DM/CF; Naked, Laughing, Naked; NC-17

Title: Naked, Laughing, Naked
Author: [livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart
Pairing: DM/CF (Colin Farrell)
Rating: NC-17
Keywords: Academy Awards Night
Disclaimer: Ha! You're fucking with me, right? Also, this was written/posted before the Oscars actually happened, so of course I'm messing with reality. Duh. It's fanfiction. And I'm clearly insane.

Also, for those who need a mental snapshot, here is Dom's suit, and here is Colin's tattoo.

(It doesn't take long for Dom to realize that what Colin thinks is a real drink is an entirely foul concoction that the bartender doesn't even have a name for.)