Just a silly diversion...

[pecos.livejournal.com]

Greetings, my sisters in slash. While knocking around my computer today I came across a fairly old story of mine that I think has never seen the light of day in this venue, and of which I'm quite fond. It's a very short, silly little Crack!Fic that I wrote in homage to all the wonderful Wing!Fics which were making the rounds some time long ago. Set in NZ during the filming, and making no sense whatsoever, I hope some of you might still enjoy:

TITLE: Telling Tails (1/1)
AUTHOR: Pecos – Pecosphil@sprintmail.com
WEBSITE: www.chimerafic.com
BETA: none – sorry, hope it doesn’t show
PAIRING: the usual suspects
RATING: PG – pretty tame. M/M
CATEGORY: Crack!Fic
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
NOTES: written in response to all of those strange,
yet strangely compelling Wing!Fics... thus
I wish to introduce Tail!Fic

( Telling Tails )

FIC: Contact (Lotrips, Bean/Viggo, NC-17)

[telesilla.livejournal.com]

Contact
Authors: padawanhilary and telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Viggo/Bean
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Series: Complicated #4
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.
Summary: Sean's in London and Viggo's in New Zealand. Phone sex ensues.

Notes: This is the fourth in the Complicated series. While each story builds on the ones before it, each will have a definite ending. So really, it's more a series in progress than a single story in progress. If that makes sense.

"What d'you think, then? Should we have phone sex?"

Fic: A Boy at the Cafe (1/2)

[i-o-r-h-a-e-l.livejournal.com]

Title: A Boy at the Cafe (1/2)
Summary: Elijah was Jake's father's pet. But now the man has passed away and Jake's brothers want to decide who Elijah's new master will be.
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Jake Gyllenhaal
Rating: R
Warning: dark themes
AN: beta by [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]


( Chapter 1 )

Fic: Pieces of a Dream(OB/VM)

[ios-pillow-book.livejournal.com]

TITLE: Pieces of a Dream
AUTHOR: Io
Pairing: OB/VM

SUMMARY: A kind of love story written for the slashyvalentine fic exchange.
DISCLAIMER: All lies, what else?
WARNINGS: There will be a bit of kink and D/s
WITH SPECIAL THANKS to my dearest betas rayrayfaulks and ainigma, my adored editor!muse

Pieces of a Dream

(no subject)

[arwen1682.livejournal.com]

Title: The Artist and the Admirer (2/?)
Author: arwen1682
Rating: Overall NC-17 (PG for now)
Pairing: BB/DM
Summary: Two people completely different meet.
Warning: AU
Feedback: Please, that way I’ll know if I can continue.
Notes: Bullshit. My mistakes are my own, ignore them.
Previous parts can be found Here

"Billy!" Lacey shook Billy’s shoulder.

Fic: Making the Bed (Orlijah, PG-13)

[aprilkat.livejournal.com]

Title: Making the Bed
Author: aprilkat
Pairing: Orlijah
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Slash, schmoop with a bit of angst
A/N: Written for the 2006 slashyvalentine secret exchange for airlia_vega

Disclaimer: This story is a fictional product of its author's imagination and does not represent any actual opinions or events.

Making the Bed

Climb Every Mountain Chapter 11

[wbearsmom.livejournal.com]

Title: Climb Every Mountain
Author: wbearsmom
Pairing: Dom/Billy
Rating: PG-13 for this chapter
Summary: On the riverbank
Disclaimer: This is so very fictional. Plus - I don't make money from this.
Feedback: Some of my favorite things.
A/N: Thanks for all of the encouragement on this fic so far. Your comments are a great inspiration to me
Chapter: 11 of ?
Cross-posted: billyfic_domfic, billeh_talents, and my LJ, among other places

Previous chapters can be found here

CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN CHAPTER 11

(no subject)

[ex-handelsha513.livejournal.com]

Title: Untitled
Pairing: VM/OB
Rating: G
Summary: Drabble+
Disclaimer: I lie. I tell stories. Don't trust a word I say.

( Lily of the Valley curled up under the porch boards )