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Title: Notes
Author: queen_geek
Characters: BB, DM, mentioned EW, OB
Rating: G
A/N: For lotrpschallenge 17. Billy and Dom pass notes. All spelling mistakes are Dom's.


Dear Bills
You shudn’t leave your journal lieing around because I found it and now I know that you like Lij. Haha! Blackmail!
-dom

Dear Dominic
If you value your manhood, you will keep that bit of information to yourself. And what do you mean, lying (notice the correct spelling) around? It was on my bookshelf, in my bedroom, in my flat!
Billy

Bills
Wherever it was, you still have a crush on a guy. And one whos 17. Pervy old git.

Dominic
Your grammar and spelling are atrocious. And I do not have a crush. I merely respect his I simply find him I just like looking at him. He’s pretty. Unlike some people I know, who have odd noses and ears that stick out far more than is socially acceptable.
I meant that, about your manhood. I caught Sean looking at me off-kilter today. I will maim.
Peevishly,
Billy

Bills
And I quote “It never ceases to amaze me how agile Elijah is.”
You’re thinking about him being agile in your bed, arent you?
sicko.
disgustedly,
-dom

Dominic IWishIKnewYourMiddleNameBecauseIWouldSayItHere Monaghan.
You are a dead man.
Dead.

Billy: I quake in my boots, er feet. So Elijah found out, what of it? He’ll stop running away from you in a few days.
I think its god good to get things out in the open, yeah?
dom

Dearest Dommie
Speaking of 'out in the open'... Your journal (which, might I add, was lying on the floor in the weapons room, and therefore fair game...) may have been found lying open to a particularly descriptive page, and one Orlando Bloom may have happened across it. I’ve not seen that many shades of red in a long time.
It’s not so funny anymore, is it?
Billy