Nestle's makes the very best

[philomel.livejournal.com]

Title: So Like Candy
Author: philomel
Archive: The Nightingale's Tongue
Pairing: DM/EW
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Just plain smut. With chocolate. Sort of a stocking stuffer for the holidays.
Disclaimer: So not true it kinda hurts.
Feedback: Please, yes please. With chocolate sprinkles.
Note: Started writing this before the release of the Premiere magazine article with the now legendary "chocolate and porn" story. Kismet or coincidence? Nah. Chocolate and porn is a universal kind of sustenance, innit? Somehow though, I doubt this is what the real Elijah was asking for. Well, you know what they say about being careful what you wish for....
Thanks to raynemaiden for the inspiration and crystal_blitz for the beta.


( Melts in your mouth *and* in your hands. )

I lost my phone number...

[bellsforme.livejournal.com]

Title: Gillette
Author: Sarah
Pairing: Domlijah, but really it centers around Orlando.
Rating: R for one sexed-up line
Word Count: 669
Summary: Elijah's name must be Gillette, because he's the best a man can get. Billy, Dom, and Elijah taunt Orlando with bad pick-up lines.
Author's Note: Sorry for crossposts. :)

( ...'cause I can see myself in your pants. )

Fic: Good morning, (1/1), VM/OB, NC-17, PWP

[lennongirl.livejournal.com]

Title: Good morning
Author: lennongirl
Pairing: VM/OB
Rating: NC-17
Beta: lostiawen, thanks a lot, sweetie!
Summary: Orlando plays with food. Viggo plays with him.
Feedback: Yes, please!
Warning: PWP. Random smut. And kinky;)
Disclaimer: Never happened, I have no idea what I'm talking about, made it all up, lies, in one word: fiction! And I don't get paid, either.
A/N: Orlando's POV

Good morning, love

(no subject)

[dystopic.livejournal.com]

Title: Phantom Photographs
Fandom: LotRPS
Pairing: Mainly Domlijah
Disclaimer: This is fiction, don't sue. Implied slash.

Summary: It takes a photograph to help them discover hidden emotions.
A/N: For the contrelamontre 'epiphany' challenge.

“Gee, Elijah, those are nice pants, and wow, what a lovely big bulge you’ve got there.”