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New: Its a Small World (Viggo/Elijah) [NC-17]
Title: Its A Small World
Author: Saklani (saklani@wildmail.com)
Codes: Viggo/Elijah RPS
Rating: NC-17 for language and sex
Disclaimer: I do not own these men, or anything else I mention here. I am not looking to make money from this... God forbid. And I am NOT them nor is what I put down here real. Thank you.
Summary: Viggo and Elijah ride Its a Small World with interesting results.
Author's Notes: In early August, I went to Disneyland with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
entrpy and javagreen, and we foolishly decided to ride Its a Small World. Along with being scarred for life, I got this rather crack!fic idea from the ride. Thus, its dedicated fondly to them.
A trio of red-eyed, wooly, nylon sheep gyrated at the bottom of a snow-covered cardboard mountain. On one of the peaks, a young boy in bright colored clothes watched over them with vapid blue eyes. Even higher up, a group of festively clad children twirled and leaped in a graceless display of figure skating. And all of them joined together in joyous song, “Its a world of laughter, a world of tears-”
“I can’t fucking believe you made me go on this fucking ride,” Elijah growled, his eyes tightly shut and hands over his ears. If he slumped any lower in the seat of the cheerful blue and white boat, his body would fold neatly in half.
“-a world of hope and a world of fears-”
Unrepentant, Viggo watched the hordes of demonic puppets promote world peace and unity. The bizarre caricatures of animals and bright, swirling colors, combined with the endless high pitched singing and Chucky-like dolls, made him wonder what cocktail of drugs inspired this deranged nightmare. He considered painting his own version of the madness now surrounding them.
“-there’s so much that we share-”
Elijah uncurled enough to kick Viggo in the shin with a satisfactory impact. “You’re not fucking paying attention to me.”
His distinctive whine pierced his lover’s eardrums.
“You wanted to go to Disneyland. I get to choose a few of the rides we go on.” Viggo reached out instinctively to block Elijah’s next kick. His attention remained fixed on an Egyptian female doll, sprawled over a divan and winking lewdly at passersby. He thought the memory of the posture might cause a few distressing dreams punctuated by heart-pounding wake ups.
“-that’s its time we’re aware-”
A pair of dancing giraffes caused Elijah to shrink even further in his seat. He knew viggo disliked the touristy atmosphere of Disneyland, but this was overdoing his revenge. No sane individual over the age of five chose to ride Its a Small World. Of course, few people associated the word sane with his lover. “Viggo-” he started again, knowing his voice could shatter glass.
“-its a small world after all.”
“Oh do shut up, Doodle. This can’t go on forever.”
As if on cue, the boat glided to a smooth halt in front of a pair of energetic hula dancers.
“Its a small world after all-”
“pisshitfuckcrap, this is fucking unbelievable! ViggofuckingMortensen, this boat better start moving in less than two fucking seconds, or you will be ninety before we ever have sex again!”
“Its a small world after all-”
The eternally syrupy singing dolls, combined with Elijah’s unearthly ability to string obscenities together in complete sentences began to give Viggo a headache. Watching the same scary animatronics repeat a profane hula dance repeatedly only amplified the pain behind his eyes. He considered diving off the boat and swimming for safety.
“-crappy shiteating fucking cunthumping-”
“Its a small world after all-”
As the moments dragged by, the song only seemed to get louder and Elijah certain got more obnoxious. A pair of gorillas armed with kettle drums banged a beat in Viggo’s skull that nauseatingly resembled the hula dancer’s rhythm. Worse, he was bored . Bored with the rainbow-hued, devil child puppets and their gut-wrenching song. Bored with Elijah’s ranting tantrum. Bored with just sitting there doing nothing.
“Its a small, small world.”
“-pissing, asslicking, cocksucking, fuck-”
Now, he could not turn off the puppets or force their boat to move again. However- Viggo whirled on Elijah, grabbed his crotch firmly and snarled, “Shut up.”
Saucer eyes sudddenly turned dinner plate sized, as the flow of swear words cut off.
‘There is just one moon-”
“That’s better.” Viggo’s hand adjusted comfortably and began to rub in small circles.
“Um, Viggo...” Elijah squirmed on the seat as he hardened under the touches. His movements only put him more at Viggo’s mercy, as his legs spread and his hips angled upward. “Viggo, what-?”
“-and one golden sun-”
Instead of answering, Viggo flipped open Elijah’s fly and casually lowered it to the bottom. His hand snuck inside to remove the treasure contained within, already starting to leak. A predatory smile, no less terrifying than those of the warbling figurines, transformed his tranquil face into every parent’s nightmare.
“-and a smile means friendship to everyone-”
“Viggo! You can’t! They have cam- ohmyfuckingGodyousadisticbastard!” Elijah mewled on one breath, as Viggo swallowed him whole.
“-though the mountains divide-”
The boat rocked in the water as Elijah’s body, torn between the impulse to escape and the desire to get away, skittered around as ineffectually as a newborn calf’s. Viggo ended the struggle, after a particularly uncoordinated thrash splashed them, by gripping thin hips in his hands and holding them down. His bobbing head never missed a stroke.
