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Astin's Diary 13
TITLE: Safety Dance – Men Without Hobbit Feet
AUTHOR: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
RATING: PG for silliness and naughty language
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
WHO’S IN IT?: People whom I’ve never met
and hold no actual grudge against
NOTE: I’m pretty sure Sean Astin is actually a
really nice guy. Ditto the other dudes
From the Journals of Sean Astin:
Friday the Thirteenth
Number of time Fran has used the term ‘Sam-esque’ in reference to my butt: 5!
4:40pm – apparently Mr. Christopher Lee does not appreciate the Hobbits’n’Elves Belch and Fart Contest we’ve been holding with the gallon-sized (or whatever the metric equivalent is) jugs of Root Beer after lunch each day this week. He has protested to Mark and Carol.
4:47 – Liv just found out that the contest will no longer be held. She’s pissed. She was WAY AHEAD in the points.
4:52 – Ian – SIR Ian has said that he will speak up in our favor in the dispute, especially if we promise to keep holding the contest OUTSIDE the craft tent.
4:53 – Sir Ian has added the stipulation that Orlando pose, topless, for a photograph for Sir Ian’s personal scrapbook. He insists that it is an artistic endeavor. The Hobbits all vote in favor of this concession, with myself abstaining.
5:29 – During break we discover that Orlando does not CARE what the Hobbit vote was, and states that even if it had been unanimous he would not be ‘tarting himself up’ for the Queen. Not sure how this affects British Royalty, but Orlando is a keen subject of his homeland.
5:32 – Liv is sent over to building 2 to convince Orlando.
5:35 – Liv returns from her mission in failure. She says SHE offered to do the topless photo, but Sir Ian told her not to be ridiculous. Liv is now FURIOUS! Must find solution soon!
5:36 – Sean Bean intercedes, says that he can convince Orlando to do the picture if Liv will show HIM her, uh, upper body. Liv now angry at EVERYONE.
5:37 – Ms. Tyler’s voice is very shrill. Can see the influence of her paternal genes.
6:01 – Liv does (in the make-up room, as reported by Phillippa).
6:04 – Sean does.
6:13 – Orlando does.
6:17 – Sir Ian goes to Mister Lee’s trailer.
6:22 – Hobbits’n’Elves Belch and Fart Contest is a go again!
6:23 – ...filming continues, cast is energized.
6:30 – I realize that I have now officially reverted to high school. Am so proud. Will probably kill self in the morning.
AUTHOR: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
RATING: PG for silliness and naughty language
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
WHO’S IN IT?: People whom I’ve never met
and hold no actual grudge against
NOTE: I’m pretty sure Sean Astin is actually a
really nice guy. Ditto the other dudes
From the Journals of Sean Astin:
Friday the Thirteenth
Number of time Fran has used the term ‘Sam-esque’ in reference to my butt: 5!
4:40pm – apparently Mr. Christopher Lee does not appreciate the Hobbits’n’Elves Belch and Fart Contest we’ve been holding with the gallon-sized (or whatever the metric equivalent is) jugs of Root Beer after lunch each day this week. He has protested to Mark and Carol.
4:47 – Liv just found out that the contest will no longer be held. She’s pissed. She was WAY AHEAD in the points.
4:52 – Ian – SIR Ian has said that he will speak up in our favor in the dispute, especially if we promise to keep holding the contest OUTSIDE the craft tent.
4:53 – Sir Ian has added the stipulation that Orlando pose, topless, for a photograph for Sir Ian’s personal scrapbook. He insists that it is an artistic endeavor. The Hobbits all vote in favor of this concession, with myself abstaining.
5:29 – During break we discover that Orlando does not CARE what the Hobbit vote was, and states that even if it had been unanimous he would not be ‘tarting himself up’ for the Queen. Not sure how this affects British Royalty, but Orlando is a keen subject of his homeland.
5:32 – Liv is sent over to building 2 to convince Orlando.
5:35 – Liv returns from her mission in failure. She says SHE offered to do the topless photo, but Sir Ian told her not to be ridiculous. Liv is now FURIOUS! Must find solution soon!
5:36 – Sean Bean intercedes, says that he can convince Orlando to do the picture if Liv will show HIM her, uh, upper body. Liv now angry at EVERYONE.
5:37 – Ms. Tyler’s voice is very shrill. Can see the influence of her paternal genes.
6:01 – Liv does (in the make-up room, as reported by Phillippa).
6:04 – Sean does.
6:13 – Orlando does.
6:17 – Sir Ian goes to Mister Lee’s trailer.
6:22 – Hobbits’n’Elves Belch and Fart Contest is a go again!
6:23 – ...filming continues, cast is energized.
6:30 – I realize that I have now officially reverted to high school. Am so proud. Will probably kill self in the morning.
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*snort*
I love the gentle humor of this series. May yet convert me to *gasp* Sean Astin.
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Not sure how this affects British Royalty, but Orlando is a keen subject of his homeland.
*keels over*
Speaking of hilarious, I am fiercely in love with your icon.
Forgive me if it is too forward to ask, but is it shareable? With due credit of course. (I see no indication either way in your user-pic site so I thought it best to ask.)
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You're Evil!!!! Evil, I say! *gigglesnort*
I hate you and yet I adore you at the same moment! Curse you and your silliness, because of you some unnamed peon at my credit card company will now be allowed to live as I have been distracted from my hold time by your inspired Astin-esque diary!
Some jerk out there owes you a drink, that's what I'm sayin'.
Thanks!
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Totally adore Sir Ian in this and am glad you arn't too timid to fling around Ye Olde Dish!
This is hysterically funny; esp. everyone doing there little bit to get the Hobbits'n'Elves Belch and Fart Contest up and running!
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LOL! But I'm not sure I want to know the details of the Belch and Fart Contest :D.
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*snicker*
Poor Sean A. We had a contest at the
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yet (thankfully for all of us) he has no issue doing so for the King....
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Especially well said... *bows to the good humour*
Oh! And Pecos? DON'T EVER STOP that series!!! It's as light and sweet and crunchy as a good homemade coookie... Goes SO WELL with my coffee.