fellowshippers | FIC: "Temporary Monogamy" (Prologue) (Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean, Karl Urban/Sean Bean)

Title: "Temporary Monogamy" (Prologue)
Author: Brenda (

azewewish)
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean (Karl Urban/Sean Bean)
Rating: R (overall)
Status: Complete, posting in parts
Disclaimer: I do not own these men or these events. It's all fiction.
Summary: In the never-ending search for the perfect partner, sometimes it's a good idea to figure yourself out first.
Notes: Written for

afra_schatz for the 2008

slashylotr_xmas gift exchange. The request was: Bean/Orlando or Karl/Bean, first time with a twist, something humorous, set in NZ, against the 'grain' of characterizations, featuring Bernard Hill and Eric/Viggo. I promise, I'll get to all of it.
Thanks to

cupiscent for her diligent beta and for being the best sounding board ever, and to

the_stowaway for her equally diligent beta and enthusiastic advice.
And a special thanks must be made to

tvillingar, who gave me the idea for this fic about 6 years ago.

Wherein Orlando is shite at breaking up, and Sean gets an offer he can't refuse