ext_181232 ([identity profile] charlottemay.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fellowshippers2004-05-26 07:48 am

More from The Three Foot Six Room

Title: More From the Three Foot Six Room
Author: Charlotte May
Email:charlottemay43@hotmail.com
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Dom/Billy
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. I intend no disrespect to Dominic Monaghan or Billy Boyd
Feedback: Always welcome!
Summary: The boys get together again in their chatroom.
Author’s notes: This is a sequel to The Three Foot Six Room – I strongly advise you read that first, otherwise this one won’t make much sense.
This story is for everyone who asked for a sequel – just remember, you brought this on yourselves!
Cross-posted to [livejournal.com profile] monaboyd, [livejournal.com profile] fellow_shippers and my lj.



More from the Three Foot Six Room


fmspt3: hello

fmspt3: first again, huh?

billyboyd has entered the Three Foot Six Room

fmspt3: billy!

billyboyd: Dom?

fmspt3: changed my sn

fmspt3: cos you didn’t seem to like do_me_pippin

fmspt3: what do you think of this one?

billyboyd: I can guess what the ‘fmspt’ is…

billyboyd: but ‘3’?

fmspt3: if you can’t remember what the significance of ‘3’ is…

fmspt3: *pouts*

billyboyd: oh, sorry.

billyboyd: we did it three times, didn’t we?

fmspt3: you have to ask, bill? i’m wounded.

fmspt3: i’m such a bloody awful shag you buggered off to glasgow

fmspt3: and forgot all about me

troyslut has entered the Three Foot Six Room

billyboyd: don’t be a daft prat. i had to come home, i’m working. you’re the best I’ve ever had, dom

fmspt3: :-)

fmspt3: hi orlando

troyslut: hi. the best what, billy?

billyboyd: oh shit

fmspt3: roflmao

fmspt3: answer orli’s question, billy.

billyboyd: see you got a new screenname, orli

troyslut: yes, lij sorted it for me

troyslut: i asked for something to do with one of my films

troyslut: this wasn’t quite what I had in mind

fmspt3: i’m sure i can think of something better

troyslut: thanks

fmspt3: how about ‘aragornsloveslave’?

troyslut: that was just a rumour!

fmspt3: or ‘pervypirate’

fmspt3: or ‘mingingmilkman’?

troyslut: or fuckoffmonaghan?

troyslut: what kind of screenname is fmspt3 anyway?

fmspt3: it stands for

billyboyd: dom?

billyboyd: please don’t

fmspt3: Footballer Monaghan Shoots Plenty of Times, scores 3

billyboyd: uh?

troyslut: oh right. some weird man u fantasy.

troyslut: you never answered my question, billy

troyslut: i can’t believe dom’s the best at anything

billyboyd: he’s my best mate

fmspt3: nice recovery

billyboyd: thanks

troyslut: i think i’m missing something here

fmspt3: brain cells?

billyboyd: computer literacy?

ejw12881 has entered the Three Foot Six Room

ejw12881: hi guys

ejw12881: sean not here yet?

billyboyd: no

ejw12881: he’s not usually late

fmspt3: he’s probably having a safety issue

billyboyd: resulting in blind unadulterated panic

fmspt3: which could make him late for his own funeral

ejw12881: you’re probably right

ejw12881: you’re quiet, orli

troyslut: every time I say anything

troyslut: dom and billy take the piss

fmspt3: change his sn to sulkyelf will you lij?

daddybear has entered the Three Foot Six Room

daddybear: Sorry I’m late. Hello everyone!

daddybear: I was worried about some of the leads on the computer.

daddybear: They looked very twisted.

daddybear: So I had to check all of them

fmspt3: don’t tell me

fmspt3: they’re all fine

daddybear: Yes, how did you know?

fmspt3: lucky guess

troyslut: guys, what does ‘hibernate’ mean?

