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Sidi's Most Excellent Pack!
Greetings and fond hellos to all my sisters and friends around the globe. I hope that you are all happy and well, healthy and loved. Without any additional clutter I’d like to offer a little bit of news from our favorite Celebrity Dog. He’s been very busy, apparently, but not too busy to say hello from:
The Luckiest Dog in the World – Chapter 32
TITLE: Sidi’s Most Excellent Pack!
AUTHOR: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
WEBSITE: http://www.chimerafic.com
RATING: PG - adult language, innuendo
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
SUMMARY: Sidi tells his story
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
NOTE: Please forgive any intentional or
unintentional abuse of facts and history
Sidi’s Most Excellent Pack!
Hello Nice People! I am wagging at you, but not putting my cold nose in personal places, okay? Anyway, I can’t Smell anything over the inter-nets anyhow and the pictures always look funny, so let me just wag ‘Hello’ and a little ‘Woof!’ for now. This is your Good Friend Alpha Dog Sidi, and I am the Luckiest Dog in the World. Really!
In case you forgot I am a Big Black Male Dog with some white hairs on my chest. Now I have a nice white ‘Goat-ee’ because I am a Mature Dog and People always say what a Handsome Dog I am! My collar is wide and heavy and I have a tag that goes ‘chink!’ when I make my ears flop around. My Pack is Very Big and Important and the MOST Excellent Pack ever. I am in charge of Protecting them and making the Bed warm.
My Pack has been staying in London Town lately. My Alpha, Orlando, has an Excellent Den here that we live inside. It has lots of rooms and windows that you can look out of and make Vigilance, although the glass gets smeary after a while from noseprints. There’s a Cleans Things Lady who comes around, but it’s usually my Alpha who cleans the smears off so I can watch for the Guy in the Big Brown Truck and the Male Man and other Bad Guys! There is a Big Bed with room enough for My Alpha and Me and sometimes Other People or Dogs. Nobody ever tells me to ‘Get Off The Bed’ since Kate Bitch went away. I miss her, but I don’t miss the yelling thing.
The Kitchen is the Best Room in our Den, and the floor is smooth and clean so you can always see it the very moment that something gets dropped there. There is a room with a Door to Outside and that’s where the Sidi Bowl and my Water Dish sit, on a bit of rug, and there’s usually some Crunchy Good Things that get out of the Bowl and you can find them later, like for a Snack when I’m really About to Starve. My nails make a clicking sound on the hard floors, but I can sneak around pretty good on the carpets.
When you’re sneaking is when you can put that cold nose on somebody’s bare skin and make them fall off the Couch or scream. This is a Lot of Fun!
Most of the carpets Smell like Me already, so you know that I’ve been Busy!
I think it has been a Long Time since I last told you about my life. I’m Sorry about that. I did not mean to be a Bag Dog. I’ve just been really busy with Important Stuff. And there was The Accident, which led to that trip to The VET! and you can imagine how bad THAT thing was!
Should I tell you about The Accident? It was Pretty Scary. But don’t Worry Too Much, okay? Because it all turned out fine in the end. Maybe the parts with The VET! might be too scary for you, so be sure you can take a deep breath when it gets too Tense. You need to take deep breaths sometimes. Even when you’re Barking! a LOT.
The Accident happened at the Crazy House Den, which is where Alpha Viggo lives. I don’t remember exactly how The Accident happened, but I know that I was chasing Fur-Me around the inside of the house and he knocked some stuff over, because there’s Viggo Stuff EVERYWHERE in that place. Fur-Me was running really Fast, but of course I’m Faster! I’m a special kind of Running Dog from the hot sandy place, and Fur-Me is just a big dumb Puppy, but he is quick for his size. He’s pushy and loud and not very smart either, but I’m not telling you about what happened to him. This is a Sidi Story.
We were running through the Den and I was catching him from behind when Fur-Me ran into the Kitchen to get out the Door. I think my feet slipped on the floor or something because I remember going sideways and the world tipping over and then WHAM…nothing! I woke up from a Nap and there was Viggo holding me in his lap saying that ‘Orli’s going to Freak!’ and there was Dog Blood on his hands!
“Why does Viggo have Dog Blood?” I was thinking, and then I realized that my head hurt. Viggo’s pup Henry came in with his Keys and Viggo carried me out to the Truck, and I guess I got to go for a Ride, but the next thing I knew for sure I was at The VET!
