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More from The Three Foot Six Room
Title: More From the Three Foot Six Room
Author: Charlotte May
Email:charlottemay43@hotmail.com
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Dom/Billy
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. I intend no disrespect to Dominic Monaghan or Billy Boyd
Feedback: Always welcome!
Summary: The boys get together again in their chatroom.
Author’s notes: This is a sequel to The Three Foot Six Room – I strongly advise you read that first, otherwise this one won’t make much sense.
This story is for everyone who asked for a sequel – just remember, you brought this on yourselves!
Cross-posted to
monaboyd,
fellow_shippers and my lj.
More from the Three Foot Six Room
fmspt3: hello
fmspt3: first again, huh?
billyboyd has entered the Three Foot Six Room
fmspt3: billy!
billyboyd: Dom?
fmspt3: changed my sn
fmspt3: cos you didn’t seem to like do_me_pippin
fmspt3: what do you think of this one?
billyboyd: I can guess what the ‘fmspt’ is…
billyboyd: but ‘3’?
fmspt3: if you can’t remember what the significance of ‘3’ is…
fmspt3: *pouts*
billyboyd: oh, sorry.
billyboyd: we did it three times, didn’t we?
fmspt3: you have to ask, bill? i’m wounded.
fmspt3: i’m such a bloody awful shag you buggered off to glasgow
fmspt3: and forgot all about me
troyslut has entered the Three Foot Six Room
billyboyd: don’t be a daft prat. i had to come home, i’m working. you’re the best I’ve ever had, dom
fmspt3: :-)
fmspt3: hi orlando
troyslut: hi. the best what, billy?
billyboyd: oh shit
fmspt3: roflmao
fmspt3: answer orli’s question, billy.
billyboyd: see you got a new screenname, orli
troyslut: yes, lij sorted it for me
troyslut: i asked for something to do with one of my films
troyslut: this wasn’t quite what I had in mind
fmspt3: i’m sure i can think of something better
troyslut: thanks
fmspt3: how about ‘aragornsloveslave’?
troyslut: that was just a rumour!
fmspt3: or ‘pervypirate’
fmspt3: or ‘mingingmilkman’?
troyslut: or fuckoffmonaghan?
troyslut: what kind of screenname is fmspt3 anyway?
fmspt3: it stands for
billyboyd: dom?
billyboyd: please don’t
fmspt3: Footballer Monaghan Shoots Plenty of Times, scores 3
billyboyd: uh?
troyslut: oh right. some weird man u fantasy.
troyslut: you never answered my question, billy
troyslut: i can’t believe dom’s the best at anything
billyboyd: he’s my best mate
fmspt3: nice recovery
billyboyd: thanks
troyslut: i think i’m missing something here
fmspt3: brain cells?
billyboyd: computer literacy?
ejw12881 has entered the Three Foot Six Room
ejw12881: hi guys
ejw12881: sean not here yet?
billyboyd: no
ejw12881: he’s not usually late
fmspt3: he’s probably having a safety issue
billyboyd: resulting in blind unadulterated panic
fmspt3: which could make him late for his own funeral
ejw12881: you’re probably right
ejw12881: you’re quiet, orli
troyslut: every time I say anything
troyslut: dom and billy take the piss
fmspt3: change his sn to sulkyelf will you lij?
daddybear has entered the Three Foot Six Room
daddybear: Sorry I’m late. Hello everyone!
daddybear: I was worried about some of the leads on the computer.
daddybear: They looked very twisted.
daddybear: So I had to check all of them
fmspt3: don’t tell me
fmspt3: they’re all fine
daddybear: Yes, how did you know?
fmspt3: lucky guess
troyslut: guys, what does ‘hibernate’ mean?
troyslut has left the Three Foot Six Room
billyboyd: i think he just found out
fmspt3: i bet the silly bugger forgot to plug it in
ejw12881: i’m not calling him
ejw12881: i did it last time
ejw12881: i don’t think I’ve got the patience for another round
daddybear: I’ll do it
daddybear: see you all later
daddybear has left the Three Foot Six Room
ejw12881: so what’s with the new screenname dom?
fmspt3: billy didn’t like the last one
fmspt3: this one stands for
billyboyd: dom!
fmspt3: fantastic mountains, scotland’s perfect terrain
ejw12881: why ‘3’?
billyboyd: yes, dom, why ‘3’?
fmspt3: it’s three times nicer than anywhere else
ejw12881: anyone would think you were trying to suck up to billy
fmstp3: not suck *up*, no.
ejw12881: dom, you’re making even less sense than usual
ejw12881: billy, when are you coming back to LA?
billyboyd: next Thursday
fmspt3: thank god for that. i need to touch
billyboyd: dom?
