Chalk Butterfly

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Title: Chalk Butterfly (5/?)
Chapters: Prologue, Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four
Author: Arianne (cynical_terror)
Rating: NC-17 overall
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Summary: An AU set in present day New York. Orlando is beset with a rare skin disease which makes even the simplest of tasks painfully arduous. Beyond shy, he has few friends, but one unusual Wednesday morning on the subway will change everything...

A/N: Thanks to dmb_dragonfly for the beta.



( Whoa, is this a thong? )

Express Yourself

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Title: Express Yourself
Author: smlark
Pairing: BB/DM
Rating: PG-13 (Language)
Summary: Billy & Dom learn to express themselves
Feedback: Is wonderful but be warned, I couldn't have asked one of my beta's to beta her own Christmas presents now could I????
Disclaimer: All completely make believe, however: "Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." (Aldolf Hitler, 1889-1945)

Author's Note: This was written for Gwen, hobbitgwen in response to her Christmas request for the lotrpschallenge number 2: FUNNY SHIRTS. Per this challenge: "Everyone has seen those shirts with the funny/stupid sayings on them. Choose at least three of the following, and work the t-shirts with those saying into your fic." Since I wrote them all into this I won't quote all the choices I had.

I hope anyone associated with lotrpschallenge won't mind but I borrowed their fic ideas and asked each of my LJ Friends to choose one challenge and I'd write a fic just for them for a Christmas present (saved me from racking my brain for fresh ideas)! Anyway, I've asked if they minded that I post their gifts here as well and they all seem fine with it so I'll post them every few days (in no particular order).


(Express Yourself)

Next Time (1/1)

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Title: Next Time. (1/1)
Author: Lyds
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: R for sexual content and bad language.
Notes: I posted a part of this fic under the same title and as soon as the first comment came in wanting more, what had been a one-shot fic kind of...grew. So, it's longer (2938), slashier and just as miserable. Ha. I like to make them suffer.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the people mentioned here. This never happened.
Thanks: To everyone who wanted more and gave me the idea. And super-duper thanks to buckle_berry for hassling me into the ground all her encouragement. Cheers babe.

Next Time

Home - Part 5 (Domlijah R/NC-17)

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HOME- By Saura.
Part 5 / 10

I completely forgot today was tuesday!!! Thanks God malli_ reminded me!... I have always wanted to dedicate every part to someone that's making a multi-part story I want them to finish quickly. But this time I have no-one I haven't already mentioned. So now. This one's to salogel42, for being just beautiful, and to firiel16 for being the best beta in the world and for her hobbitpile, to dvactriz because she's still the fastest and best beta in the West, and freethegayboys just because. Also to malli_ because she invented the mermelade-boys awards just for me.

Oh! And last (but not lost) to 0corona0, 'cause she begged for it.

X-posted in domlijah, fellow_shippers and my Lj. Very sorry.

Part 1 [ Homesickness ](+ headings)
Part 2 [ Flying home ]
Part 3 [ Welcome ]
Part 4 [ Between cold and warm ]


Home - Part 5 [ Fuck the socks ] - Rated NC-17

FIC: Sort of Special Like 3/? (Viggo/Bean/Orli, NC-17, kink)

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Title: Sort of Special Like 3/?
Author: dragonkal, padawanhilary and telesilla
Rating: NC-17
Categories: LotRPS (Viggo/Bean/Orli)
Archive: please ask first
Warning: D/s, animal role play
Summary: Orlando overhears Viggo talking to the puppy, and wants to know what's going on. He finds out.
Disclaimers: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.
Notes: The PuppyVerse just got more gratuitous thanks to dragonkal bringing Orli into it. Be afraid. Or you know, not.

Part One
Part Two

( It's impossible to look down and see anything but a great big friendly dog between his shins. )

(no subject)

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Title: Half The World Away
Author: Serpentis lord_alexander
Pairing: SerkisBean
Rating: This is an R.
Summary: Never do anything by halves, that's what they say. But then the glass is half-empty, and you wonder why you decided to fling yourself into something quite so difficult. And Andy...wonders why he's even bothering.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Oh no. Apart from Andy belonging to me on weekends.
Feedback: is like vodka.
Author's Notes: This is a fic written for lotrpschallenge Challenge 28 - Half-open doors. It's very Andycentric, but hurrah! It's Andy! But anyway, it was either literal or metaphorical doors and, um...they're definitely doorish in here. For some reason this fic makes me think a wee bit of Labyrinth. No David Bowie in tight tights though, no gratuitous crotch shots when filming hobbits or Hoggle. Song title is Oasis. Kill me now.