It was AWFUL! All the usual Bad Things happened, although I don’t remember all of them. I’m sure they did all those Rude things with poking and sticking things in your butt and all that business. I think maybe I was whining and shedding my hairs all over Viggo and Henry, and then I got put in a Box for the Night! That was so Unfair! But Viggo came the next day, and he took me back to the Crazy House Den, and Fur-Me was put Outside, where I could only Bark! at him through the window. He was being Punished for being a Bad Dog, I’m sure!
I was not a Bad Dog, I was the Accident Dog.
The next day my Alpha came back for me. He ALWAYS comes back for his Dog, because I’m his Pack and he Needs me! Viggo Alpha told Orlando that I was his boy all right, and he called me Concussion Mutt! I’m sure that was much better than being called Fur-me.
And then after that was when my Pack moved to London Town. That was Okay with me because my Toy Basket and my Bowl and my Alpha moved too, so it was all Good. Our Den in London Town smelled like a bunch of strange People I never met, and the furniture was new, so I had to make sure that I marked everything, even if it was just with my hairs. Then the Den was officially for Sidi and Orlando. I also had to move some of the Stuff in the Garden. There was some bushes in the wrong places, so I dug them up. My Alpha didn’t seem to appreciate how hard all that digging was. He can be kinda dense that way sometimes.
Around then my Alpha was doing something called Play, which is somehow different than the usual Playing he does with his Movie Packs. This Play meant going to the big empty room called Dukayork The Atuh. I went there lots of times, and it’s a weird place. Sometimes I get to Ride there in the Car with Drives You Places Guy and maybe the Other Dog, who's only in our Pack sometimes.
The Atuh has got seats all over, and they smell like so many different people butts you can’t even imagine. Try to imagine lots and lots and lots of butts going into the same seat over and over. It’s like that!
There's also a problem at that place from the Pupper-natzis. I really HATE those guys! They come running around every time my Alpha Walks somewhere. They make those flashes and they Yell stuff and they’re Really Rude. I’m not supposed to Growl at People, but sometimes I Want to. One time I made a big pile of shit Outside the The Atuh and before my Alpha’s Fixes Things Guy could go and pick it up a Pupper-natzi slipped and fell, and Orlando laughed and laughed told all of his Play Friends about it.
I got a cookie that time.
But Sidi got warned lots of times not to Touch Anything inside The Atuh. Every time I stopped to Sniff something interesting somebody would say “Don’t you Dare, Dog!” This was Very Insulting, so I've stopped wanting to go to that place. Besides, they usually didn’t have Treats and Snacks around the same way they do on the Movie Playing places. So I would stay at the Den and sometimes my Alpha would leave me with his Littermate Sam and her Dog. That’s Okay with me because Sam never says “Don’t you Dare, Dog!”
On the days when there isn’t Play for my Alpha we go places. Sometimes it’s the Park, and there’s Parks all over London Town! Some of them are Huge! You can Run and Bark! and see other Dogs. There’s squirrels to Chase and interesting things to Smell. You’d like the Park! I sure do!
Sometimes my Alpha stays at home and People come to see us. At the start of the Play business my Good Friend and Alpha Person Sean would come around a lot. You probably don’t know this, but he always seems to have a Treat in his pocket! He’s really Smart! He knows about Dog Stuff too, like about going on patrol and how to piss up really high on a pole. Sean and my Alpha would talk for hours. I think Sean was teaching Orlando how to “talk like a Northern Bastard.” This was very boring, so I usually just found a place near the kitchen and slept.
One time Sean brought me a new Squeaker Toy because the one I had been carrying around for a week was busted and just went: “whe whe whe whe whe whe….”
The new Squeaker Toy was Extra Loud, so it was my New Favorite at once! I would bring it to my Alpha first thing in the morning to help wake him up. After a few times of that he would play a new game where he would hide my Toy when he went to bed and I have until morning to find it.
I usually Win THAT game!
Anyhow, so that’s what has been happening with Sidi Dog. I’m glad I could tell you about all of this. Maybe some time you’d like to come to our Den and Visit. We could get you some food from the big box. Or maybe you can go to the Dukayork The Atuh and put your butt in one of the seats. Just be sure you don’t Dare there, Okay?
If you do come to see Sidi you can bring a new Toy or some Treats, okay? I don’t get too many, you know.
Bye for now!
I’m wagging goodbye.
The Luckiest Dog in the World – Chapter 32
TITLE: Sidi’s Most Excellent Pack!
AUTHOR: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
WEBSITE: http://www.chimerafic.com
RATING: PG - adult language, innuendo
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
SUMMARY: Sidi tells his story
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
NOTE: Please forgive any intentional or
unintentional abuse of facts and history
Sidi’s Most Excellent Pack!
