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Title: The Greatest Band that Never Was
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Various
Disclaimer: The only thing more blatantly false than silicone.
Summary: If Elijah were a rock star, he likes to think he’d be a lot like Ozzy.
Dedication: I blame [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma and you should, too. Oh, and blame [livejournal.com profile] lalejandra, too, because she told me about the record company.
Notes: Industry Rule #4080: Record company people are shady.

The Greatest Band that Never Was