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Astin's Diary 14
TITLE: Safety Dance – Men Without Hobbit Feet
AUTHOR: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
RATING: PG for silliness and naughty language
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
WHO’S IN IT?: People whom I’ve never met
and hold no actual grudge against
NOTE: I’m pretty sure Sean Astin is actually a
really nice guy. Ditto the other dudes
SAFETY DANCE – Men Without Hobbit Feet 14
Tuesday the seventeenth.
Number of times I’ve seen Viggo ripping holes in his costume so he can repair them: 3
5:15pm – Christine called again, same request. Herbal Logs. What ARE they and why is my wife suddenly addicted to them? She reminds me that if she was not child-caring she could go to store herself. I am chagrined.
5:22 – I think that filming may go late tonight. Wonder if I could ask one of the runners to go to a store somewhere and get the Herbal Logs? Don’t want to be perceived as pulling rank or anything like that.
5:48 – Scene of ‘injured Frodo’ inspires the other two Hobbits to tell Elijah he’s got a ‘cum face on’. Took me a while to understand what they meant.
5:52 – and now Elijah can’t do a single take with moaning and twitching in an exaggerated fashion or laughing. Merry and Pippin create porno movie music, which is NOT helpful.
6:09 – we are going to be here ALL NIGHT at this rate.
6:20 – Christine calls AGAIN. Am happy to hear from her. She just wants to know when I’ll be home with the Herbal Logs. What IS HERBAL LOGS?
6:21 – OH MY GOD…is Wife Pregnant?!?
6:30 – Sir Ian finds me hyperventilating near the water cooler. He informs me that Herbal Logs is a brand of licorice. He further suggests that it is an excellent laxative.
6:39 – refuse to speculate about Ian’s encyclopedic knowledge of laxatives. Elijah seems to be growing tired of faking orgasms now – we might get the shot done sometime before October.
7:12 – finally caved in – asked runner Mike to get me some Herbal Logs before I go home. He just nods; guess I’m not being an uppity actor after all.
7:45 – finish getting my feet off. Mike brings me a paper bag as I head out.
8:05 – Get home at last, kiss wife, give her bag. It’s full of laxatives. Christine NOT AMUSED. Turns out she just likes licorice.
AUTHOR: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
RATING: PG for silliness and naughty language
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
WHO’S IN IT?: People whom I’ve never met
and hold no actual grudge against
NOTE: I’m pretty sure Sean Astin is actually a
really nice guy. Ditto the other dudes
SAFETY DANCE – Men Without Hobbit Feet 14
Tuesday the seventeenth.
Number of times I’ve seen Viggo ripping holes in his costume so he can repair them: 3
5:15pm – Christine called again, same request. Herbal Logs. What ARE they and why is my wife suddenly addicted to them? She reminds me that if she was not child-caring she could go to store herself. I am chagrined.
5:22 – I think that filming may go late tonight. Wonder if I could ask one of the runners to go to a store somewhere and get the Herbal Logs? Don’t want to be perceived as pulling rank or anything like that.
5:48 – Scene of ‘injured Frodo’ inspires the other two Hobbits to tell Elijah he’s got a ‘cum face on’. Took me a while to understand what they meant.
5:52 – and now Elijah can’t do a single take with moaning and twitching in an exaggerated fashion or laughing. Merry and Pippin create porno movie music, which is NOT helpful.
6:09 – we are going to be here ALL NIGHT at this rate.
6:20 – Christine calls AGAIN. Am happy to hear from her. She just wants to know when I’ll be home with the Herbal Logs. What IS HERBAL LOGS?
6:21 – OH MY GOD…is Wife Pregnant?!?
6:30 – Sir Ian finds me hyperventilating near the water cooler. He informs me that Herbal Logs is a brand of licorice. He further suggests that it is an excellent laxative.
6:39 – refuse to speculate about Ian’s encyclopedic knowledge of laxatives. Elijah seems to be growing tired of faking orgasms now – we might get the shot done sometime before October.
7:12 – finally caved in – asked runner Mike to get me some Herbal Logs before I go home. He just nods; guess I’m not being an uppity actor after all.
7:45 – finish getting my feet off. Mike brings me a paper bag as I head out.
8:05 – Get home at last, kiss wife, give her bag. It’s full of laxatives. Christine NOT AMUSED. Turns out she just likes licorice.
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this is so good. a bag full of laxatives, huh? i wonder what the runner was thinking. er...
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P.S. I have Malteasers!! Will try to get to the post office later this week.