standards of my old fandom, it's positively short -- but these are the differences that make new fandoms fun.
And occasionally funny. :)
Clicking here will get you to the story.