“-and the oceans are wide-”
Now held in place, Elijah cracked open his eyes to watch his lover and groaned when Viggo smiled around his mouthful at him. He knew they were both bound for Hell-in-a-handbasket when the very tip of Viggo’s tongue found the small slit on the top of his erection and snuck inside to play. Then it was all over- the employees of Disneyland could broadcast this on every screen in the park; they could sell copies on eBay; the whole of the world could watch on the nightly news because if Elijah did not cum into that warm, delightful mouth, he was going to die anyway.
“-its a small, small world.”
“Viggo! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!!” The frantic note in Elijah’s voice left no doubt as to what he wanted.
In celebration of his triumph, Viggo began to make the loudest, wettest, most obscene slurping noises around Elijah’s cock.
“Its a small world after all-”
In this moment, Elijah defied anyone to show more restraint than he had attempted. If Viggo could not act, paint, write and all that other shit, he could still make a fortune giving head. the most virtuous of people would fall at his feet and beg for the feel of his serpent-length tongue, the scrape of knowing teeth and the caress of the loving mouth. He might begin and end wars with this talent.
“Its a small world after all-”
And all of this belonged to him. All of Viggo’s focus, touches and love belonged to Elijah Jordan Wood. On that transcendent feeling, he came with a scream that all the trapped riders heard.
“Its a small world after all-”
Viggo swallowed all of the long, hard gush in fast throat constrictions. He kept his mouth around Elijah until every last drop leaked out. As the boat suddenly pulled away from the hula dancers, he sat up, tucked Elijah back inside his pants and smiled at the world benignly.
“Its a small, small world.”
The sunlight hurt Elijah’s eyes as they glided out of the ride at last. He struggled up into a half-upright position and watched the boat approach the line. His lip sprang out into a half pout as he turned his eyes toward Viggo.
Viggo lifted one eyebrow in question at the look on Elijah’s face. “What’s the matter?”
Elijah widened his eyes to their most appealing and moved to rest his head on Viggo’s chest. “Can we go again?”
Author: Saklani (saklani@wildmail.com)
Codes: Viggo/Elijah RPS
Rating: NC-17 for language and sex
Disclaimer: I do not own these men, or anything else I mention here. I am not looking to make money from this... God forbid. And I am NOT them nor is what I put down here real. Thank you.
Summary: Viggo and Elijah ride Its a Small World with interesting results.
Author's Notes: In early August, I went to Disneyland with
entrpy and javagreen, and we foolishly decided to ride Its a Small World. Along with being scarred for life, I got this rather crack!fic idea from the ride. Thus, its dedicated fondly to them.A trio of red-eyed, wooly, nylon sheep gyrated at the bottom of a snow-covered cardboard mountain. On one of the peaks, a young boy in bright colored clothes watched over them with vapid blue eyes. Even higher up, a group of festively clad children twirled and leaped in a graceless display of figure skating. And all of them joined together in joyous song, “Its a world of laughter, a world of tears-”
“I can’t fucking believe you made me go on this fucking ride,” Elijah growled, his eyes tightly shut and hands over his ears. If he slumped any lower in the seat of the cheerful blue and white boat, his body would fold neatly in half.
“-a world of hope and a world of fears-”
Unrepentant, Viggo watched the hordes of demonic puppets promote world peace and unity. The bizarre caricatures of animals and bright, swirling colors, combined with the endless high pitched singing and Chucky-like dolls, made him wonder what cocktail of drugs inspired this deranged nightmare. He considered painting his own version of the madness now surrounding them.
“-there’s so much that we share-”
Elijah uncurled enough to kick Viggo in the shin with a satisfactory impact. “You’re not fucking paying attention to me.”
His distinctive whine pierced his lover’s eardrums.
“You wanted to go to Disneyland. I get to choose a few of the rides we go on.” Viggo reached out instinctively to block Elijah’s next kick. His attention remained fixed on an Egyptian female doll, sprawled over a divan and winking lewdly at passersby. He thought the memory of the posture might cause a few distressing dreams punctuated by heart-pounding wake ups.
“-that’s its time we’re aware-”
A pair of dancing giraffes caused Elijah to shrink even further in his seat. He knew viggo disliked the touristy atmosphere of Disneyland, but this was overdoing his revenge. No sane individual over the age of five chose to ride Its a Small World. Of course, few people associated the word sane with his lover. “Viggo-” he started again, knowing his voice could shatter glass.
“-its a small world after all.”
“Oh do shut up, Doodle. This can’t go on forever.”
As if on cue, the boat glided to a smooth halt in front of a pair of energetic hula dancers.
“Its a small world after all-”
“pisshitfuckcrap, this is fucking unbelievable! ViggofuckingMortensen, this boat better start moving in less than two fucking seconds, or you will be ninety before we ever have sex again!”
“Its a small world after all-”
The eternally syrupy singing dolls, combined with Elijah’s unearthly ability to string obscenities together in complete sentences began to give Viggo a headache. Watching the same scary animatronics repeat a profane hula dance repeatedly only amplified the pain behind his eyes. He considered diving off the boat and swimming for safety.
