fellowshippers | Fic, Bribery reversed, 1/6, Lij/Dom, R.

(Re-worked, re-posting in LJ only)

Title: Bribery reversed 1/6
Pairing: Lij/Dom
Rating: R (good lord, did I just write an R rating? How strange!)
Disclaimers: I owned the tower of beer cans, that's about it! Pity, I'd like a tower of Dom n Lij but apparently they cost too much!
Brief Summary: Can you give a blowjob to your best drinking buddy?
Warnings: Real Person Slash - meaning these are based on real people, whether they really do this stuff is up to them... but if they want to share I'd not say no to a nice seat nearby and a bucket of popcorn.
Authors note: Thanks to my lovely Caz for the beta.

"Please?" A question.

"Nope." An answer.

"Pretty Please?" A loving question.

"Still no." A lovely answer.

"Pretty please with a cherry on top?" A silly question.

"Definitely no." A maybe.

"Pretty please and I'll give you a blowjob!" A non-expectant bribe.

"Okay then." An unexpected demand.

The two of them were sitting on Dom's sofa, empty beer cans in a pile on the floor in front of them. The original idea was to create a tower of cans from the floor to the ceiling, it was only halfway there and already the pace was slacking. They'd both pretty much forgotten whatever it was they'd started out celebrating, any excuse for a drink would do, no work tomorrow as it was a blessed Sunday, therefore the argument was that they could get as drunk as they wanted without remorse, so they did.

Dom squinted at Lij. And got the courage up to ask,

"Did you just say what I think you said?"

"Umm... I think so."

"So, you'll do it... but only if I give you a blowjob?"

"Yup, that was it, that's what I said!"

"But we're both blokes."

"Very observant you British, huh!"

"And best mates!"

"Again, observant!"

"And straight?"

"Speak for yourself!"

"You're not?"

"Nope."

"But you're always the first in line to chat up the barmaids in every pub we go to."

"Bloody stupid country, no good looking barmen anywhere to be found!"

"So...not straight then?"

"Nope definitely bi."

"As in bi-sexual?"

"Observant and good at listening! What a combo."

"So, you've had a blowjob from a bloke before then?"

"Yup."

"And given one..?"

"Yup also!"

"And now you want me to give you one?"

"No, now you just offered to give me one."

"Ah!"

Dom stared into the tin of beer hoping it would give him an answer, or maybe a get-out clause. Not to say he wasn't curious. After what Lij had just said he was definitely curious. But brave enough? I mean could he? Really? He glanced quickly over the top of his can at Lij, not long enough to make eye contact, but long enough to assess the mood. Lij looked, well, normal! At least a little bit drunker than normal. But no different than usual. Apparently outing yourself to your best mate did not mean you grew horns, or went blind or anything equally nasty!

So. A blowjob. A simple blowjob. To Lij, his best mate, his drinking buddy, his apparently bi-sexual drinking buddy. His drinking buddy who had just put his hand on Dom's thigh and was stroking it lightly with his thumb.

Dom looked at Lij again.

"So."

"So..."

"So, how do you give a blowjob then?"

"Straight huh!"

"Maybe?"

"First time with a bloke?"

"I guess so!"

"Nervous?"

"As hell."

"Maybe it'd help if I kinda showed you how?"

"You mean your gonna...?"

"Ho yeah! Um... if you want me to that is!"

"Just to show me how huh?"

"Oh yeah! You still gotta do me after. No getting out of this one now!"

"Now?"

"I think so ...yeah."

"Just like that huh!"

"Nope, just like this......"