Find it Here

Always Happy Endings, BB/DM PG

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Title: Always Happy Endings
Author: _jamjar
Pairing: BB/DM
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,245
Disclaimer: This never happened. It comes entirely out of my imagination, and is therefore utterly fictional. No harm or disrespect is meant to anyone, least of all the actors Dom Monaghan and Billy Boyd, neither of whom I know.
Notes: For puddle_took, my lovely Puddlecake. Happy birthday, dearest ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

I never got it

X-posted to _jamjar, billydom, billydomotpfqf, fellow_shippers and monaboyd

1 Night in Orlando. V/O. NC-17. 1/1

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Title: 1 Night in Orlando.
Author: limeysugar.
Pairing: Orlando/Viggo. Shut up.
Rating: NC-17.
Disclaimer: Not true. Fiction. Duh.
Author's Notes: Okay, yes, I wrote ViggOrli. I did it for dirtysidekick, who really wanted it, but knew I didn't like writing it. Well, guess what? I did. Now you owe me a kidney, should I ever need one. Also, working in the sexshop has gotten to me- I really should quit that job. It makes me write stuff like this. Henjoy.

Click here for cheesy porn.

A Birthday Goodbye, Part 2, DM/BB, PG-13

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Hooray! Finally got this done! Take that, real life, for trying to interfere with my fictions!!


Title: A Birthday Goodbye Part 2: The New Year
Author: wbearsmom
Pairing: BB/DM
Rating: PG-13 to R
Summary: Billy wants to forget. Dom has other ideas.
Disclaimer: Still not true
Feedback: The more, the merrier
Warning: Angst, mild bondage
A/N: Part two of a two part series Conclusion to A Birthday Goodbye


( Billy was far from okay )

Games Lovers Play: Amorous Liaisons

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Title: Games Lovers Play: Amorous Liaisons
Author: Ariel Tachna
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Role-playing, m/m sex
Beta: Namárië, Jean, and kayem
Archive: VOLA slash, LBES, Mirrormere, Innate Desires
Disclaimer: I don't know them. I make no claims about them. I just want to have fun.
Feedback: Don't be gentle. Just be honest.
Summary: Orlando plays the innocent virgin to Viggo’s wicked seducer.


He needed Viggo’s fingers inside him. Or even better, Viggo’s cock.

LOTR RPF - AU - WWII Chapter 2

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Author: SuthunFox
Rating: Entire series will be a hard R to NC-17 for violence, language, sexual situations so forth and such like. This part PG-13 (at best) for language.
Pairing: Gen for now.
Disclaimer: This story is not to be taken as factual even though there are factual elements to it - it is a fictionalized account and it did not happen. The characterizations are not the real people who's names and images I've used in my story - they are false and should not be taken to indicate any sort of agreement with what I've written. I am not making any money from this, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
A/N: Artistic license is my friend. I've tried to be as accurate as possible but sometimes I tweak history to help myself out. ;-)
Many and repeated thanks to AnneMarie, Julie and pippinmctaggart for the betas and hand holding. Hope it's worth it. Also, while this has been betaed, I am a compulsive tinkerer so any mistakes are mine.

Chapter 1 can be found here.


It would appear, Sergeant Bean, that you are the only soul on this base who knows the whereabouts of Major William Boyd

X-posted to foxtales, fellow_shippers, monaboyd and lotr_au_fic.

Half Wrong

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Title: Half Wrong
Author: smlark
Pairing: BB/DM as there is no other OTP
Rating: PG
Summary: I suppose I cheated a little as I remixed one of Chelle's fics: (Ice Cream). I was debating on trashing this and writing another but decided that the old saying of "Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery" (couldn't find who said that) seems fitting. And to quote words from her own mouth: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP" Christmas is almost here and I have to hurry!
Feedback: Would be nice but as per before – unbeta'd so please forgive my errors!
Disclaimer: Not at all true, only the dreams, hopes and fantasies of us all.
A/N: This was written for Chelle, ceartas in response to her Christmas request for the lotrpschallenge number 12: CLOSING LINE. In this challenge: "Your story must be between 450 and 500 words long. And, your story must end with the line, WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL." It was Chelle's request that this was written Monaboyd with Billy asking the question.
I hope anyone associated with lotrpschallenge won't mind but I borrowed their fic ideas and asked each of my LJ Friends to choose one challenge and I'd write a fic just for them for a Christmas present (saved me from racking my brain for fresh ideas); posted in no particular order.

(Half Wrong)