fellowshippers | The Infamous Nose Hair Fic, VM/OB, NC-17

Title: The Infamous Nose Hair Fic
Author:

lennongirl
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: VigOrli
Beta:

jenlynn820, ~~the least she could do after infatuating me with this bunny!~~ No, seriously, thanks a lot, sweetie:)
Summary: Orlando ~~rims~~ trims Viggo's nose hair. As a natural consequence, smutness ensues (don't ask...just read)
Feedback: Yes, occurs as well. Uhm, I mean, please feed me back.
Warning: Nose hair and the trimming of it. Royal fucking with sweet torture. Snowballing, 'cause it's the season. Another attempt on writing something funny. Usage of Westlife-lyrics
Disclaimer: Never happened, I have no idea what I'm talking about, no money will be made, made it all up, lies, in one word: fiction! Viggo's nose hair isn't really that bad, you know.
A/N: If you think I'm insane, you have no idea. I'm surrounded by maniacs. Whole thing started when

nevernilien posted a ~~nose~~ close up of Viggo and

jenlynn820 mentioned his nose hair. My muses must've been stoned or drunk that night and went amok. I whined about it and some ~~insane~~ very nice people on my friends' list wanted to read about Orlando trimming Viggo's nose hair. So I give you this.
Enjoy, everyone. Merry Christmas.

“Viggo, seriously, you just can’t run around like that.”