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flumsan.livejournal.com) wrote in fellowshippers2004-02-02 08:08 pm
hehe.
This is the weirdest thing I've ever written. And I laughed to much, because I saw all these images in my head.
Title: The Lovely Forest
It's rated: G.
And kind of implied Lijah/Ian and Billy/Dom
Thanks a ton to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nienna_elensar for giving me 5 words to work with; "smash", "mouse", "window", "sunday" and "quiet".
Dominic was walking in a beautiful forest; it was the prettiest thing he had ever seen. The trees were all yellow and green and red and, oh! That one was purple. He could feel his smile stretch out over his face. He felt really nice.
He kept walking and came to a small pink, fluffy cabin. It looked just like it was covered by pink cotton. Suddenly he got the urge to take a bite from it and so he did. It melted on his tongue, tasting like strawberries and summer. He opened the door, and there was some guy. But there was something strange with him. He seemed to be wearing a... dress?!
He blinked twice, just to make sure it really was who he thought it was. Then he heard a well-known giggle, and sure as hell, it was Elijah. He couldn’t help but laugh at the sight. Elijah actually looked quite stunning in the white dress. Taking a closer look, he realized it was a wedding dress! Looking to the right, he saw Ian McKellen wearing something similar, but his was light blue. He figured they must be rehearsing for a play or something, got out of the cabin through the window and continued his walk.
After walking slowly for a few minutes he became aware of how quiet it was. He had to sing something! He started singing some pop song he really didn’t know the lyrics to, when a sudden scream interrupted his peace.
He looked behind him and saw Billy running towards him, looking terrified.
“There’s a mouse!” Billy shouted and flung himself onto Dom, smashing him to the ground. After regarding his breath, Dominic stood up and helped Billy up as well.
“Yeah uh, we’re in a forest, Bill. Why are you surprised? And I thought you liked animals?”
“Not a huge, white mouse that calls himself Orlando Bloom!” Billy said and suddenly shrank to an ant with only two legs and no antennas.
“Billy!” Dominic sat down on his knees and tried to find Billy again when a loud sigh was heard. He slowly got up, turned around and saw the huge white mouse. He gasped. The bloody mouse was the size of an elephant!
“Heeello, dear Dominiiic! I am Orlandohhh Blooooom,” when the mouse spoke it sounded exactly like Treebeard.
“Uh. Hi Orli. What’s up?”
”Oh, nothiiiiiing. Just haaanging. And you are very lucky it is Sunday today, or else I would eat you for breakfast.” The mouse sounded more like Gimli while saying this, then laughed a little, and clamped away.
Soft music was heard, and Dominic turned around to se Elijah and Sir Ian walking hand in hand, still wearing their dresses. They turned to him, and Ian was just about to say something when a loud beep came out of Ian’s mouth.
“Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,” he said. His face started looking like an alarm clock, and Elijah’s face turned into red, digital numbers saying 04:30.
Dominic stared at the clock in disbelief. It had been a dream. Thank God. Someone stirred next to him and a amused, Scottish voice told him to turn off the alarm clock and tell him why the heck he had been screaming “Watch out for Orlando!”
(also posted in monaboyd)
Title: The Lovely Forest
It's rated: G.
And kind of implied Lijah/Ian and Billy/Dom
Thanks a ton to
nienna_elensar for giving me 5 words to work with; "smash", "mouse", "window", "sunday" and "quiet". Dominic was walking in a beautiful forest; it was the prettiest thing he had ever seen. The trees were all yellow and green and red and, oh! That one was purple. He could feel his smile stretch out over his face. He felt really nice.
He kept walking and came to a small pink, fluffy cabin. It looked just like it was covered by pink cotton. Suddenly he got the urge to take a bite from it and so he did. It melted on his tongue, tasting like strawberries and summer. He opened the door, and there was some guy. But there was something strange with him. He seemed to be wearing a... dress?!
He blinked twice, just to make sure it really was who he thought it was. Then he heard a well-known giggle, and sure as hell, it was Elijah. He couldn’t help but laugh at the sight. Elijah actually looked quite stunning in the white dress. Taking a closer look, he realized it was a wedding dress! Looking to the right, he saw Ian McKellen wearing something similar, but his was light blue. He figured they must be rehearsing for a play or something, got out of the cabin through the window and continued his walk.
After walking slowly for a few minutes he became aware of how quiet it was. He had to sing something! He started singing some pop song he really didn’t know the lyrics to, when a sudden scream interrupted his peace.
He looked behind him and saw Billy running towards him, looking terrified.
“There’s a mouse!” Billy shouted and flung himself onto Dom, smashing him to the ground. After regarding his breath, Dominic stood up and helped Billy up as well.
“Yeah uh, we’re in a forest, Bill. Why are you surprised? And I thought you liked animals?”
“Not a huge, white mouse that calls himself Orlando Bloom!” Billy said and suddenly shrank to an ant with only two legs and no antennas.
“Billy!” Dominic sat down on his knees and tried to find Billy again when a loud sigh was heard. He slowly got up, turned around and saw the huge white mouse. He gasped. The bloody mouse was the size of an elephant!
“Heeello, dear Dominiiic! I am Orlandohhh Blooooom,” when the mouse spoke it sounded exactly like Treebeard.
“Uh. Hi Orli. What’s up?”
”Oh, nothiiiiiing. Just haaanging. And you are very lucky it is Sunday today, or else I would eat you for breakfast.” The mouse sounded more like Gimli while saying this, then laughed a little, and clamped away.
Soft music was heard, and Dominic turned around to se Elijah and Sir Ian walking hand in hand, still wearing their dresses. They turned to him, and Ian was just about to say something when a loud beep came out of Ian’s mouth.
“Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,” he said. His face started looking like an alarm clock, and Elijah’s face turned into red, digital numbers saying 04:30.
Dominic stared at the clock in disbelief. It had been a dream. Thank God. Someone stirred next to him and a amused, Scottish voice told him to turn off the alarm clock and tell him why the heck he had been screaming “Watch out for Orlando!”
(also posted in monaboyd)
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I wanna see Ian in the blue dress. *whines* That would totally make my day.
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hehe, great
Re: hehe, great