Short Story: De.crescendo -- Orlando/Viggo; PG-13

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So. This is what I call my who-needs-principles story. But really, it was such a lot of fun to go against them. Couldn't help myself.

De.crescendo

Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: PG-13

[Wherein the combined Hobbit Forces attack. And, um. Anyone willing to mop that spilt coffee up?]

Comments

Re: *splutter*

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Ha! I'm not all that much into crossdressing, eihter. I really aren't. Boys should be boys and all that. But, um. I mean, there was an actual reason to Orli crossdressing, and, yeah. I don't know. Somehow, it just needed to be written. Maybe because of boy-dressed-as-girl-but-still-acting-like-boy. Meep. Have to stop poking fun at girl!Orlis who are in constant danger of losing their dicks.

poor Orli really had NO chance with those hobbits!

Never try to resist a demanding hobbit. You'll come of worst. Always.

And, hee! Thank you!