The Problem

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Disclaimer: If this really happened, then I am also a lottery winner! *looks around, waiting for money to fall from the sky* Oh, well. So I guess this isn't true, either.
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17 (or probably really R, I err on the side of caution)
Summary: Billy thinks too much, and Dom thinks too little, and it could never, ever work.
Warnings: Un-beta'd.
Feedback: Earns you more porn!
A/N: Came outta nowhere. Typed it really fast, probably tons of mistakes, happy to hear about 'em. Oh yeah: Someone else used the term "curlicue" for Billy's mouth, and I can't remember who, but my god, I fell in love with it. And *hangs head* I stole it. Please speak up so I can lavish whipped cream thanks on you!

( The Problem )

8 Letters and Some Dreams

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TITLE: 8 Letters and Some Dreams
AUTHOR: Anca Bell
PAIRING: Viggo/Orlando
DISCLAIMER: This really happened. except not.
NOTES: the song "name" is by the Goo-Goo Dolls. the poem part is from "First Light" by Viggo Mortensen.

And letters that you never meant to send / Get lost or thrown away

*Barks Greeting!*

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Hello again my Friends near and far! Yes, I'm getting started on the New Story, though I've gotten an idea from watching 'National Treasure' that's bound to cost me some sleep. First a couple of Lame Jokes:

How does Orlando manage to hurt someone with words? He drops the dictionary on their foot.

How is Craig Parker like a microwave oven? He heats up instantly and goes off in exactly one minute.

How long would it take Viggo to change a roll of toilet paper? We’ll never know.

You can blame my lousy sense of humor on my parents. And now, here's another chapter of The Luckiest Dog in the World:

( People Tricks! Chapter 13 )

Fic: Cake (parts 1-5)

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Fic: Cake
Author: sunsetmog
Pairing: Billy Boyd / Dominic Monaghan / Elijah Wood
Disclaimer: Fiction. Not fact.

Inspired after a conversation with abbichicken, when she suggested that the phrase "wallowing in cake crumbs" wasn't used often enough in daily life. She challenged me to rectify that, by making cake sexy. Ahem. So far I've only posted this to my fic journal, but it has been suggested that I post it here. So, here are the links to the first four parts:

One [Dom chucked him his car keys. "Looks like it. Come on, come back to mine. We'll have cake."]
Two [With a hand that shook slightly in the evening warmth, Elijah began to cut the fruit cake, cherries and sultanas spilling out and crumbling against the plate.]
Three [Elijah's hand stilled, his mouth open. He wanted to be a part of that.]
Four [“Golden syrup cake?” Dom’s smile curled up at the edges, heavy with intent.]

And here is the newest part: Five [There was something about how he experienced the taste, the flavour, the consistency, which made Dom’s thoughts twist and curl and melt in his mind, haphazard thought processes which darted and slowed and stilled and rushed.]

Double Entendre

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Disclaimer: If this really happened, then wow, will I be surprised. And frankly I will insist on video, too. No disrespect intended, just some good clean fun. :-)
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17 overall, definitely R for language rightchere.
Summary: Jealous!Billy. First-time sex. Big misunderstanding. All's well in the end. (The challenge verbatim.)
Warnings: Un-beta'd. Cross-posted everywhere.
Feedback: Earns you more porn!
A/N: starlikeshadow, this is for you, babe. Keep that crop handy, because I won't be posting the second part until tomorrow.

( Double Entendre )