Dear Loves-My-Alphas Lady! You smell like Mangos! I eat mangos! They're squishy! And the hard bit in the middle can be buried in the bed sheets and...oh yeah, you said something...?

*cocks head*

Concussion Dog means that I'm Very Handsome! But Viggo said that it just made me ditzier. Ditzy must mean Very Big and Impressive Male!

I think that maybe Viggo Alpha is going to come to see Play because I heard my Alpha saying his name and laughing and saying 'see you soon!'

I LOVE Pupperoni! It's almost as good as Snasauges! Around here they mostly have fish and chips, which is okay too. But in Lost Angeles there's more Dog Treats, and lots of people seem to have them!

Woof Hi to your Cats for me, okay? Tell them I won't chase them.