F*ck Me, I'm Sober. Orlando/Elijah

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Title: Fuck Me, I’m Sober
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rating: PG-13, swearing and boykissing
Warnings: None, really.
Disclaimer: Not true!
Summary: Sequel to Kiss Me, I’m Shitfaced...
Elijah punched Orlando in the face. Orlando yelped, reeled back and nearly fell out of bed onto last night’s clothes. Elijah sat up and rubbed at one eye, blinking blearily. “Sorry.” He offered, after Orlando had resituated himself amongst the pillows. “I thought you were the alarm clock.” Orlando rolled his eyes.
Author’s Note: I don’t write sex so...the title is a liar. Basically.

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