Ficlet: No Sex Please; I'm British

[v-angelique.livejournal.com]

Title: No Sex Please; I'm British
Author: Viktoria Angelique (v_angelique)
Pairing: BB/EW
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Too short to be true.
Summary: Drabble inspired by rainbowcobweb, to whom all credit goes for the title.



"You're saying you've never had a one night stand?"

"No. Never."

"I don't believe you."

"Why not? I'm British. We're famous for our reserve," Billy reasoned, taking a measured sip of his bourbon.

Elijah snorted. "Don't believe you."

"Why not?"

"Dom is British."

Billy titled his head to the side, considering.

"Orlando is British."

Billy frowned. Well, the lad does have a point…

"Billy. Ian is British."

Billy paused, drink halfway to his lips.

"Oh."

Elijah laughed triumphantly and flung a drunken arm around Billy's shoulders. "And that's why you're going to have sex with me now."

"Wait, what?"

Elijah grinned.

Comments

[silentdescant.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Not a pairing I normally read, but because it was you... :D I like Elijah's logic. *giggles*

[v-angelique.livejournal.com]

Hehe well the pairing is barely there anyway. Really just my excuse to make fun of the gayboys ;-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/saura_/]

BRILLIANT!!!

Where does it go on!? Because. I mean. It DOES go on, does it not?!?

[v-angelique.livejournal.com]

Haha, it should, shouldn't it? *looks around*

[http://users.livejournal.com/saura_/]

Should. Yep. *pokes your muse*