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I didn't get virtually stoned to death for posting this on my journal, and Shaun of the Dead is on the telly. Both of these are clearly signs of... something. The apocalypse, probably.

Title: The Mousse of Doom
Pairing: Dom/Elijah
Rating: I don't know. 12?
Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure evil mousse doesn't exist. However, I'm pretty sure Elijah's pubes do, and the same goes for Dom's arse. That doesn't necessarily mean they coexist. But they might. Although they definitely don't. Often. Ooh, Dom's arse. *drifts*
Warnings: Absolute crack

The Mousse of Doom