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fellowshippers2004-02-04 11:21 am
piratesorka.livejournal.com) wrote in fellowshippers2004-02-04 11:21 am
Stuck on you
Just a little ficlet for you fans of Nesseh and Weasel:
Title: Stuck on You
Pairing BB/DM, N&W
Rating: R ( for concept!)
Disclaimer: you show me a cock that talks and I'll quit writing and go find my own. Apologies to the real BB&DM for making this stuff up.
"Hey...Weaaaaassssel...Weeeeeeeeeassselll"
"Whatcha want now?"
"Coom on Weasel, doncha be soundin all grumpy n'te like"
"Well, I just am, ya big daft...GIRL!"
"Doncha be callein meh a lass ya crooked wanker"
"I AM NOT crooked...I just happen to lean to the left"
"Tis all the same to meh, Ooooooo thatsanice, tha hand of yer Dommie on meh"
"Not talkin to you."
"Oooooo he has a wicked guid stroke therrre"
"Not talkin...not talkin..."
" Ohhh ayee, aye...ye just keep that stroke...Ohh yeah, aye...ye do tha twisty thing too...ohh fook this is nice"
"Shut it Nesseh"
"AYE, OHHhh FOOK, FOOOOOOK...keep it up laddie! OHH AYE, dinna stop dinna stop! OOOOOo FOOOOOOOKKKKK"
"Hatin ya now Nesseh"
"FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKK"
"Reallly hatin ya now you got Wanker Boy's hand up ya damm skirt"
"Kilt."
"Whatever. Great Big Girl in a skirt"
" Yer just a jealous git cuz yer zip is stook n' yeh canna get out n'play with meh"
***************************************************
"Admit it Dommie"
" Billy, you won this round. I admit it. There are times wearing a kilt has its advantages"
"Aye, like no stook zippahs."
"Just take me home and show me there how creative you can be in taking off these bloody jeans"
"Yeh'll be wearin a kilt next time"
"No thanks, no skirt to make me look like a big girl"
"Eh, well, then ye best be rememberin which of us got a thunderin good orgasm versus who had the stook zippah"
The End.
Title: Stuck on You
Pairing BB/DM, N&W
Rating: R ( for concept!)
Disclaimer: you show me a cock that talks and I'll quit writing and go find my own. Apologies to the real BB&DM for making this stuff up.
"Hey...Weaaaaassssel...Weeeeeeeeeassselll"
"Whatcha want now?"
"Coom on Weasel, doncha be soundin all grumpy n'te like"
"Well, I just am, ya big daft...GIRL!"
"Doncha be callein meh a lass ya crooked wanker"
"I AM NOT crooked...I just happen to lean to the left"
"Tis all the same to meh, Ooooooo thatsanice, tha hand of yer Dommie on meh"
"Not talkin to you."
"Oooooo he has a wicked guid stroke therrre"
"Not talkin...not talkin..."
" Ohhh ayee, aye...ye just keep that stroke...Ohh yeah, aye...ye do tha twisty thing too...ohh fook this is nice"
"Shut it Nesseh"
"AYE, OHHhh FOOK, FOOOOOOK...keep it up laddie! OHH AYE, dinna stop dinna stop! OOOOOo FOOOOOOOKKKKK"
"Hatin ya now Nesseh"
"FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKK"
"Reallly hatin ya now you got Wanker Boy's hand up ya damm skirt"
"Kilt."
"Whatever. Great Big Girl in a skirt"
" Yer just a jealous git cuz yer zip is stook n' yeh canna get out n'play with meh"
***************************************************
"Admit it Dommie"
" Billy, you won this round. I admit it. There are times wearing a kilt has its advantages"
"Aye, like no stook zippahs."
"Just take me home and show me there how creative you can be in taking off these bloody jeans"
"Yeh'll be wearin a kilt next time"
"No thanks, no skirt to make me look like a big girl"
"Eh, well, then ye best be rememberin which of us got a thunderin good orgasm versus who had the stook zippah"
The End.
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