fellowshippers | Fic: 10 Ways To Fall Out of Love With Sean Astin.

Title: 10 Ways to fall out of Love with Sean Astin. By Elijah (Astin?)-Wood.
Rating: Overall, maybe R to NC-17 for naughty play later? Most chapters PG to PG-13 including this one for language and suggestion of sex.
Pairing: Seanlijah.
Warning: None cept for the mention of het. Adultery.
Archive: Monaboyd.net or ask.
Feedback: Keeps the rabid ninja monkey cheerleaders satisfied.
Author: Concept and storyline developed with

melloniel but unless otherwise noted, written by

elvea87
Disclaimer: This is really by me, Elvea, not Elijah. oh and it didn’t happen… *scuffs feet*
A/N: This is a reallllyyy lateish bday fic developed by

melloniel and I, for the Porntastic Yet Sensitive Miss beizy. This is my very first full length Seanlijah, (though some of you might know full well I know the curse of the series phenom) so please be gentle. Similarly, Melly and I were like, “Cannon??” when we developed this, so em, if I make a mistake, feel free to correct me. You should know Elijah is looking back as he tells this story, so that’s why he says he’s 23 in the beginning. I know the New York move happened when he was 22. ^-^. Hope you fans, and Beiz enjoys. Beta'd by the lovely

empressaurelius

cross posted to the usual suspects.

Follows Chapter One: Break Up with Him., Chapter Two: Go out. Have fun. Get Drunk. (And forget about him.)

Chapter Chapter Three: Be sickeningly nice to him. (So he wonders how you’re plotting his murder)