Re-post of The Cast Party

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Greetings again, sisters in slash. I hope you're all doing well and being loved. If you have a chance, please come read the new, updated version of Torn Souls 3, The Cast Party

It's been strung like a Lothlorien bow and Tooted like Boromir's Horn, thanks to celtprincess13, who's been slaving over my Chimerafic website. The other two chapters in the Torn Souls series will follow apace, and I'll let you know as they're done. If you've got the time and want to re-read the adventures of the infamous dead Kiwi, or if you've never read it before, please give me a chance to entertain you.

“Oh, my…” Fran said softly. “It’s a Kiwi.”

And indeed it was. A patently dead, and long, long gone Kiwi bird, propped up on a bed of flowers. Bright red currants had replaced the eyes, fruit adorning the entire display. Its clenched claws each gripped a grape, and a halved kiwi fruit was artfully skewered onto the upturned bill. It was an amazing presentation for so many reasons – but most thankfully that it didn’t smell as bad as it probably should.

Peter gently replaced the cover, removing the show-stopping bird from sight. “Pardon me, Fran, Alan, everyone…I’ve got some Hobbits and an Elf to murder.”

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Title: Misunderstandings
Author: Iorhael
Rating: PG
Pairing: OB/EW, OB/Johnny Depp
Summary: There are simply too many misunderstandings between them.
AN: Beta by my love, [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Feedback: yes, please
Disclaimer: I know nothing about these men, sadly.


(Chapter 4)

Shadowing My Dream 2/5 (Lotrips, Viggo/Orlando, PG)

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Shadowing My Dreams 2/5
Author: padawanhilary and telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Viggo/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,695
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.
Summary: Orlando inherits more than just a very nice house from his uncle.

Notes: Because we love us a nice cliché, we've decided to try our hands at a Viggo/Orlando ghost fic. The title is from the song "Ghost" by the Indigo Girls.

"I can't recall having seen you before, either."

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Title: Eighties Shades & Cigarettes
Author: Viktoria Angelique
Pairing: OB/EW
Rating: hard R
Disclaimer: Not at all true. AU, in fact!
Britpick: rainbowcobweb
Beta: Not officially, but thank you to hobbit_eleund for the read-through.
Summary: Just a one-shot AU set in various locations in the United States. Elijah is a quirky, self-confident writer and Orlando is a UN recruiter with a somewhat complicated past. Can a couple cynical romantics come together, fuck all the odds? Well of course they can!
A/N: Some places herein are real, and some are not. Keep that in mind. Also this is my first fic in present tense, but I enjoyed writing this way, and had a lot of fun with the immediacy of it. Snap snap, dialogue! Snap, snap!

( Eighties Shades & Cigarettes )

Medieval Tales: Dragon Hunting II. (Domlijah - NC-17 - AU)

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Medieval Tales: Dragon Hunting. II/IV.
Domlijah. NC-17
Warnings: Angst. Sex. More angst. More sex.

Disclaimer: No! *shakes head stubbornly* Not true. It's not even history! If you want historical facts, go buy an encyclopaedia!

x-posted where I can. Edited by v_angelique and willdirect4food

Medieval Tales: Dragon Hunting. II/IV

Prank — Billy/Dom

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Title: Prank
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Notes: Based on the story of the practical joke re-writes about Merry and Pippin falling off Treebeard and ending up naked cuddling on the forest floor. Sort of silly and cracky, really. Prank — Billy/Dom For my dizzydame, hoping it cheers her up.

( 'Fuck me.' )