Ted's Awful Truth (from E!online)
Kill King Kong
The 1976 version, natch. At the Lord of the Rings-New Line
Moët-drenched do, all tawk centered on how the hell Peter Jackson,
elfish doll that he is, will follow up his trilogy's massive success:
by remaking the 1933 Kong--as has been announced--with Naomi Watts
definitely, positively in as the Faye Wray (not Jessica Lange, mind
you) gorilla-swaying gal. Too hot! Hairy scenes of love and
destruction are being penned by the Lords' main writing troika as we
cyber-communicate.
Other tongue-biz buzz was 'bout, oh, not much, just partying and
homosexuality, the usual Hollywood canapé chitchat.
"There was a lot of screwing going on in New Zealand," pooped an
inside (high-up) set vet. "But look, most of it was straight. These
guys [Hobbits, elves, horny young men] just aren't afraid to show
their incredible affection for one other; that's what gets the gay
stuff started."
Glad that's settled! (Yeah, right.)
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Kill King Kong
The 1976 version, natch. At the Lord of the Rings-New Line
Moët-drenched do, all tawk centered on how the hell Peter Jackson,
elfish doll that he is, will follow up his trilogy's massive success:
by remaking the 1933 Kong--as has been announced--with Naomi Watts
definitely, positively in as the Faye Wray (not Jessica Lange, mind
you) gorilla-swaying gal. Too hot! Hairy scenes of love and
destruction are being penned by the Lords' main writing troika as we
cyber-communicate.
Other tongue-biz buzz was 'bout, oh, not much, just partying and
homosexuality, the usual Hollywood canapé chitchat.
"There was a lot of screwing going on in New Zealand," pooped an
inside (high-up) set vet. "But look, most of it was straight. These
guys [Hobbits, elves, horny young men] just aren't afraid to show
their incredible affection for one other; that's what gets the gay
stuff started."
Glad that's settled! (Yeah, right.)
more behind the lj cut
( Read more... )