“-crappy shiteating fucking cunthumping-”
“Its a small world after all-”
As the moments dragged by, the song only seemed to get louder and Elijah certain got more obnoxious. A pair of gorillas armed with kettle drums banged a beat in Viggo’s skull that nauseatingly resembled the hula dancer’s rhythm. Worse, he was bored . Bored with the rainbow-hued, devil child puppets and their gut-wrenching song. Bored with Elijah’s ranting tantrum. Bored with just sitting there doing nothing.
“Its a small, small world.”
“-pissing, asslicking, cocksucking, fuck-”
Now, he could not turn off the puppets or force their boat to move again. However- Viggo whirled on Elijah, grabbed his crotch firmly and snarled, “Shut up.”
Saucer eyes sudddenly turned dinner plate sized, as the flow of swear words cut off.
‘There is just one moon-”
“That’s better.” Viggo’s hand adjusted comfortably and began to rub in small circles.
“Um, Viggo...” Elijah squirmed on the seat as he hardened under the touches. His movements only put him more at Viggo’s mercy, as his legs spread and his hips angled upward. “Viggo, what-?”
“-and one golden sun-”
Instead of answering, Viggo flipped open Elijah’s fly and casually lowered it to the bottom. His hand snuck inside to remove the treasure contained within, already starting to leak. A predatory smile, no less terrifying than those of the warbling figurines, transformed his tranquil face into every parent’s nightmare.
“-and a smile means friendship to everyone-”
“Viggo! You can’t! They have cam- ohmyfuckingGodyousadisticbastard!” Elijah mewled on one breath, as Viggo swallowed him whole.
“-though the mountains divide-”
The boat rocked in the water as Elijah’s body, torn between the impulse to escape and the desire to get away, skittered around as ineffectually as a newborn calf’s. Viggo ended the struggle, after a particularly uncoordinated thrash splashed them, by gripping thin hips in his hands and holding them down. His bobbing head never missed a stroke.
“-and the oceans are wide-”
Now held in place, Elijah cracked open his eyes to watch his lover and groaned when Viggo smiled around his mouthful at him. He knew they were both bound for Hell-in-a-handbasket when the very tip of Viggo’s tongue found the small slit on the top of his erection and snuck inside to play. Then it was all over- the employees of Disneyland could broadcast this on every screen in the park; they could sell copies on eBay; the whole of the world could watch on the nightly news because if Elijah did not cum into that warm, delightful mouth, he was going to die anyway.
“-its a small, small world.”
“Viggo! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!!” The frantic note in Elijah’s voice left no doubt as to what he wanted.
In celebration of his triumph, Viggo began to make the loudest, wettest, most obscene slurping noises around Elijah’s cock.
“Its a small world after all-”
In this moment, Elijah defied anyone to show more restraint than he had attempted. If Viggo could not act, paint, write and all that other shit, he could still make a fortune giving head. the most virtuous of people would fall at his feet and beg for the feel of his serpent-length tongue, the scrape of knowing teeth and the caress of the loving mouth. He might begin and end wars with this talent.
“Its a small world after all-”
And all of this belonged to him. All of Viggo’s focus, touches and love belonged to Elijah Jordan Wood. On that transcendent feeling, he came with a scream that all the trapped riders heard.
“Its a small world after all-”
Viggo swallowed all of the long, hard gush in fast throat constrictions. He kept his mouth around Elijah until every last drop leaked out. As the boat suddenly pulled away from the hula dancers, he sat up, tucked Elijah back inside his pants and smiled at the world benignly.
“Its a small, small world.”
The sunlight hurt Elijah’s eyes as they glided out of the ride at last. He struggled up into a half-upright position and watched the boat approach the line. His lip sprang out into a half pout as he turned his eyes toward Viggo.
Viggo lifted one eyebrow in question at the look on Elijah’s face. “What’s the matter?”
Elijah widened his eyes to their most appealing and moved to rest his head on Viggo’s chest. “Can we go again?”
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Thanks for the FB! Actually, one of the main twisted reasons this fic happened was because of a report I read somwhere saying that the Pirates of the Caribbean and Its a Small world were the rides where couples most often attempted shall we say, not very Disney friendly activities. I have no idea how you would manage it on POTC with a boatful of other people, but I def saw possibilities on IASM. And thus, one more reason my Muse forced me to write this!
HEE HEE HEE
Thanks again for the FB!
Saklani
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Thank you for the lovely FB, and I have to say- fabu icon!
Saklani
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Thank you for the FB and the evil ideas!
Saklani
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Ah a fellow Viggo/Lijah fan. I never get enough of this pairing, either! In case you did not know, there is a sweet con for this pairing-
Def check it out if you haven't already!
And thanks for the sweet FB!
Saklani
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Thank you for the FB! I hope you do get back to Disney and try the ride again!
Saklani
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HEE HEE HEE
Thanks for leaving me such lovely FB!
Saklani
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I am glad you enjoyed this PWP!
Thanks for the FB!
Saklani