Confessions of an Epicurean

[monkeyflower.livejournal.com]

Title: Confessions of an Epicurean
Author: MonkeyFlower
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: BB/DM
Feedback: Would kill for it! j/k!
Summary: Billy wants.
Warning: Flagrant use of adverbs. Proceed with caution.

( 1. Between yes and no is not maybe. It is never. )

Orlij for the masses

[buffonia.livejournal.com]

FIC: The Man Who Would Be King (OB, SB, DM, VM, ST, EW: G: 1/1)

[viva-gloria.livejournal.com]

TITLE: The Man Who Would Be King
AUTHOR: Gloria Mundi (viva_gloria@livejournal.com)
PAIRING: Yearning glances all over the place. Featuring OB, SB, DM, VM, ST, EW
RATING: G (is this a first?!)
SUMMARY: Why Stuart Had To Go - in 6 easily-digested slash-flashes, for dellastarr's birthday ---> The Man Who Would Be King

Another manip

[buffonia.livejournal.com]

Made this a while ago too. I do love me some dorli.

Raining Men video

[msilverstar]

I like the Raining Men video that Bladefanatic did, even if I don't recognize the non-LOTR guys. All her stuff is fun and fits right in with RPS.

New Sean/Viggo, Dom/Sean, and Orlando/Viggo

[tnl.livejournal.com]

( Fic )

Newbie here...

[shirasade]

Hey there,

Just wanted to say hi and how glad I am to have found a community that shares my weakness for yummy Lotrips goodnes... ;)

I've only written three drabbles so far in this fandom - here's a link to them, if anyone is interested...
I seem to be on a drabble kick, so I'll probably post some more from time to time. :)

~Evamaria

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the cock-ring

[destinyawakened.livejournal.com]

I wrote this in my journal origonally...but i thought ya'll would find it amusing. fun thing is...i'm gonna make a short script for it..hehe, so have fun!
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Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Cock-ring
Main Characters:
Arahorn "Straddler": The ranger who finds himself constantly horny no matter where he is
Legococks: the elven prince from Fuckwood
Limpli: The dwarf who is often known to be, well, limp. enjoys digging in "mines"
Porno: Porno Faggins one of the creatures once known as a hobbit, but for many reasons known now as Humpits. Porno inherits a ring from his uncle Blojo.
Blojo: Blojo Faggins, the uncle of Porno and once a keeper of the sacred cock-ring.
Slamwise the Slut: Porno's gardner and "best friend"
Hairy : Hairy Brandyfuck part of the company of the ring
Pimpin : Pimpin Fook, another part of the company of the ring
Gaydolf: The wizard who has for years been around Humpiton watching the little boy humpits..hehe yeah sure.
Ahin: Lady Ahin is the daughter of Elfond
Elfond: Head of Rivendale's counsel, master healer. Elven.
Hodositfeel: Lady of the ancient forest...lorlithien.
Hoemarir: leader and general from Gondor..part of the company

Lord of the Rings: The Two Erections

Other Supporting characters:

King Viagran of Trojan: The King of Tojan, who helps destory evil
Estrigen: Niece of King Viagran
Humper: Nephew of King Viagran
Seaman: Evil dude of isengard...once nice wizard and "friend" of gaydolf.
Fokramir: Brother of Hoeramir, who is after the power of the ring
Kinkbeard: A tree like creature who has a very...kinky side.
Molestum: The creature who once had the ring for over 5oo years...it really got to his mind. without the ring he was, well...very incapable.

Lord of the Rings: Return of the Porn Stars
Same character cast
Sucon: the evil guy who is the main master of the ring...and he wants it back.


******************************************The Ring Poem**************************************************

One ring tp fit them all, One Ring to excite them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bite them!

*******************************************Random Quips**************************************************
Legococks likes to shoot his elven arrows into little humpit holes!

Arahorn enjoys "Straddling" his Ahin! He's very horny you know!

(no subject)

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Title: Untitled
Author: Kassie
E-mail: naturallycalm@yahoo.com
Pairing: VM/OB
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Completely invented. No intention towards reality.
Notes: This is a wip.


( Nameless for now )

Some more drabbles

[shirasade]

Wrote some more drabbles tonight - all kinds of pairings, and again totally unrelated. Hope you enjoy!

Drabbles 4-10