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Astin's Diary 15
TITLE: Safety Dance – Men Without Hobbit Feet
AUTHOR: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
RATING: PG for silliness and naughty language
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
WHO’S IN IT?: People whom I’ve never met
and hold no actual grudge against
NOTE: I’m pretty sure Sean Astin is actually a
really nice guy. Ditto the other dudes
SAFETY DANCE – Men Without Hobbit Feet 15
Wednesday the eighteenth.
Number of left-hand turns taken to reach Stone Street Studios: 4
Number of tries it takes to get a parking place, and actually get car parked there: 7
6:12am – There is a box on the counter in makeup addressed to Dom.
6:15 – Other Hobbits gone to wardrobe to discuss the ‘Smoking issue’ (Peter told Elijah not to smoke his filthy clove death-sticks while in costume) Sean Foot steps out for coffee. Dom’s box contains many sugar-based cookies and so on, apparently made in England.
6:18 – Orlando Bloom arrives and pilfers Dom’s box, looking for something called Tim Tams. He leaves, disappointed.
6:20 – Sir Ian comes in, see box, takes a package of something bright yellow and icky-looking, and calls them ‘biscuits’. He swears me to silence. They do not look like biscuits to me.
6:21 – Fran Walsh arrives briefly, giving out script updates, and takes a container marked ‘Malteasers’. I shudder to think what those might be.
6:22 – Hugo Weaving ducks in and takes ‘wine gums’. Am disgusted at the thought.
6:23 – Orlando returns, claims something called ‘crunch crèmes’ from box. Tells me not to rat him out and promises to share them with me later (like I’d want something sweet this early in the day…assuming that crunch crèmes are sweet.)
6:25 – Billy returns briefly. See open box, removes something called ‘buttons’ and hides them in his gym bag. Says that Dom would WANT to share with his mates, then winks at me. He then takes ‘shortbread’ as well.
6:30 – John RD drops by, helps himself to ‘butter clotted crème biscuits’. Yuck. Seriously. Don’t these people eat Oreos?
6:31 – and then Richard Taylor comes in and ‘liberates’ a can of ‘digestive thins’. I’m losing my appetite here. Don’t the English eat anything good? I wish Dom would come back.
6:39 – Orlando, again. This time he takes a bag marked ‘smarties’. I know what smarties look like, and they are not M&M’s! This is getting ridiculous! I’m sure that there can’t be much left in Dom’s CARE package by now. Go to investigate while Sean Foot cleans a brush.
6:40 – Dom finally came back just as I pick up the last item in box – dubiously called ‘Jaffa Cakes’. Dom sees me and come UNGLUED! (and I don’t mean his feet!) You would think I was drowning kittens in here! He accuses me of everything from genocide to beastiality, huffily takes ‘Jaffa Cakes’ (what the HECK is a Jaffa?) and goes to commiserate with Ian. I hope Ian has finished his purloined biscuits by now, because
Dom is NOT being reasonable.
6:52 – am strangely craving Oreos.
AUTHOR: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
RATING: PG for silliness and naughty language
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
WHO’S IN IT?: People whom I’ve never met
and hold no actual grudge against
NOTE: I’m pretty sure Sean Astin is actually a
really nice guy. Ditto the other dudes
SAFETY DANCE – Men Without Hobbit Feet 15
Wednesday the eighteenth.
Number of left-hand turns taken to reach Stone Street Studios: 4
Number of tries it takes to get a parking place, and actually get car parked there: 7
6:12am – There is a box on the counter in makeup addressed to Dom.
6:15 – Other Hobbits gone to wardrobe to discuss the ‘Smoking issue’ (Peter told Elijah not to smoke his filthy clove death-sticks while in costume) Sean Foot steps out for coffee. Dom’s box contains many sugar-based cookies and so on, apparently made in England.
6:18 – Orlando Bloom arrives and pilfers Dom’s box, looking for something called Tim Tams. He leaves, disappointed.
6:20 – Sir Ian comes in, see box, takes a package of something bright yellow and icky-looking, and calls them ‘biscuits’. He swears me to silence. They do not look like biscuits to me.
6:21 – Fran Walsh arrives briefly, giving out script updates, and takes a container marked ‘Malteasers’. I shudder to think what those might be.
6:22 – Hugo Weaving ducks in and takes ‘wine gums’. Am disgusted at the thought.
6:23 – Orlando returns, claims something called ‘crunch crèmes’ from box. Tells me not to rat him out and promises to share them with me later (like I’d want something sweet this early in the day…assuming that crunch crèmes are sweet.)
6:25 – Billy returns briefly. See open box, removes something called ‘buttons’ and hides them in his gym bag. Says that Dom would WANT to share with his mates, then winks at me. He then takes ‘shortbread’ as well.
6:30 – John RD drops by, helps himself to ‘butter clotted crème biscuits’. Yuck. Seriously. Don’t these people eat Oreos?
6:31 – and then Richard Taylor comes in and ‘liberates’ a can of ‘digestive thins’. I’m losing my appetite here. Don’t the English eat anything good? I wish Dom would come back.
6:39 – Orlando, again. This time he takes a bag marked ‘smarties’. I know what smarties look like, and they are not M&M’s! This is getting ridiculous! I’m sure that there can’t be much left in Dom’s CARE package by now. Go to investigate while Sean Foot cleans a brush.
6:40 – Dom finally came back just as I pick up the last item in box – dubiously called ‘Jaffa Cakes’. Dom sees me and come UNGLUED! (and I don’t mean his feet!) You would think I was drowning kittens in here! He accuses me of everything from genocide to beastiality, huffily takes ‘Jaffa Cakes’ (what the HECK is a Jaffa?) and goes to commiserate with Ian. I hope Ian has finished his purloined biscuits by now, because
Dom is NOT being reasonable.
6:52 – am strangely craving Oreos.
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I am loving Sir Ian in this! Your Sean voice is perfect!
Hysterical entry...
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Be watching for Malteasers soon, though!
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but oreos...
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