fmspt3: base with you
fmspt3: cos i need you
billyboyd: dom!
fmspt3: to visit me and take me
billyboyd: dmo!
fmspt3: surfing like we used to.
ejw12881: sounds good
fmspt3: you have no idea how good, lij
fmspt3: billy knows how good, don’t you billy?
billyboyd: yse
fmspt3: billy, I’d like to do number three again
fmspt3: how about you?
billyboyd: I likde number tow
ejw12881: number three?
fmspt3: yoga position. i’ve been helping billy with his flexibility.
fmspt3: but he’s still not as flexible as me, are you bills?
fmspt3: are you bills?
fmspt3: billy?
billyboyd: wahttt?
fmspt3: you okay?
billyboyd: jstu a liltte disrtacted
fmspt3: I wonder why? :-)
ejw12881: are you sure you’re okay? your typing’s shot to hell.
billyboyd: fnei. but i thnk i’ll og nwo. i have unfshed bsuines to atetnd to.
billyboyd has left the Three Foot Six Room
fmspt3: and I can guess what that is
ejw12881: really? what?
fmspt3: booking his plane ticket, i think.
fmspt3: look lij, I’ve just remembered something I needed to say to billy.
fmspt3: so I’m going to ring his mobile.
fmspt3: see you later
ejw12881: bye
The silence in Billy’s house was broken only by the sound of his heavy breathing. Christ, Dom was a tease. He’d thought he’d grown out of getting turned on like that when he was a teenager. Billy slipped his hand inside his boxers and sighed. Yes, he could imagine it was Dom’s hand…
The phone rang. Cursing under his breath, Billy answered it. He smiled at the familiar voice. “Ever tried phone sex, Bills?”
Author: Charlotte May
Email:charlottemay43@hotmail.com
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Dom/Billy
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. I intend no disrespect to Dominic Monaghan or Billy Boyd
Feedback: Always welcome!
Summary: The boys get together again in their chatroom.
Author’s notes: This is a sequel to The Three Foot Six Room – I strongly advise you read that first, otherwise this one won’t make much sense.
This story is for everyone who asked for a sequel – just remember, you brought this on yourselves!
Cross-posted to
More from the Three Foot Six Room
fmspt3: hello
fmspt3: first again, huh?
billyboyd has entered the Three Foot Six Room
fmspt3: billy!
billyboyd: Dom?
fmspt3: changed my sn
fmspt3: cos you didn’t seem to like do_me_pippin
fmspt3: what do you think of this one?
billyboyd: I can guess what the ‘fmspt’ is…
billyboyd: but ‘3’?
fmspt3: if you can’t remember what the significance of ‘3’ is…
fmspt3: *pouts*
billyboyd: oh, sorry.
billyboyd: we did it three times, didn’t we?
fmspt3: you have to ask, bill? i’m wounded.
fmspt3: i’m such a bloody awful shag you buggered off to glasgow
fmspt3: and forgot all about me
troyslut has entered the Three Foot Six Room
billyboyd: don’t be a daft prat. i had to come home, i’m working. you’re the best I’ve ever had, dom
fmspt3: :-)
fmspt3: hi orlando
troyslut: hi. the best what, billy?
billyboyd: oh shit
fmspt3: roflmao
fmspt3: answer orli’s question, billy.
billyboyd: see you got a new screenname, orli
troyslut: yes, lij sorted it for me
troyslut: i asked for something to do with one of my films
troyslut: this wasn’t quite what I had in mind
fmspt3: i’m sure i can think of something better
troyslut: thanks
fmspt3: how about ‘aragornsloveslave’?
troyslut: that was just a rumour!
fmspt3: or ‘pervypirate’
fmspt3: or ‘mingingmilkman’?
troyslut: or fuckoffmonaghan?
troyslut: what kind of screenname is fmspt3 anyway?
fmspt3: it stands for
billyboyd: dom?
billyboyd: please don’t
fmspt3: Footballer Monaghan Shoots Plenty of Times, scores 3
billyboyd: uh?
troyslut: oh right. some weird man u fantasy.
troyslut: you never answered my question, billy
troyslut: i can’t believe dom’s the best at anything
billyboyd: he’s my best mate
fmspt3: nice recovery
billyboyd: thanks
troyslut: i think i’m missing something here
fmspt3: brain cells?
billyboyd: computer literacy?
ejw12881 has entered the Three Foot Six Room
ejw12881: hi guys
ejw12881: sean not here yet?
billyboyd: no
ejw12881: he’s not usually late
fmspt3: he’s probably having a safety issue
billyboyd: resulting in blind unadulterated panic
fmspt3: which could make him late for his own funeral
ejw12881: you’re probably right
ejw12881: you’re quiet, orli
troyslut: every time I say anything
troyslut: dom and billy take the piss
fmspt3: change his sn to sulkyelf will you lij?
