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Title: Ten Easy Ways To Frustrate Billy Boyd
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened.
Summary: There are ten easy ways.
Notes: For![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
the_drifter for the amazing, apt CD lists you put together for me. I truly adored writing this, and this is actually the 3rd attempt. The previous two failed. I hope you enjoy this.
“Ask him again and again for the time,” whispers Sean Astin to Elijah. He looks at his watch and holds it up for the table of nine to see. The seconds pass and Sean nods in time with the always-rotating hand.
Elijah nods and passes it on. The news reaches its giver and Sean unhooks the watch and places it in the middle of the table. “So he gave me his watch!”
“Make him listen to screaming beats,” says Elijah to Miranda. He unearths a single, slim CD case and lets the light glint at the silver surface. The words bless every pair of ears as Elijah tosses it into the centre with the watch.
“They were Scottish too,” he chuckles.
Miranda takes out a slim vial of amber liquid and delicately rests it on the wooden surface of the table. “Spray on too much of his most detested scent, and then hover,” the words escape her lips and travel to Viggo’s ear. Liv reaches out and tests some of it on her wrist while the information makes its way.
“The feminine equivalent of his favourite brand,” she giggles as Liv replaces the cap.
Viggo finds a roll of film – capped and finished – inside the folds of his poncho. “Spend an hour taking pictures of him,” his breath brushes stray hairs of Liv’s aside as he relays the words. While each set of lips tries out the sound and shape of the words, Viggo places the black cylinder holder in the middle.
“They would have been priceless,” Viggo wistfully adds.
“Try and set him up on blind dates,” Liv tells Ian with woe. The older actor laughs heartily, which in turn makes Liv give a tiny, contagious bark of a laugh. She tosses a Polaroid of the date out. When this revelation reaches Dom, he snakes an arm to the centre and rips the picture into two equal pieces. He then passes the sentence with triumph.
“I thought they’d be perfect!” Liv tries to explain to Dom in vain.
Ian smirks a little as he lays ruffled script pages amongst the items pooling on the table. He leans in closely to Orlando. “I questioned his motivation for his role in his latest play,” his words dance with a playful edge that never quite disappears as they pass through the circle.
“The role was essentially me thirty years ago!” he innocently shrugs.
“Take him clothes shopping at your favourite store,” Orlando brings up a glowing creation that has been under the table. Entire groups of two’s and three’s avert their eyes until it is tucked away under paper and bottles. Dom’s eyes dance as he is the first to hear it and pass it on.
“Fuchsia seemed to be his colour!” Orlando pouts. “Who’d have thought he’d have a visceral reaction to it?”
There is a good moment of build-up while Dom readies himself. “If you don’t kiss him hello, he gets really frustrated,” he tells Sean and after moments of deliberate though, he tosses some chapstick atop the growing pile.
“Not bad,” Orlando comments when he hears Dom’s contribution.
“But which is the best?” Miranda questions.
“The easiest way,” a new voice speaks loudly to everyone at the table. Every head turns to find Billy standing there, “to frustrate me is to speak behind my back when I’m supposed to be at drinks with my Dom,” he finishes while yanking Dom away from the table of now-embarrassed laughers.
“The easiest,” Sean starts when Billy is gone.
“Most simple way,” Elijah understands.
“The effective method,” Miranda knows.
“To get Billy really pissed off,” Viggo adds.
“To frustrate the hell out of him,” Liv speaks.
“To pester him beyond recognition,” Ian delights.
“Is to monopolize Dom’s time,” Orlando finishes.
end
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened.
Summary: There are ten easy ways.
Notes: For
the_drifter for the amazing, apt CD lists you put together for me. I truly adored writing this, and this is actually the 3rd attempt. The previous two failed. I hope you enjoy this.“Ask him again and again for the time,” whispers Sean Astin to Elijah. He looks at his watch and holds it up for the table of nine to see. The seconds pass and Sean nods in time with the always-rotating hand.
Elijah nods and passes it on. The news reaches its giver and Sean unhooks the watch and places it in the middle of the table. “So he gave me his watch!”
“Make him listen to screaming beats,” says Elijah to Miranda. He unearths a single, slim CD case and lets the light glint at the silver surface. The words bless every pair of ears as Elijah tosses it into the centre with the watch.
“They were Scottish too,” he chuckles.
Miranda takes out a slim vial of amber liquid and delicately rests it on the wooden surface of the table. “Spray on too much of his most detested scent, and then hover,” the words escape her lips and travel to Viggo’s ear. Liv reaches out and tests some of it on her wrist while the information makes its way.
“The feminine equivalent of his favourite brand,” she giggles as Liv replaces the cap.
Viggo finds a roll of film – capped and finished – inside the folds of his poncho. “Spend an hour taking pictures of him,” his breath brushes stray hairs of Liv’s aside as he relays the words. While each set of lips tries out the sound and shape of the words, Viggo places the black cylinder holder in the middle.
“They would have been priceless,” Viggo wistfully adds.
“Try and set him up on blind dates,” Liv tells Ian with woe. The older actor laughs heartily, which in turn makes Liv give a tiny, contagious bark of a laugh. She tosses a Polaroid of the date out. When this revelation reaches Dom, he snakes an arm to the centre and rips the picture into two equal pieces. He then passes the sentence with triumph.
“I thought they’d be perfect!” Liv tries to explain to Dom in vain.
Ian smirks a little as he lays ruffled script pages amongst the items pooling on the table. He leans in closely to Orlando. “I questioned his motivation for his role in his latest play,” his words dance with a playful edge that never quite disappears as they pass through the circle.
“The role was essentially me thirty years ago!” he innocently shrugs.
“Take him clothes shopping at your favourite store,” Orlando brings up a glowing creation that has been under the table. Entire groups of two’s and three’s avert their eyes until it is tucked away under paper and bottles. Dom’s eyes dance as he is the first to hear it and pass it on.
“Fuchsia seemed to be his colour!” Orlando pouts. “Who’d have thought he’d have a visceral reaction to it?”
There is a good moment of build-up while Dom readies himself. “If you don’t kiss him hello, he gets really frustrated,” he tells Sean and after moments of deliberate though, he tosses some chapstick atop the growing pile.
“Not bad,” Orlando comments when he hears Dom’s contribution.
“But which is the best?” Miranda questions.
“The easiest way,” a new voice speaks loudly to everyone at the table. Every head turns to find Billy standing there, “to frustrate me is to speak behind my back when I’m supposed to be at drinks with my Dom,” he finishes while yanking Dom away from the table of now-embarrassed laughers.
“The easiest,” Sean starts when Billy is gone.
“Most simple way,” Elijah understands.
“The effective method,” Miranda knows.
“To get Billy really pissed off,” Viggo adds.
“To frustrate the hell out of him,” Liv speaks.
“To pester him beyond recognition,” Ian delights.
“Is to monopolize Dom’s time,” Orlando finishes.
end
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