Hello Nice People! I am wagging at you, but not putting my cold nose in personal places, okay? Anyway, I can’t Smell anything over the inter-nets anyhow and the pictures always look funny, so let me just wag ‘Hello’ and a little ‘Woof!’ for now. This is your Good Friend Alpha Dog Sidi, and I am the Luckiest Dog in the World. Really!
In case you forgot I am a Big Black Male Dog with some white hairs on my chest. Now I have a nice white ‘Goat-ee’ because I am a Mature Dog and People always say what a Handsome Dog I am! My collar is wide and heavy and I have a tag that goes ‘chink!’ when I make my ears flop around. My Pack is Very Big and Important and the MOST Excellent Pack ever. I am in charge of Protecting them and making the Bed warm.
My Pack has been staying in London Town lately. My Alpha, Orlando, has an Excellent Den here that we live inside. It has lots of rooms and windows that you can look out of and make Vigilance, although the glass gets smeary after a while from noseprints. There’s a Cleans Things Lady who comes around, but it’s usually my Alpha who cleans the smears off so I can watch for the Guy in the Big Brown Truck and the Male Man and other Bad Guys! There is a Big Bed with room enough for My Alpha and Me and sometimes Other People or Dogs. Nobody ever tells me to ‘Get Off The Bed’ since Kate Bitch went away. I miss her, but I don’t miss the yelling thing.
The Kitchen is the Best Room in our Den, and the floor is smooth and clean so you can always see it the very moment that something gets dropped there. There is a room with a Door to Outside and that’s where the Sidi Bowl and my Water Dish sit, on a bit of rug, and there’s usually some Crunchy Good Things that get out of the Bowl and you can find them later, like for a Snack when I’m really About to Starve. My nails make a clicking sound on the hard floors, but I can sneak around pretty good on the carpets.
When you’re sneaking is when you can put that cold nose on somebody’s bare skin and make them fall off the Couch or scream. This is a Lot of Fun!
Most of the carpets Smell like Me already, so you know that I’ve been Busy!
I think it has been a Long Time since I last told you about my life. I’m Sorry about that. I did not mean to be a Bag Dog. I’ve just been really busy with Important Stuff. And there was The Accident, which led to that trip to The VET! and you can imagine how bad THAT thing was!
Should I tell you about The Accident? It was Pretty Scary. But don’t Worry Too Much, okay? Because it all turned out fine in the end. Maybe the parts with The VET! might be too scary for you, so be sure you can take a deep breath when it gets too Tense. You need to take deep breaths sometimes. Even when you’re Barking! a LOT.
The Accident happened at the Crazy House Den, which is where Alpha Viggo lives. I don’t remember exactly how The Accident happened, but I know that I was chasing Fur-Me around the inside of the house and he knocked some stuff over, because there’s Viggo Stuff EVERYWHERE in that place. Fur-Me was running really Fast, but of course I’m Faster! I’m a special kind of Running Dog from the hot sandy place, and Fur-Me is just a big dumb Puppy, but he is quick for his size. He’s pushy and loud and not very smart either, but I’m not telling you about what happened to him. This is a Sidi Story.
We were running through the Den and I was catching him from behind when Fur-Me ran into the Kitchen to get out the Door. I think my feet slipped on the floor or something because I remember going sideways and the world tipping over and then WHAM…nothing! I woke up from a Nap and there was Viggo holding me in his lap saying that ‘Orli’s going to Freak!’ and there was Dog Blood on his hands!
“Why does Viggo have Dog Blood?” I was thinking, and then I realized that my head hurt. Viggo’s pup Henry came in with his Keys and Viggo carried me out to the Truck, and I guess I got to go for a Ride, but the next thing I knew for sure I was at The VET!
It was AWFUL! All the usual Bad Things happened, although I don’t remember all of them. I’m sure they did all those Rude things with poking and sticking things in your butt and all that business. I think maybe I was whining and shedding my hairs all over Viggo and Henry, and then I got put in a Box for the Night! That was so Unfair! But Viggo came the next day, and he took me back to the Crazy House Den, and Fur-Me was put Outside, where I could only Bark! at him through the window. He was being Punished for being a Bad Dog, I’m sure!
I was not a Bad Dog, I was the Accident Dog.
The next day my Alpha came back for me. He ALWAYS comes back for his Dog, because I’m his Pack and he Needs me! Viggo Alpha told Orlando that I was his boy all right, and he called me Concussion Mutt! I’m sure that was much better than being called Fur-me.
