Fic: The Spice of Life

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

Title: The Spice of Life
Author: AngiePen
Fandom: LOTRiPS
Pairing: Sean Bean/Harry Sinclair
Rating: R for cookie-porn ;)
Request: "Harry Sinclair and anyone at all would be fantastic (especially Harry/Sean Bean). So would Andy Serkis and anyone at all. Or Marton/Viggo. Or Dom/Viggo. Really, take your pick from those. I prefer no extreme angst or schmoop. I really like kink and I like AU."
Summary: Harry has a mysterious spice mix he wants to try in the gingerbread men he and Sean are baking for the Ringers' New Year's party. It turns out it does everything the vendor said it would, and then some.
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone you recognize. I know nothing about their social lives or sexual activities, more's the pity. This is fiction, period. It is done as a labor of love and I make no money from it.
Notes: A cracky little piece of weirdness. :) Written for v_angelique for the 2007 slashababy fest.



"Whose idea was this again?" Sean grumbled. He was leaning back against the island counter in the kitchen, his arms crossed over his chest, watching Harry dump ingredients into a bowl for gingerbread.

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fic: Weird Science (Orlando Bloom/Billy Boyd, adult)

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

title: weird science
author: stormatdusk
pairing: orlando bloom/billy boyd
rating: adult
warnings: crack!fic
disclaimer: this is only fiction: it didn't really happen, and i don't know these people.
a/n: written for foxtales as part of the 2007 slashababy exchange.


( Orlando Bloom had been born to be a scientist )

Fic: Mutual Assured Deconstruction, OB/BB, PG

[valerienne.livejournal.com]

Title: Mutual Assured Deconstruction
Author: Valerienne
Pairing: Billy/Orlando
Rating: PG
Summary: Billy has Beecake, and a baby, and no real time to spare. Orlando has money, the environment, and an empty diary. Somebody needs to be distracted.
Notes: Written for strong_placebo for slashababy, and I really enjoyed writing it. I hope that means I may write a little more Lotrips this year, but we'll see... :)

Mutual Assured Deconstruction