'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Librairie' - 9/?

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Title: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Librairie (9/?)
Authors: v_angelique and rainbowcobweb
Pairing: Monaboyd
Rating: PG-13 (Sorry. No make-up sex. XD)
Disclaimer: This is utter, utter fiction and if you believe it's real, please let us into your fantasy world because we'd like to live there.
Feedback: Is like girl scout cookies, or girl guide cakes, depending which side of the ocean you're on.
Summary: All's well that ends well, but pretty flowers help.
A/N: This is a collaborative AU WIP set in contemporary Montmartre (Paris). All chapters will be posted as they are ready to v_and_rc, so please feel free to friend that community or to look for updates here. We hope you enjoy!
A/N 2: V, God bless her soul, has been working hard on a chapter-by-chapter translation and cultural notes index. If you're not so down with the French, like Dom and my good self; or if you're wondering who the bloody Hell Del Boy is; help is at hand! We should give V biscuits for this, I think. It's all shinay. :D

Chapter Nine
Previous Chapters
Translation Index and Cultural Notes