FIC: $5.99 Per Minute, Adults Only (VM/SB; R)

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Title: $5.99 Per Minute, Adults Only
Author: Galadriel (caras_galadhon)
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean
Rating: R
Archive: Lothlorien, sons_of_gondor and Rugbytackling.
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Disclaimer: Absolutely did not happen. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Summary: Viggo, professional Phone Sex Operator, gets a call he wasn't expecting.
Warning: Depiction is not endorsement.
Notes: A little AU to get my head back in the game, written for helena_s_renn as an extremely late Halloween treat I owe her for "knocking" on my virtual!door. D'oh! (Also, this puts me exactly one more fic away from being only two years behind! Woo hoo! *facepalm*)

(Viggo looked up from the magazine he was paging through at the low buzz from his phone...)