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Title: Happy Birthday, Orlando
Rating: PG-13 (Cussing)
Pairing: D’orli
Summary: Orlandos’ birthday present from Dominic
Author: Me, billylovesdom@hotmail.com
A/N: err, written because Orlandos’ birthday was this week? O_o
Feedback: Not necessary but quite lovely


Dominic sat quietly (for once in his life) flipping through a magazine. Orlando scowled at him and threw his magazine at him. Called him a wanker and stormed out of the room. Dominic arched an eyebrow and grinned to himself. He turned back to his magazine and went back to peacefully reading.

Orlando stormed in and out of the room ten times at least before finally getting some recognition from Dominic. “Okay, I’ll bite, why are you acting like a five-year-old spoiled little girl?”

Orlando sputtered. “You don’t know?!”

Dominic feigned innocence. “Should I?”

Orlando growled and went upstairs, slamming his bedroom door. Some horrible music began to blare from the bedroom, causing Dominic to snarl. Dominic chuckled to himself and grabbed the phone. Billys’ thick Scot accent came over the phone. “Yeah?”

“He’s throwing his temper tantrum.”

“Good. How long do you think this will last?”

“Well, I did forget his birthday…and I did call him a five-year-old little girl…um, lets say all afternoon.”

“Dominic!”

“What? I didn’t actually forget his birthday, I am throwing him a huge surprise party.”

“He’s going to kill you.”

“He’s going to love me. Now are you going to help?”

“I already said I would.”

“Good. See you in an hour?”

“Aye.”

“Kay.”

Dominic rung off and went upstairs and knocked, rather politely, on the door. Orlando turned the music down, showing that he barely acknowledged Dominic. Dominic grinned. “I’m going to go to the store, you want anything?”

Orlando threw a cute little teddy bear Dominic had gotten him for Christmas at the door. “Yeah! A new boyfriend!”

“I’ll see what I can do. I don’t know though…not many people want five-year-old little girls for signif—”

The door flung open and Orlando glared at Dominic. Dominic smiled at him. Orlis’ chocolate eyes were burning with a white-hot fire. Dominic grinned back, teasingly. Orlando pushed him. “I’m not a five-year-old.”

“You won’t even tell me why you’re mad!”

Orlando growled. “Go away.”

Dominic tilted his head like a confused puppy. “You’re so cute when you’re angry!”

Orlando slammed the door again. “You’re sleeping on the couch!”

“Whatever you say, mate.”

Orlando turned the music up again after a moment of sputtering at being called “mate” by his lover. Dominic bounded downstairs and left to go find Billy.

(---)

Billy stared at him as he rehashed the whole ordeal. “Dominic, how many times do Viggo and I have to tell you to not poke the bear?”

Dominic grinned. “I can’t help it he’s so cute when he’s angry.”

Billy shook his head. “He’s going to break up with you if you keep provoking him.”

“No he won’t…”

“Yeah, he will. Now what’s the plan?”

“Party…at Seans’.”

Billy nodded. “Sean and Chris setting everything up?”

“Of course. I’m a lazy fuck.”

Billy shook his head and looked at Dominic. “So why are we meeting? Trying to keep yourself from teasing him?”

“We got to go shopping.”

“You? Shopping? Why didn’t you just have Elijah work his magic and buy it off the web?”

“I did, I got to go pick it up.”

“Ah, you really are a lazy fuck.”

“Bugger off!”

Billy laughed and hugged Dominic, giving him a kiss on the cheek. “Love you, tosser.”

Dominic shoved Billy. “Are you going to help me or not?”

“Why would I help you?”

Dominic rolled his eyes and got up, sick of the pointless banter. “C’mon.”

Billy smiled and followed Dominic out the door.

(---)

When Dominic pulled up outside a Tiffany’s, Billy looked at him like he was psycho. “Dom…”

“Billy…”

“Why are we here?”

“Got to pick up Orlando’s present.”

“Right, but this is a jewelry store. Orlandos’ not a…jewelry kind of guy.”

“I know.”

“Then whey are we here?”

“Because this…this he’ll wear.”

Billy opened his mouth to say something witty but Dominic was faster and put his hand over Billys’ mouth. “Why are you acting like me? Elijah not giving in?”

Billy bit Dominics’ hand causing him to yelp. “Bastard! Elijah gives in plenty, thankyouverymuch.”

Dominic grinned and walked into the Tiffany’s. Billy followed, thoroughly confused.

(---)

Billy shook his head. “You’re daft, Dominic.”

“Yes, and that’s why you love me, no?”

“I love you?”

Dominic glared at Billy. “You’re being difficult.”

“Yeah, I know.”

Billy grinned and leaned over, smacking another kiss on Dominics’ cheek.

(---)

Orlando looked at Elijah as he tried to drag him out of the house. “I’m not going anywhere. No one likes me, why should I hang out with them.”

“Come on. Please? We really want to hang out with you tonight.”

“Why?”

Orlandos’ face went from depressed to somewhat hopeful that maybe someone had remembered his birthday. No such luck.

“I don’t know, because we like you?”

Orlando glared. “I hate you.”

“Of course you do. And whenever you fuck Dominic you loathe him. Now come on!”

Orlando sighed and let Elijah dress him in something presentable and then drag him out of the house. Elijah grinned once they were on their way to Seans’. “You know, Dominics’ right.”

“He’s never write about anything.”

“Yeah he is, you’re cute when you’re angry.”

Orlando shot Elijah a look that could kill. Elijah tried not to burst into a fit of giggles.

(---)

Orlando liked the party, for the most part. Everyone was there. Everyone except Dominic. Orlando sat scowling whenever his name was mentioned. Billy was trying to keep from ruining Dominics’ surprise. Orlando opened his presents from everyone after blowing out the candles on his cake. Elijah proceeding to make several jokes about how Orlando really liked blowing things.

Orlando swiped his finger in the icing and smeared it on Elijahs’ cheek. Elijah snarled and Orlando just laughed. “Shut up, Elwood.”

Orlando picked up a small blue and white box from Tiffany’s and arched an eyebrow. “Okay, I’m fucking sick of the girly jokes.”

Dominic stepped into the room, right in Orlandos’ point of view. “Just fucking open it.”

Orlando glared at Dominic and pulled the ribbon on the box. “I still hate you.”

“Whatever, open the fucking box.”

Dominic grinned at Orlando as he opened the box and looked at him. Dominic walked across the room and crawled into Orlandos’ lap. Orlando looked up at him and then back at the box. “Dom…”

“Orli?”

“I love you.”

Dominic smiled and kissed Orlando. “Happy birthday, Love.”

Orlando wrapped his arms around Dominic. “Yes. God yes.”

Dominic smiled and winked at Billy before kissing Orlando on the cheek and forehead. “I knew you’d say yes…”

“Shut it, Dominic.”

Dominic took the box and closed it, pocketing it. “You’ll get it when we’re officially committed.”

Orlando stared at Dominic. “I knew you wouldn’t forget.”

“You’re right, I wouldn’t.”

Ali crawled into her fathers’ lap. “Does this mean that Orlando stole my fiancée?”

Everyone turned and looked at her, grins on their faces. Dominic crawled out of Orlandos’ lap and went over to Sean, picking Ali up. Dominic hugged her and kissed her forehead. “I’ll only be with him until you’re available.”

Ali giggled and let Dominic carry her over to sit with him in Orlandos’ lap. Orlando kissed her hair and then kissed Dominic. “I love you…”

Dominic smiled. “Happy birthday, Orlando.”