Fic: Secret Diary of a London Escort (3/15)

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Title: Secret Diary of a London Escort (3/15)
Author: Louby fictionbylouby
Pairing: Orlando/Various, eventual Bloomenhaal, this chapter Orlando/Ewan McGregor
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando invites readers to take an intimate and frank look into the life of his alter ego Beau, a high class prostitute.
Warnings: Prostitution, AU, this chapter snowballing, toys.
Disclaimer: This fic is somewhat based on the Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl by Belle De Jour, and the subsequent ITV2 Miniseries. The actors belong to themselves.
Feedback: Gives me warm fuzzies.
AN: Beta read by my amazing twin sister little_sis_pip.

Previous Chapters

(You know I would eat something but I’m afraid you’d take 40% of my food)

Monaboyd: A Dictionary Definition

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Ellohteeare: A Guide to the Species
\'el-ō-'tē -är\, Noun
Rating: PG
Word Count: 811

Fellow Members of the Ellohteeare research community,

Yesterday, on the 5th day of the Most Marvellous Event known as monaboyd_month, I presented to that community an update to my ongoing attempt to produce a comprehensive taxonomic scheme covering the various breeds of Ellohteeare mammals. For those of you unfamiliar with my dry and academic work, my classification has to date produced entries on the following members of this endlessly fascinating species:

Orlijah ~ Orlibean ~ Vigbean ~ Vigorli ~ Banalando ~ Bafta Vigorli Field Report


Please, step this way to discover more about the essential characteristics of the Monaboyd, complete with illustrations.

'Six Months On' & 'On This Day' - Audio Fics - Orlijah

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Link to Original Fics: Six Months On & On This Day
Rating: PG-13 for language
Comments: Both stories from my homeless Orlando/Elijah verse. In 'Six Months On' Orlando waits for Elijah on a cold evening and in 'On This Day' living on the streets takes its toll on Orlando. Elijah does his best to look after him. Schmoopy angst.

My new way to avoid doing chores - recording audio fic. Both of the files below should appear as MP3s. And also? I forgot about the damn singing until I was reading it so no sniggering at the back please ;)

Six Months On (05.51)
On This Day (33.05)

I'm still figuring this out so let me know if anything doesn't work? Thank you :)

Also, if you take and would be interested in more slightly mediocre quality recordings of my stuff, let me know? If no one's really interested in audio versions it seems silly to post them. If there's anything you'd like me to record feel free to chuck a suggestion my way. Not sure about reading incredibly explicit NC-17 fic yet. Odd. I'd rather sing than read teh sex. *wibbles*

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Title: Best Bet
Author: often_adamanta
Pairing: OB/EW
Rating: NC-17
Warning: AU, PWP
Disclaimer: All made up.
Beta: violettefemme



Best Bet

pimping the slashy_oscars

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Nominations are almost over!

The deadline for nominations is 11:59 pm EST on the 11th of April.


We need more nominations.

Remember how we said that some categories might be canceled? Well, chances of survival are slim for some Scenes and some Characters, the Drabbles, and maybe the BDSM fics; not that the other categories cannot use more nominations.

Go ahead and nominate, pimp, discuss, incite and inspire. Join the fun!

And let your favorite authors know that they are appreciated.

Walk On By - the final chapter (XXIII)

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WALK ON BY - XXIII
Author: dalehead
Type: RPS
Pairing: VM/OB
Rating: NC-17
Category: AU
Disclaimer: This is fiction, not based in reality – to the best of my knowledge Viggo Mortensen has never lived rough and Orlando Bloom was never part of the Constabulary.
Beta: None – if you spot any howlers, please to let me know
A/N. It’s the end of an era. This fic has been written with a lot of blood, sweat, toil and tears. It’s for my mum, R. She was an amazing woman in more ways than I could possibly say. She knew about Walk On By but not that it was slash. My mum made me the person I am, not just by giving birth to me but with her enthusiasm for theatre and reading which I picked up. Not regrettably her dress making skills but she was quite sanguine about that and she did teach me how to hem invisibly. Anyway, I digress. This is the end. It’s not the end that many of you may have wanted and I haven’t answered all the questions you may have but most of you know where I am if you want to ask … Mum, this is for you although the bad language and the explicitness of the sex would have had you shaking your head and saying Lottie in that tone. And mum? I love you very much, always did, always will…




I think I'm depressed

Punctuality is the Politeness of Kings

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Title : Punctuality is the Politeness of Kings
Author : dalehead
Pairing : Orlibean
Rating : NC-17 – bit of harmless BDSM
Summary: Whoops! Sean shouldn’t have said that.
A/N : For doylebaby and for kittylass because tonight when I felt, still feel, like shit, they made me feel less like shit. Thank you so much *hugs you both*




U r in big trouble slave

ficlet: Moments (SB/OB)

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Title: Moments (1/1)
Author: kittylass
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG
Word count: 977
Disclaimer: … And then I woke up. All made up by my brain…
So – don’t know these men, it’s not for money, it’s not true, it’s all fiction.
Warnings: Little angsty, maybe.
A/N: for dalehead, you’re amazing and your orlibean makes me totally go: GUH

”Moments”