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Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: R. Definitely R.
Disclaimer: If this was real, don’t you think it would be all over the internet right now? And my sincere apologies if Elijah doesn't like Placebo.
Warnings: None. Oh except I wouldn’t actually recommend using olive oil as lube.

Just, a (slightly crazy) Orlijah.

Savvy?

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Pairing: Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This all actually happened. Seriously. I was there. I mean, no it’s not true. At all. It never happened. Happy now?

Chasing Freedom.

How To Sleep, part 1

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Title: How To Sleep, part 1
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Disclaimer: This is just fiction, don't sue. Implied slash.

Summary: This is how Orlando falls asleep to Viggo’s rants.
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“Santa is over-rated.” Viggo tells Orlando, pressing a fond kiss to Orlando’s mouth, smiling as Orlando makes a sleepy, happy sound.

Reflections on Guilt’s Regret 4/15 V/O R AU obsessive romance

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Reflections on Guilt’s Regret 4/15 V/O R AU obsessive romance
Author/Email: sandyg writearts2@verizon.net
Pairing: VM/OB
Rating: RPS R (mainly for the subject matter) angst and obsession ridden historical romance
Overall summary: A forbidden romance set in 1700’s Southern Carolina territory. A middle-aged magistrate, down on his luck and guilty from his previous acts in life, chances upon his next beautiful young clerk in a wretched almshouse. Against his better judgment Viggo brings the fair youth into his life. What has he done to himself? Worse yet, can the obsessed with beauty Viggo control himself? Jealous guilt spreads her midnight wings and waits for her tormented chances.
Chapter 4 Summary: VO 1st POV. Despite his resolve Viggo nearly betrays himself. Luckily Orlando does not notice Viggo’s slip. Their foray into ordering Orlando’s new wardrobe reveals more of Orlando’s interesting personality to Viggo. By the time they prepare to journey South Viggo, to his relief, has tempered his obsessive lust with full respect for Orlando… or so he hopes.
Content: obsession, angst, confusion, guilt, lust
Disclaimer: No money made from any delusion. I just like playing with the pretty boy’s minds and bodies while bending them into my strange stories.
A/N: OK, my mind is spinning after all the research on 1700 Colonial America. If the history buffs out there find mistakes, forgive me but let me know.

Foul old miscreant, wearing velvet so my young clerk would stroke my chest