troyslut has left the Three Foot Six Room

billyboyd: i think he just found out

fmspt3: i bet the silly bugger forgot to plug it in

ejw12881: i’m not calling him

ejw12881: i did it last time

ejw12881: i don’t think I’ve got the patience for another round

daddybear: I’ll do it

daddybear: see you all later

daddybear has left the Three Foot Six Room

ejw12881: so what’s with the new screenname dom?

fmspt3: billy didn’t like the last one

fmspt3: this one stands for

billyboyd: dom!

fmspt3: fantastic mountains, scotland’s perfect terrain

ejw12881: why ‘3’?

billyboyd: yes, dom, why ‘3’?

fmspt3: it’s three times nicer than anywhere else

ejw12881: anyone would think you were trying to suck up to billy

fmstp3: not suck *up*, no.

ejw12881: dom, you’re making even less sense than usual

ejw12881: billy, when are you coming back to LA?

billyboyd: next Thursday

fmspt3: thank god for that. i need to touch

billyboyd: dom?

fmspt3: base with you

fmspt3: cos i need you

billyboyd: dom!

fmspt3: to visit me and take me

billyboyd: dmo!

fmspt3: surfing like we used to.

ejw12881: sounds good

fmspt3: you have no idea how good, lij

fmspt3: billy knows how good, don’t you billy?

billyboyd: yse

fmspt3: billy, I’d like to do number three again

fmspt3: how about you?

billyboyd: I likde number tow

ejw12881: number three?

fmspt3: yoga position. i’ve been helping billy with his flexibility.

fmspt3: but he’s still not as flexible as me, are you bills?

fmspt3: are you bills?

fmspt3: billy?

billyboyd: wahttt?

fmspt3: you okay?

billyboyd: jstu a liltte disrtacted

fmspt3: I wonder why? :-)

ejw12881: are you sure you’re okay? your typing’s shot to hell.

billyboyd: fnei. but i thnk i’ll og nwo. i have unfshed bsuines to atetnd to.

billyboyd has left the Three Foot Six Room

fmspt3: and I can guess what that is

ejw12881: really? what?

fmspt3: booking his plane ticket, i think.

fmspt3: look lij, I’ve just remembered something I needed to say to billy.

fmspt3: so I’m going to ring his mobile.

fmspt3: see you later

ejw12881: bye


The silence in Billy’s house was broken only by the sound of his heavy breathing. Christ, Dom was a tease. He’d thought he’d grown out of getting turned on like that when he was a teenager. Billy slipped his hand inside his boxers and sighed. Yes, he could imagine it was Dom’s hand…

The phone rang. Cursing under his breath, Billy answered it. He smiled at the familiar voice. “Ever tried phone sex, Bills?”

[identity profile] im-so-awkward.livejournal.com 2004-05-26 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
troyslut: guys, what does ‘hibernate’ mean?

troyslut has left the Three Foot Six Room


oh.my.god. i laughed so hard i had to stop reading for a few minutes, wipe the tears away, and attempt to calm down.

i am so glad you did a sequel! now, you must make it a series!!!

*giggles some more*

[identity profile] maltkate22.livejournal.com 2004-05-26 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely...as usual! ;)

[identity profile] just-me-kalista.livejournal.com 2004-05-26 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
ejw12881: billy, when are you coming back to LA?

billyboyd: next Thursday

fmspt3: thank god for that. i need to touch

billyboyd: dom?

fmspt3: base with you

fmspt3: cos i need you

billyboyd: dom!

fmspt3: to visit me and take me

billyboyd: dmo!

fmspt3: surfing like we used to.

ejw12881: sounds good

fmspt3: you have no idea how good, lij

*snorts*

fmspt3: and I can guess what that is

ejw12881: really? what?

fmspt3: booking his plane ticket, i think.

*and again*

This is so funny! I want to see more more more of it!!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_riz/ 2004-05-26 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* These are just too cute.

[identity profile] pirateslotr87.livejournal.com 2004-05-26 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
this was absolutely fantastic. i'm glad you did a follow up. made me laugh! =)

[identity profile] never-pine.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my heck... that was funnier than the last one *wheezes* I love these, your characterisation is perfect even through chatspeak! Yay, loving the prospect of more!

xx