fellowshippers | fic: every little helps (elijah/dom+orli)

Title: Every Little Helps
Rating: R
Pairing: Elijah/Dom, with a bit of Orlando
Disclaimer: Not true. (Very obviously so, in this case.)
Summary: AU. Dom sells tins of beans for a living, Elijah's a lazy American, and Orlando's - well, Orlando. There's also an incontinent dog, some shagging, and the ubiquitous cucumber.
Notes: In the same vein as The Happiest Place on Earth, but not the same universe. The usual eternal gratitude is due to

starbuckle for the beta, and extra thanks to

sheldrake,

justinetre and anonymous for help with Englishisms.

Every Little Helps