Five Times Orlando Propositioned Sean and the One Time Sean Said Yes (OB/SB)

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Pairing: Sean B/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Elements of humour but mainly angst with happyish ending. And pron.
Warnings: There will be the use of 'female' words for 'male' attributes. Gender issues. What I can only think to term 'awkward' sex. This probably won't be to everyone's taste but this was something that's been hanging around for a while so… *shrugs helplessly*… I proned.
Disclaimer: Not real. Not true. Not for profit.
Word Count: 3,089

Sumnmary: Orlando, being a persistent sort, tries his best to woe Sean. Sean, being a persistently hetero sort, fails to respond. Five times. Sixth time's the charm, in a way.

"Makes no mind to me which side of the road you walk on. Never been over that side meself, too fond of breasts."