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destinyawakened.livejournal.com) wrote in fellowshippers2003-02-13 07:02 pm
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the cock-ring
I wrote this in my journal origonally...but i thought ya'll would find it amusing. fun thing is...i'm gonna make a short script for it..hehe, so have fun!
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Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Cock-ring
Main Characters:
Arahorn "Straddler": The ranger who finds himself constantly horny no matter where he is
Legococks: the elven prince from Fuckwood
Limpli: The dwarf who is often known to be, well, limp. enjoys digging in "mines"
Porno: Porno Faggins one of the creatures once known as a hobbit, but for many reasons known now as Humpits. Porno inherits a ring from his uncle Blojo.
Blojo: Blojo Faggins, the uncle of Porno and once a keeper of the sacred cock-ring.
Slamwise the Slut: Porno's gardner and "best friend"
Hairy : Hairy Brandyfuck part of the company of the ring
Pimpin : Pimpin Fook, another part of the company of the ring
Gaydolf: The wizard who has for years been around Humpiton watching the little boy humpits..hehe yeah sure.
Ahin: Lady Ahin is the daughter of Elfond
Elfond: Head of Rivendale's counsel, master healer. Elven.
Hodositfeel: Lady of the ancient forest...lorlithien.
Hoemarir: leader and general from Gondor..part of the company
Lord of the Rings: The Two Erections
Other Supporting characters:
King Viagran of Trojan: The King of Tojan, who helps destory evil
Estrigen: Niece of King Viagran
Humper: Nephew of King Viagran
Seaman: Evil dude of isengard...once nice wizard and "friend" of gaydolf.
Fokramir: Brother of Hoeramir, who is after the power of the ring
Kinkbeard: A tree like creature who has a very...kinky side.
Molestum: The creature who once had the ring for over 5oo years...it really got to his mind. without the ring he was, well...very incapable.
Lord of the Rings: Return of the Porn Stars
Same character cast
Sucon: the evil guy who is the main master of the ring...and he wants it back.
******************************************The Ring Poem**************************************************
One ring tp fit them all, One Ring to excite them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bite them!
*******************************************Random Quips**************************************************
Legococks likes to shoot his elven arrows into little humpit holes!
Arahorn enjoys "Straddling" his Ahin! He's very horny you know!
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Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Cock-ring
Main Characters:
Arahorn "Straddler": The ranger who finds himself constantly horny no matter where he is
Legococks: the elven prince from Fuckwood
Limpli: The dwarf who is often known to be, well, limp. enjoys digging in "mines"
Porno: Porno Faggins one of the creatures once known as a hobbit, but for many reasons known now as Humpits. Porno inherits a ring from his uncle Blojo.
Blojo: Blojo Faggins, the uncle of Porno and once a keeper of the sacred cock-ring.
Slamwise the Slut: Porno's gardner and "best friend"
Hairy : Hairy Brandyfuck part of the company of the ring
Pimpin : Pimpin Fook, another part of the company of the ring
Gaydolf: The wizard who has for years been around Humpiton watching the little boy humpits..hehe yeah sure.
Ahin: Lady Ahin is the daughter of Elfond
Elfond: Head of Rivendale's counsel, master healer. Elven.
Hodositfeel: Lady of the ancient forest...lorlithien.
Hoemarir: leader and general from Gondor..part of the company
Lord of the Rings: The Two Erections
Other Supporting characters:
King Viagran of Trojan: The King of Tojan, who helps destory evil
Estrigen: Niece of King Viagran
Humper: Nephew of King Viagran
Seaman: Evil dude of isengard...once nice wizard and "friend" of gaydolf.
Fokramir: Brother of Hoeramir, who is after the power of the ring
Kinkbeard: A tree like creature who has a very...kinky side.
Molestum: The creature who once had the ring for over 5oo years...it really got to his mind. without the ring he was, well...very incapable.
Lord of the Rings: Return of the Porn Stars
Same character cast
Sucon: the evil guy who is the main master of the ring...and he wants it back.
******************************************The Ring Poem**************************************************
One ring tp fit them all, One Ring to excite them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bite them!
*******************************************Random Quips**************************************************
Legococks likes to shoot his elven arrows into little humpit holes!
Arahorn enjoys "Straddling" his Ahin! He's very horny you know!
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