FIC: March: Dissonance (SB/VM, PG)

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Title: March: Dissonance
Author: Galadriel (caras_galadhon)
Pairing: Viggo/Bean
Rating: PG
Archive: Lothlorien, sons_of_gondor, and Green Opals.
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Disclaimer: Absolutely did not happen. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Summary: March has brought Viggo home, but has he brought home harmony?
Notes: This ficlet follows approximately a month after February: Meiosis (which in turn follows after January: Pathetic Fallacy), but can be read as a standalone if so desired.

"[D]issonance, harshness of sound and/or rhythm, either inadvertent or deliberate. The term is nearly equivalent to cacophony, but tends to denote a lack of harmony between sounds rather than the harshness of a particular sound in isolation."
~From The Concise Oxford Dictionary of Literary Terms by Chris Baldick.
(The ceiling shuddered, loosing a small flurry of stucco to spiral down and settle on the piano case...)

FIC: "Knight In White Satin" 1/1 (Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom) PG

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Title: "Knight In White Satin" 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Pairing: Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Dominic Monaghan, Viggo Mortensen, Miranda Otto)
Rating: PG
Summary: Wherein Dom has a madcap scheme, Karl models clothing, and Orlando has a fascination with satin.
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Notes: A few years ago, airgiodslv dared me to write 'slip-fic'. Some of you may remember the IM post about it. Well, I finally got around to (sort of) polishing the story.
Pure crack, of the highest order. All mistakes are mine.

Wherein Dom has a madcap scheme, Karl models clothing, and Orlando has a fascination with satin...

Party Party (VI)

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Title : Party Party (VI )
Author: dalehead
Pairing : Elijah/Viggo
Rating : NC-13
Summary : Final part.
Disclaimer: This is entirely made up.
Author’s Note : For you guys cos you're always gonna be ever so slightly made of awesome.




If you want that to come off any time soon...

Down But Not Out

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Title : Down But Not Out
Author: dalehead
Pairing : Orlibean
Rating : NC-17
Summary : Sometimes life sucks.
Disclaimer: This is entirely made up.
Author’s Note : For kittylass and please note, my heart is broken so you all owe me *g*






Can I fuck you?"