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stormatdusk.livejournal.com) wrote in fellowshippers2009-02-14 01:36 am
fic: About Face (Bean/Orlando, adult)
title: About Face
by:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
stormatdusk
pairing: bean/orlando
rating: adult
warning: cross-dressing
word count: 576
disclaimer: this is only fiction; i don't know these people.
a/n: forafra_schatz's birthday. :) this picks up from here and here.
"Alright, Mr. Bean, your pores should be nice and open now, so I'll just remove these warm towels and we'll go ahead to the next step of your facial. You seem nice and relaxed; are you relaxed?"
"Mmm, yeah. Feels nice."
"Good. Then I'm sure you'll enjoy this next step. We're going to smooth this nice lotion all over your skin and then give you a nice facial massage. It's got, uh, tea tree juice and… eucalyptus stuff and seaweed… bits, I guess, in it."
"Sounds like a salad. You sure that's not my lunch?"
"If you insist on annoying me, Mr. Bean, I will have to discontinue your spa services today, and you'll ruin all the relaxation. Are we understanding each other, Mr. Bean?"
"Yes, fine, Sidi. No, not Sidi. Wait, what's your name again, Orli?"
"Suki. Sidi, indeed. Now wipe that grin off your face and don't make me smack you, Bean."
"Suki, yes, of course. Understood. Please continue, Suki."
"Very well. Now, in order to get the proper angle and pressure for your facial massage, I'll need to climb… up on the table here… yes… like… there, like thisssss… and just seat myself… atop… you. There. You've got your towel to protect your modesty, and besides, I'm a very light girl; I'm sure you can't feel a thing…."
"No, I'm sure I can't… don't… don't feel a thing. No warm, hard things pressing down on my things, from under your nice little spa dress uniform thing there. Don't… don't feel that… fuck, that's good, Orlando - - at all."
"Suki!"
"Suki, yes. Fuck, that's good, Suki."
"Yes. Now you just lie there, nice and relaxed, and therrrre, we'll get this lotion onto your face…."
"That's aces, Suki. Feels… feels incredible. Never had a facial that felt quite this… good… before…."
"I'm afraid I'll need to… to rock back and forth… quite a lot like this… y'know? In order to… fuck… in order to properly… properly apply… the lotion. Is that… is that alright, Mr. Bean?"
"Fuck. Fuck yeah."
"You have… you have beautiful skin, Mr. Bean…."
"You have lovely… lovely legs... Suki. Can't keep my hands from them, got to touch you…."
"That's fine - - good, Mr. Bean. If you could just take my hips now, hold my hips - - to stabilize things, of course, while I get your massage… going - - fuck, harder, Sean - - "
"Gonna - - want you to - - fuck, come all over me, Orl - - Suki. Come on, girl, come with me, rub off on me, c'mon…."
"Fuck!"
"Bloody hell!"
+++
*panting*
+++
"Er… Suki? That were amazing, but your high heel's poking me in the thigh. Lie down here with me and have a cuddle, eh?"
"Yeah. But you're the one wanted me to dress up like a girl, Sean. Where you'd find these things, anyway? The dress and the shoes and all?"
"Three guesses."
"Shite, you borrowed this stuff from Viggo and Karl?"
"Nah, Karl's got bigger feet than you. Ordered it from that catalog they keep under their bed, though. This way, we don't have to give it back."
"That's good. I kinda actually like the shoes."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. Dress, too. If I added a little sash or something, might be able to get a geisha girl thing going, too."
"Alright. But snuggle in and sleep now, yeah? We'll call Japan in the morning."
end
by:
stormatduskpairing: bean/orlando
rating: adult
warning: cross-dressing
word count: 576
disclaimer: this is only fiction; i don't know these people.
a/n: for
afra_schatz's birthday. :) this picks up from here and here."Alright, Mr. Bean, your pores should be nice and open now, so I'll just remove these warm towels and we'll go ahead to the next step of your facial. You seem nice and relaxed; are you relaxed?"
"Mmm, yeah. Feels nice."
"Good. Then I'm sure you'll enjoy this next step. We're going to smooth this nice lotion all over your skin and then give you a nice facial massage. It's got, uh, tea tree juice and… eucalyptus stuff and seaweed… bits, I guess, in it."
"Sounds like a salad. You sure that's not my lunch?"
"If you insist on annoying me, Mr. Bean, I will have to discontinue your spa services today, and you'll ruin all the relaxation. Are we understanding each other, Mr. Bean?"
"Yes, fine, Sidi. No, not Sidi. Wait, what's your name again, Orli?"
"Suki. Sidi, indeed. Now wipe that grin off your face and don't make me smack you, Bean."
"Suki, yes, of course. Understood. Please continue, Suki."
"Very well. Now, in order to get the proper angle and pressure for your facial massage, I'll need to climb… up on the table here… yes… like… there, like thisssss… and just seat myself… atop… you. There. You've got your towel to protect your modesty, and besides, I'm a very light girl; I'm sure you can't feel a thing…."
"No, I'm sure I can't… don't… don't feel a thing. No warm, hard things pressing down on my things, from under your nice little spa dress uniform thing there. Don't… don't feel that… fuck, that's good, Orlando - - at all."
"Suki!"
"Suki, yes. Fuck, that's good, Suki."
"Yes. Now you just lie there, nice and relaxed, and therrrre, we'll get this lotion onto your face…."
"That's aces, Suki. Feels… feels incredible. Never had a facial that felt quite this… good… before…."
"I'm afraid I'll need to… to rock back and forth… quite a lot like this… y'know? In order to… fuck… in order to properly… properly apply… the lotion. Is that… is that alright, Mr. Bean?"
"Fuck. Fuck yeah."
"You have… you have beautiful skin, Mr. Bean…."
"You have lovely… lovely legs... Suki. Can't keep my hands from them, got to touch you…."
"That's fine - - good, Mr. Bean. If you could just take my hips now, hold my hips - - to stabilize things, of course, while I get your massage… going - - fuck, harder, Sean - - "
"Gonna - - want you to - - fuck, come all over me, Orl - - Suki. Come on, girl, come with me, rub off on me, c'mon…."
"Fuck!"
"Bloody hell!"
+++
*panting*
+++
"Er… Suki? That were amazing, but your high heel's poking me in the thigh. Lie down here with me and have a cuddle, eh?"
"Yeah. But you're the one wanted me to dress up like a girl, Sean. Where you'd find these things, anyway? The dress and the shoes and all?"
"Three guesses."
"Shite, you borrowed this stuff from Viggo and Karl?"
"Nah, Karl's got bigger feet than you. Ordered it from that catalog they keep under their bed, though. This way, we don't have to give it back."
"That's good. I kinda actually like the shoes."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. Dress, too. If I added a little sash or something, might be able to get a geisha girl thing going, too."
"Alright. But snuggle in and sleep now, yeah? We'll call Japan in the morning."
end
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Absolutely hilarious!!! Thanks for such a good laugh tonight . . .
Oh, and the image of Karl and Viggo in dresses and heels!
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