ext_29511 ([identity profile] pecos.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fellowshippers2007-03-02 11:40 am
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Astin's Diary 3

TITLE: Safety Dance – Men Without Hobbit Feet
AUTHOR: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
RATING: PG for silliness and naughty language
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
WHO’S IN IT?: People whom I’ve never met
and hold no actual grudge against
NOTE: I’m pretty sure Sean Astin is actually a
really nice guy. Ditto the other dudes




From the Journals of Sean Astin:

Friday the sixteenth
Number of days we’ve gotten into Hobbit feet w/o filming them: 40!

2:30 pm – I only just now got a chance to update this diary for the day. Someone stole it from my bag this morning and left it atop Bernard’s script with a note that read ‘spare toilet paper’. Needless to say, am certain this was not a casual mistake. Anyhow, we’re in the Stone St. studio again today. Wonder if this building has been tested for lead poison?

2:42 – B.K. came over just a moment ago with his chessboard. I will not be tempted. Have more important things to do.

3:21 – B.K. beat me in seventeen moves. New record for him, the sneaky little prick.

3:39 – actually commence filming. We do four takes before Elijah cuts a humongous fart and Billy and Dom crack up, killing the scene. Peter is amused rather than angry. Figures.

3:40 – I briefly lecture Elijah on the usefulness of fiber and Vitamin B. Dom is now making Very Loud fart noises at every opportunity. Crew are oddly amused. Perhaps it is the Monty Python mentality. No use explaining Brit humor.

3:52 – filming re-commences. Note to me: need to investigate if there is a link between curry consumption and IQ. Google?

4:08 – think I’ll stop and get curry take-out on way home tonight.

5:15 – Need to find out how often the costumes are being laundered. Viggo is definitely beginning to smell.

5:27 – filming interrupted with Very Loud Fart. Culprit turns out to be Fran Walsh.

5:27 & ½ - need to call my agent. Is it too late to quit this gig?

[identity profile] helena-s-renn.livejournal.com 2007-03-03 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
i read them all... *guffaws loudly* you should keep going... this reminds me of the secret diaries. guess i'm amused by potty humor like the guyz... 5:27 was my favorite... uh, go fran? *G*

[identity profile] helena-s-renn.livejournal.com 2007-03-03 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
back again... astin's journal = TP, too. *G*