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Title: Conversation
Pairing: D’orli
Rating: Really it could be PG or it could be NC-17 it depends on the perversion of your mind. Perverts.
Summary: Um…I’m not telling
Disclaimer: This didn’t happen….well in my head it did but in real life I don’t think it has
Author: me, Billylovesdom@hotmail.com
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] pinkmoonlite I want my POTC DVD back punk LOL
A/N2:Um, based off Orlando being gagged in POTC, i can't get the bloody picture to work. BLAST O_O
Feedback: I love it! But…it’s not necessary



“Please?”

“No.”

“Just for a few minutes? I’ll take it out…”

“No!”

“Please? I…just for a little. What can it hurt?”

“Me, it will hurt me.”

“No it won’t. How will it hurt you?”

“Are you daft?”

“Why not?!”

“Because, I don’t want it…”

“But…”

“No means no Dominic.”

“…”

“And don’t snort at me just because I said no. If you don’t like it go somewhere else.”

“Pansy.”

“I’m not the one acting like a two-year-old over—”

“Shut up! I really just…five minutes?”

“No!”

“Please?”

“I don’t want to Dominic. Why are you acing like this?”

“Because I really want to.”

“You’re such a wanker.”

“I am not! You’re the one who’s acting all uptight about it! Everyone…”

“Everyone HAS NOT.”

“Yes they have!”

“Good grief Dominic, no they haven’t.”

“Orli…please?”

“Stop pawing me. No.”

“But…But…”

“I swear to god if you don’t stop begging I’ll smack you.”

“But, Orli…baby…I love you.”

“Don’t give me puppy eyes either.”

“I just want to get to one part…”

“I know you just want to get to one part you sick pervert.”

“I love you.”

“Stop trying to butter me up, it won’t work.”

“…”

“Get out of my lap, Dominic….Dominic…Dom…stop it.”

“I love *kiss* you *kiss*.”

“Dominic freaking Monaghan if you don’t stop it…”

“Just let me put it in!”

“Fine!!!”

“YAY!”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“Here…it’s perfect.”

“Shut up.”

“You look hot all—”

“Shut up.”

“I love you like that.”

“I don’t want you to talk anymore!”

“Why not?”

“Because I don’t like you enough!”

“…”

“Get off of me Monaghan.”

“No.”

“Oh boy. Here we go again…”

“I love you.”

“I know.”

“Then why do you act like a wanker?”

“Because you’re a prat.”

“I am not!”

“Ow! Don’t hit me. That’s a good way for us to break up.”

“You wouldn’t break up with me because I hit you. You like it.”

“Just because I did a movie that had me gagged doesn’t mean I like it, pervert.”

“Yes it does.”

“Stop smirking at me like that.”

“I love you.”

“Why …you’re not going away until I say it are you?”

“Nope. Not at all!”

“Fine…I love you too.”

“Can we watch it again?”

“God you’re so weird. I don’t care…as long as you kiss me again.”

“Okay!”

“You like this?”

“Love it, one of the best movies you’ve been in.”

“Better than Lord of the Rings?”

“Shorter…”

“True. But not better.”

“But this has Johnny Depp…and you….and Kiera. She’s hot.”

“Hey!”

“She is…”

“Well Lord of the Rings has you…and me…and… Viggo! He’s hot!”

“Hey!”

“What? He is…”

“Wanker.”

“You’re the one who watches the same scene in Pirates of the Caribbean five times a day.”

“It’s hot. You’re hot.”

“I’m in the whole movie you know.”

“I know.”

“Then why don’t you watch the other scenes?”

“I do. I watch the ones where you’re in the cape and hat too. You’re hot as hell there too.”

“I love you.”

“Don’t laugh when you say it!’

“But I do love you. *kiss*”

“Good. Because your life would suck if you didn’t love me.”

“I know.”

“Well…just so you know.”

“…”

“God, you look so HOT. So flipping hot like that.”

[identity profile] indriyani.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm, that gag scene was definitely hot, totally understanding Dom's enthusiasm.

Haha, and mind was in gutter for a little bit also.

Very funny, love dialogue fiction once and a while and even more so when it's written like this.

Chrissy