daddybear has entered the Three Foot Six Room
daddybear: Sorry I’m late. Hello everyone!
daddybear: I was worried about some of the leads on the computer.
daddybear: They looked very twisted.
daddybear: So I had to check all of them
fmspt3: don’t tell me
fmspt3: they’re all fine
daddybear: Yes, how did you know?
fmspt3: lucky guess
troyslut: guys, what does ‘hibernate’ mean?
troyslut has left the Three Foot Six Room
billyboyd: i think he just found out
fmspt3: i bet the silly bugger forgot to plug it in
ejw12881: i’m not calling him
ejw12881: i did it last time
ejw12881: i don’t think I’ve got the patience for another round
daddybear: I’ll do it
daddybear: see you all later
daddybear has left the Three Foot Six Room
ejw12881: so what’s with the new screenname dom?
fmspt3: billy didn’t like the last one
fmspt3: this one stands for
billyboyd: dom!
fmspt3: fantastic mountains, scotland’s perfect terrain
ejw12881: why ‘3’?
billyboyd: yes, dom, why ‘3’?
fmspt3: it’s three times nicer than anywhere else
ejw12881: anyone would think you were trying to suck up to billy
fmstp3: not suck *up*, no.
ejw12881: dom, you’re making even less sense than usual
ejw12881: billy, when are you coming back to LA?
billyboyd: next Thursday
fmspt3: thank god for that. i need to touch
billyboyd: dom?
fmspt3: base with you
fmspt3: cos i need you
billyboyd: dom!
fmspt3: to visit me and take me
billyboyd: dmo!
fmspt3: surfing like we used to.
ejw12881: sounds good
fmspt3: you have no idea how good, lij
fmspt3: billy knows how good, don’t you billy?
billyboyd: yse
fmspt3: billy, I’d like to do number three again
fmspt3: how about you?
billyboyd: I likde number tow
ejw12881: number three?
fmspt3: yoga position. i’ve been helping billy with his flexibility.
fmspt3: but he’s still not as flexible as me, are you bills?
fmspt3: are you bills?
fmspt3: billy?
billyboyd: wahttt?
fmspt3: you okay?
billyboyd: jstu a liltte disrtacted
fmspt3: I wonder why? :-)
ejw12881: are you sure you’re okay? your typing’s shot to hell.
billyboyd: fnei. but i thnk i’ll og nwo. i have unfshed bsuines to atetnd to.
billyboyd has left the Three Foot Six Room
fmspt3: and I can guess what that is
ejw12881: really? what?
fmspt3: booking his plane ticket, i think.
fmspt3: look lij, I’ve just remembered something I needed to say to billy.
fmspt3: so I’m going to ring his mobile.
fmspt3: see you later
ejw12881: bye
The silence in Billy’s house was broken only by the sound of his heavy breathing. Christ, Dom was a tease. He’d thought he’d grown out of getting turned on like that when he was a teenager. Billy slipped his hand inside his boxers and sighed. Yes, he could imagine it was Dom’s hand…
The phone rang. Cursing under his breath, Billy answered it. He smiled at the familiar voice. “Ever tried phone sex, Bills?”

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troyslut has left the Three Foot Six Room
oh.my.god. i laughed so hard i had to stop reading for a few minutes, wipe the tears away, and attempt to calm down.
i am so glad you did a sequel! now, you must make it a series!!!
*giggles some more*
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I think there will be at least one more - I've got another 'Orlando v the computer' idea I want to use. ;-)
Thanks for the feedback.
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billyboyd: next Thursday
fmspt3: thank god for that. i need to touch
billyboyd: dom?
fmspt3: base with you
fmspt3: cos i need you
billyboyd: dom!
fmspt3: to visit me and take me
billyboyd: dmo!
fmspt3: surfing like we used to.
ejw12881: sounds good
fmspt3: you have no idea how good, lij
*snorts*
fmspt3: and I can guess what that is
ejw12881: really? what?
fmspt3: booking his plane ticket, i think.
*and again*
This is so funny! I want to see more more more of it!!
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Glad you think so! I will be doing at least one more, so watch this space... ;-)
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Thanks! Glad you think so. :-)
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That's a lovely thing to say, thank you. :-)
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xx
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Thank you! That's a very nice thing to say, and especially nice to hear as after working on a "humourous" story for a while, none of it seems remotely amusing.
I love these, your characterisation is perfect even through chatspeak!
It's always nice to know when someone thinks I've got the characters. Thanks. :-)
Yay, loving the prospect of more!
I feel the urge to write something a bit more conventional next, but rest assured, there will be another visit to the 3'6" Room in the near future. :-)