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starbucksmanic.livejournal.com) wrote in fellowshippers2004-05-24 03:01 pm
orlijah
This ficlet is just something that popped into my head when I thought of what Ian said in the commentary about Elijah being 'resolutely heterosexual'.
Title: Romance is in the Air
Rating: omg I used the f word we're gonna die
Feedback: Just pour it there in the IV bag.
Archive: Comment and credit
Summary: Elijah finds out that gay is yay!
One day Elijah had an epiphany.
He wanted to tell someone.
Dom wasn't answering his phone. He didn't dare tell Sean. Billy's phone is busy. Ian would be so excited for him that he would have a stroke or something. Orlando! Yes!
"H'llo?"
"ORLI! Mate!"
"What, what's going on?"
"Guess what? I'm gay!"
There was a silence.
"Orli, mate, did you faint or something? Sorry man, didn't know you'd take it so hard."
There was a triumphant yell. "ME TOO! I just realized!"
"All right, man! We could be twins, haha!"
"No we could be, like, boyfriends and stuff!"
"Good idea! Let's fuck!"
"Yay! Come on over! I have beer!"
"PARTY!"
And so began the beautiful romance of movie stars Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom.
Title: Romance is in the Air
Rating: omg I used the f word we're gonna die
Feedback: Just pour it there in the IV bag.
Archive: Comment and credit
Summary: Elijah finds out that gay is yay!
One day Elijah had an epiphany.
He wanted to tell someone.
Dom wasn't answering his phone. He didn't dare tell Sean. Billy's phone is busy. Ian would be so excited for him that he would have a stroke or something. Orlando! Yes!
"H'llo?"
"ORLI! Mate!"
"What, what's going on?"
"Guess what? I'm gay!"
There was a silence.
"Orli, mate, did you faint or something? Sorry man, didn't know you'd take it so hard."
There was a triumphant yell. "ME TOO! I just realized!"
"All right, man! We could be twins, haha!"
"No we could be, like, boyfriends and stuff!"
"Good idea! Let's fuck!"
"Yay! Come on over! I have beer!"
"PARTY!"
And so began the beautiful romance of movie stars Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom.
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Such a guy response!!
Cute!
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Great work, short and sweet. Loved it.
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*giggles insanely*
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Love it, they are both so ditzy, it's adorable.
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I actually snorted out loud when I read this.
Snorted.
Out loud.
Freaking hilarious.
*adds to memories* :)
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what a fucktastic fic!!
You should write what happens when they meet up!
Love Tara