And then after that was when my Pack moved to London Town. That was Okay with me because my Toy Basket and my Bowl and my Alpha moved too, so it was all Good. Our Den in London Town smelled like a bunch of strange People I never met, and the furniture was new, so I had to make sure that I marked everything, even if it was just with my hairs. Then the Den was officially for Sidi and Orlando. I also had to move some of the Stuff in the Garden. There was some bushes in the wrong places, so I dug them up. My Alpha didn’t seem to appreciate how hard all that digging was. He can be kinda dense that way sometimes.
Around then my Alpha was doing something called Play, which is somehow different than the usual Playing he does with his Movie Packs. This Play meant going to the big empty room called Dukayork The Atuh. I went there lots of times, and it’s a weird place. Sometimes I get to Ride there in the Car with Drives You Places Guy and maybe the Other Dog, who's only in our Pack sometimes.
The Atuh has got seats all over, and they smell like so many different people butts you can’t even imagine. Try to imagine lots and lots and lots of butts going into the same seat over and over. It’s like that!
There's also a problem at that place from the Pupper-natzis. I really HATE those guys! They come running around every time my Alpha Walks somewhere. They make those flashes and they Yell stuff and they’re Really Rude. I’m not supposed to Growl at People, but sometimes I Want to. One time I made a big pile of shit Outside the The Atuh and before my Alpha’s Fixes Things Guy could go and pick it up a Pupper-natzi slipped and fell, and Orlando laughed and laughed told all of his Play Friends about it.
I got a cookie that time.
But Sidi got warned lots of times not to Touch Anything inside The Atuh. Every time I stopped to Sniff something interesting somebody would say “Don’t you Dare, Dog!” This was Very Insulting, so I've stopped wanting to go to that place. Besides, they usually didn’t have Treats and Snacks around the same way they do on the Movie Playing places. So I would stay at the Den and sometimes my Alpha would leave me with his Littermate Sam and her Dog. That’s Okay with me because Sam never says “Don’t you Dare, Dog!”
On the days when there isn’t Play for my Alpha we go places. Sometimes it’s the Park, and there’s Parks all over London Town! Some of them are Huge! You can Run and Bark! and see other Dogs. There’s squirrels to Chase and interesting things to Smell. You’d like the Park! I sure do!
Sometimes my Alpha stays at home and People come to see us. At the start of the Play business my Good Friend and Alpha Person Sean would come around a lot. You probably don’t know this, but he always seems to have a Treat in his pocket! He’s really Smart! He knows about Dog Stuff too, like about going on patrol and how to piss up really high on a pole. Sean and my Alpha would talk for hours. I think Sean was teaching Orlando how to “talk like a Northern Bastard.” This was very boring, so I usually just found a place near the kitchen and slept.
One time Sean brought me a new Squeaker Toy because the one I had been carrying around for a week was busted and just went: “whe whe whe whe whe whe….”
The new Squeaker Toy was Extra Loud, so it was my New Favorite at once! I would bring it to my Alpha first thing in the morning to help wake him up. After a few times of that he would play a new game where he would hide my Toy when he went to bed and I have until morning to find it.
I usually Win THAT game!
Anyhow, so that’s what has been happening with Sidi Dog. I’m glad I could tell you about all of this. Maybe some time you’d like to come to our Den and Visit. We could get you some food from the big box. Or maybe you can go to the Dukayork The Atuh and put your butt in one of the seats. Just be sure you don’t Dare there, Okay?
If you do come to see Sidi you can bring a new Toy or some Treats, okay? I don’t get too many, you know.
Bye for now!
I’m wagging goodbye.
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**scritches you hard and slips you some Pupperoni**
Sidi writes:
*cocks head*
Concussion Dog means that I'm Very Handsome! But Viggo said that it just made me ditzier. Ditzy must mean Very Big and Impressive Male!
I think that maybe Viggo Alpha is going to come to see Play because I heard my Alpha saying his name and laughing and saying 'see you soon!'
I LOVE Pupperoni! It's almost as good as Snasauges! Around here they mostly have fish and chips, which is okay too. But in Lost Angeles there's more Dog Treats, and lots of people seem to have them!
Woof Hi to your Cats for me, okay? Tell them I won't chase them.
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Sidi writes:
*wags*
What was I saying? Oh yeah, Hi! *barks*
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"...my Good Friend and Alpha Person Sean would come around a lot. You probably don’t know this, but he always seems to have a Treat in his pocket! He’s really Smart!" But of course!!
*takes up invitation to visit the Den*
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Sidi Writes:
Bring Treats!
Re: Sidi Writes:
As soon as I can single out the one park with the squirrels in London I'll be there . . . with treats!
*is very proud of new title*