ext_38190 ([identity profile] lennongirl.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fellowshippers2003-12-24 03:40 am

The Infamous Nose Hair Fic, VM/OB, NC-17

Title: The Infamous Nose Hair Fic
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lennongirl
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: VigOrli
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] jenlynn820, the least she could do after infatuating me with this bunny! No, seriously, thanks a lot, sweetie:)
Summary: Orlando rims trims Viggo's nose hair. As a natural consequence, smutness ensues (don't ask...just read)
Feedback: Yes, occurs as well. Uhm, I mean, please feed me back.
Warning: Nose hair and the trimming of it. Royal fucking with sweet torture. Snowballing, 'cause it's the season. Another attempt on writing something funny. Usage of Westlife-lyrics
Disclaimer: Never happened, I have no idea what I'm talking about, no money will be made, made it all up, lies, in one word: fiction! Viggo's nose hair isn't really that bad, you know.
A/N: If you think I'm insane, you have no idea. I'm surrounded by maniacs. Whole thing started when [livejournal.com profile] nevernilien posted a nose close up of Viggo and [livejournal.com profile] jenlynn820 mentioned his nose hair. My muses must've been stoned or drunk that night and went amok. I whined about it and some insane very nice people on my friends' list wanted to read about Orlando trimming Viggo's nose hair. So I give you this.
Enjoy, everyone. Merry Christmas.

“Viggo, seriously, you just can’t run around like that.”

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