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Title: Notes
Author:

queen_geek
Characters: BB, DM, mentioned EW, OB
Rating: G
A/N: For

lotrpschallenge 17. Billy and Dom pass notes. All spelling mistakes are Dom's.

Dear Bills
You shudn’t leave your journal lieing around because I found it and now I know that you like Lij. Haha! Blackmail!
-dom

Dear Dominic
If you value your manhood, you will keep that bit of information to yourself. And what do you mean, lying (notice the correct spelling) around? It was on my bookshelf, in my bedroom, in my flat!
Billy

Bills
Wherever it was, you still have a crush on a guy. And one whos 17. Pervy old git.

Dominic
Your grammar and spelling are atrocious. And I do not have a crush. ~~I merely respect his~~ ~~I simply find him~~ I just like looking at him. He’s pretty. Unlike some people I know, who have odd noses and ears that stick out far more than is socially acceptable.
I meant that, about your manhood. I caught Sean looking at me off-kilter today. I will maim.
Peevishly,
Billy

Bills
And I quote “It never ceases to amaze me how agile Elijah is.”
You’re thinking about him being agile in your bed, arent you?
sicko.
disgustedly,
-dom

Dominic IWishIKnewYourMiddleNameBecauseIWouldSayItHere Monaghan.
You are a dead man.
Dead.

Billy: I quake in my boots, er feet. So Elijah found out, what of it? He’ll stop running away from you in a few days.
I think its ~~god~~ good to get things out in the open, yeah?
dom

Dearest Dommie
Speaking of 'out in the open'... Your journal (which, might I add, was lying on the floor in the weapons room, and therefore fair game...) may have been found lying open to a particularly descriptive page, and one Orlando Bloom may have happened across it. I’ve not seen that many shades of red in a long time.
It’s not so funny anymore, is it?
Billy

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i just like looking at him. he's pretty.

hee! this was hilarious! loved it immensely. but i want to know what dom wrote about orli!

but i want to know what dom wrote about orli!

You and me, both, sister.

Glad you liked it!

*giggles*

funny! i loved it, and i also loved Dom's bad spelling. it's like me, ha. <_< more!

It was so hard for me to write incorrectly. I hate bad spelling and grammar (my family and friends call me the Grammar Nazi, and come to me for editing help), so it was painful to write badly. Alas, for the Dom in my head is about as good at writing well as he is at sitting still for more than, like, a minute. So.

As for your request for more? I hadn't even thought of it. But perhaps.

Damn girl! You've done it again. Providing I actually get around to posting it, this kicks the crap out of what I've written for this challenge. wee!!!

*hugs and kisses*

Oh! How funny! I really loved it!

Thank ya! I had fun writing it!

that was brilliant...although I doubt Dom is so horrible at spelling.

My Dom has horrendous spelling. Love him to death, but I want to take a red pen to his writing. Tsk. :)

LOVE it! :)