FIC: Of Elves, Hobbits, and Men (Lotrips, crack!fic, PG-13)

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Of Elves, Hobbits, and Men
Author: telesilla
Rating: PG-13
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, implied Orlando/Bean
Archive: no where
Summary: Two vignettes that attempt to answer the eternal questions: Would Elijah Wood still be a foul-mouthed chain smoking kid if he were really a Hobbit? Would Orlando still be a bit of a slut if he were actually an Elf?.
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.
Warning: crack!fic, yo
Notes: More crack!fic. Can't blame this one on anyone but it's still somehow Lu's fault. So yeah, dedicated to luleh.

( I'll have you know that we Woods have always prided ourselves on the amount of hair we have on our feet. )

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Title: Whimsical Realities (2/3... or maybe four, I don't know)
Disclaimer: I write the truth as it exists in my seriously warped mind, where fact is what I say fact is... (so... no this isn't true.) I make no money for this, and I make no claims about anyone.
Pairing: Dom, Elijah (no slashs... there might be some.. you'll see)
Summary: after Globes Dom turns up at Elijah's
Rating: R... swearing  
Notes/Warnings: thank you samena  for the ULTRA fast betaing.
Archive: Feel free to post this anywhere, just LET ME KNOW. You can find this story and more at ivoryfields
Feedback: I live and breathe feedback. PLEASE: if you read it, give feedback, even if you don't like it.
For: This one is for all my TINHAT sisters out there, who have been struggling with the recent insurgance of pictures. ALSO this is for everyone... obviously... you DON'T need to be a tinhat to get something out of it, I think.

 

( Whimsical Realities )

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Pairing: Billy/Dom

 

He’s not really sure what he’s supposed to say to Elijah, to Dom, to anyone really.  He’s simply run out of words, and all he can do is nod.  They sit like that, in the car, staring up at the flat that Dom’s locked himself into.  It’s not the nicest place Billy’s ever seen, but Elijah just shrugs and says that Dom was tired of living with Mac.  It’s just temporary.  Billy nods again.

 

Billy vs The Shadow Mongers

Love and deception

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Love and Deception
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Setting: AU
Disclaimer: Eh not true.
Summary: Love and Deception
Feedback: If you want


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Very Good, Boyd (7/?)

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Chapter Seven
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Rating: NC-17 for the work as a whole. PG for this chapter.
Summary: Wooster. Jeeves. Monaghan. Boyd. Got it? Good.
Warnings: Crack!fic. AU. (Uh, yeah.) WIP. Blatant gacking of PG Wodehouse's world, words, and wit.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I mean no harm. I make no money. *sulks off to drink heavily*
Feedback: Is like a decent pair of braces--quite buoying, what?

Here's where we do the cha-cha-cha.

A New New Year

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Author: Lillywhite1, but call me Casey.

Title: A New New Year.

Pairing: Monaboyd, POV by Elijah

Summary: Elijah notices something new this year. 405 words.

Rating: G. OMG, G. Fluffy after a little angst.

Disclaimer: You know the drill, it’s not real, and it depressed me to say so, but that’s the way it fucking is, so deal. I should stop typing to myself…

Feedback: Always a pleasure, if you feel so generous.

 

On any other New Year Elijah would be pouting intensely on the windowsill.

Exsecratus Domini

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Title: Exsecratus Domini (part 3/?)
Rating: R (this one PG)
Pairing: Dom/Billy
Warnings: Vampire AU and everything that goes with that (including but not limited to bloodplay, minor D/s, and of course angst. Clichés abound, surely.)
Feedback: Craved
Notes: For maverick0324 and laerwen, because they asked, and my other muses went to Sundance together and didn't leave a ticket for me. Bastards. Anyway, I cannot believe you guys actually got me 1) writing AU, for fuck's sake *clings screaming to canon*, and 2) regressing to vampire shit. It's been years. My Dom is channeling a voice I thought long dead. I fear my writing might regress as well.
A/N: My concept of vampirism is not traditional nor Rice-like, although probably (unfortunately) influenced by a little of both. But I like things more complicated. Keep that in mind and you'll do fine.
A/N2: Abuse of dead languages and religions I know very little about. I know nothing and this isn't real anyway, feel free to suspend disbelief or roll your eyes. This chapter is horribly angsty anyway.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Drama chapter 11

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Well I got to post. I almost didn't but I had to get the voices in my head to stop.
Title: Drama
Author: tri_echo
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Karl Urban Karl Urban/Viggo Mortensen Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean
Rating: R maybe for some bad words and sexual situations
Summary: Orlando and Karl meet and fall in love. Why can't anyone be happy for them.
Feedback: Please I like to know what people think. It makes me want to write more.
Warnings: This is an AU story. Viggo is a meanie in this story.
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone. But I want all of them.
Notes: I've never written a Karl or AU story before so bare with me. This is another short chapter sorry and I didn't reread it because I'm tired so sorry for any type-os

previous chapters

I've had enough

Cold Mountain Part 10 + 11

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Title: Cold Mountain
Part: 10/?
Author: Agarwaen king_of_men
Pairing: VM/OB, SB/invisible_dream (*snorts with laughter*)
Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: AU

Archive: agarwaens_fics
Disclaimer: Of course it's true...except it's not. Don't know them, don't own them and no money made. This story was inspired by the movie "Cold Mountain" and actually has some elements of it, but really it's losely based.

Summary: Long time no see...
Beta: none, all mistakes are my own.
Feedback: Would make me happy of course.

A/N: invisible_dream: Hope you enjoy yourself in this chapter XD. And for all the others that might be wondering about the thing I wrote in Pairing: she wanted to be Sean Bean's wife. So…have fun XD


Part 10


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Title: Cold Mountain
Part: 11/?
Author: Agarwaen king_of_men
Pairing: VM/OB, SB/EB (mentioned), SB/VM (mentioned)
Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: AU, language

Archive: agarwaens_fics
Disclaimer: Of course it's true...except it's not. Don't know them, don't own them and no money made. This story was inspired by the movie "Cold Mountain" and actually has some elements of it, but really it's losely based.

Summary: A phone talk at night
Beta: none, all mistakes are my own.
Feedback: Would make me happy of course.

Part 11

Fic Series: Viggo Sucks! Chapter 11A/?

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Title: Viggo Sucks!
Author: Helena Snow-Renn
Type: RPS
Pairings: Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: See title. Semi-domestic. Slight angst. Wanking.
Archives: OEAM. Anyone else, just ask. Crossposted: bean_squee bean_uncensored  more_than_mates  fellow_shippers
Disclaimer: As always, this is fiction. It never happened.
Notes: Song lyrics by 1) U2; 2) PJ Harvey. I chose songs that someone with middling skills could play. I do not own, please don't sue, yada yada.
Summary: Yes, Viggo sucks! And he does it very well. He has his reasons.
Seduction by Sean.

Previous Chapters

And now, Chapter 11A, linked to my LJ...

“You know what the term ‘technical virgin’ means?”