fellowshippers | crack!fic -- Hottius Malus Fedoritis

Title: Hottius Malus Fedoritis

Pairing: None really, just has the Lord of the Rings actors in it. Hugo Weaving, Liv Tyler, Sean Bean, Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, Elijah Wood, Dom Monaghan, Sir Ian McKellen, Miranda Otto

Rating: PG

Summary: News broadcast on a highly-contagious disease that is sweeping the nation.

Warning: This is a crack!fic... meaning its funny... y’know, haha kinda thing? Also, drama-queen-ish!Liv. And the closest I’ll probably ever get to femmeslash (and it’s not even that close)

Beta: babygurl8504

Disclaimer: I neither know nor own the people in this fic. They own themselves. I just like to play with them. In my head.

A/N: This is my first try at crack!fic, so let me know what you think! Actions and stressed words are in italics. Also, it has pictures! :)

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